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Chuck Norris has invented his own Martial Art. I forgot what it's called.
Ellie: I had a slice of ham in my hand. I was going to drop it, so I slapped it hard. It attached itself to the wall
Chuck Norris once pointed into the sky at a jet and yelled bang, at which the jet exploded.Wait... WHAT?! O_o This is totally not what a T&W is for.