Charas Pub

[Darkfox]

Superman: I'm here too.

***

Darkvixen: Also... *puts a book down at Xios' melted face* This rulebook strictly states that Satan AKA Lucifer CAN NOT condemn people to Hell. It's all here in the "Devil's Handbook" and also for a cheaper price: "Being Satan for Dummies"

[WarxePB]

-Xios: *unmelts* Shut up, I'm Satan, I can do whatever I want! *remelts*

***

*Meanwhile, in Hell...*

-Warxe: Something smells good...

-Yue: The brimstone, perhaps?

-Warxe: Nah. More like... chicken.

-Yue: That could be because YOU'RE STANDING IN LAVA.

-Warxe: *looks down* So I am... *steps out of the lava, his legs are badly burnt*

-Yue: So... this is Hell, eh? I didn't think I'd be coming here so soon. Maybe there's some 'hot' chicks around... heh heh.

-Warxe: You're even unfunnier than me.

-Yue: >.> <.<

-Xios: Hey, you slackers! Get to being tortured!

-Yue: Huh? Why are you here?

-Xios: Holy water...

-Warxe: Well, you're Satan. Can't you do something?

-Xios: So I can. *possesses Warxe*

-Warxe: *becomes all decayed and undead* Muahaha! Now I have the power of eternal life!

-Satan: And now you're not Satan anymore, so hah!

-Warxe: Shut up. *slaps Satan*

-Jesus: *condemns Warxe to Hell*

-Warxe: But we're already in Hell...

-Jesus: So you think...

*Warxe disappears*

-Yue: Umm... I'm just going to leave now. *walks away*

-Demon: Not so fast... *grabs Yue and walks away*

[xenocide]

Xeno: Hey warxe? *hic*

Warxe: *hic* ya *hic* Xeno?

Xeno: Im *hic* sure glad that being *hic* too dru-*hic*...dru-*hic*...drunk isnt a crime...cause *hic* if it was id be ARRESTED!

*pause*

Warxe: The girl over *hic* there is hot...

Xeno: Dude! how much *hic* have you been drinking? Thats *hic* a guy!!!

[Razor]

Police: Xeno?
Xeno: Y-yes?
Police: New laws passed. You're under arrest.
Xeno: No I am under a roof lol
Police: ... *knocks him out with his baton*
Warxe: Charge him on account for not reading the previous post, too! *disappears, again*

[WarxePB]

-Yue: Hey, I have an idea. Let's build a pub in Hell!

-Razor: That's a great idea! Then I can charge those demons ridiculously high prices for beer!

-Demon: Hey...

-Satan: Eh, go ahead, it's not like I care.

-Grim Reaper: I like beer.

-Satan: I'm sure you do, Death. Now go kill some innocent people or something.

-Grim Reaper: Yes sir. *disappears*

-Razor: Now where was I... oh yeah! If I open a pub down here, people that were drunkards in life can be drunkards in death! It's a beautiful plan!

-Yue: Except money is worthless in Hell. It'd just burn up anyways.

-Razor: Damn! Foiled again!


*back on Earth*


-Jani: So...

-Zero: *too drunk to care*

-Darkvixen: *doesn't care*

-Jani: Well, fine then! *storms out of pub*

-Odin: *walks in* ZANTE- hey, where is everyone?

[Darkfox]

Darkvixen: Eh, just Hell I guess... I'm... still a girl aren't I?

[Drace]

Odin: And a beautifull one. *raises eyebrow*

***
*Meanwhile in Hell*

Drace: *in his normal clothes* There must be some way to get out of here. Hey, a sign. *reads sign* Those who want to leave this damned place should go through cave.

[Razor]

Razor: Let's go then!
*the party walk through the cave, and end up in a cave next to it*
Drace: wtf?
*sign: no i mean the other cave lol*

[Drace]

Drace: Damn sign. Ok, let's go through this one. *Party enters*
Razor: Yup, this is a cave allright. It has rocks in it.
Drace: Look, another sign. *Reads sign* Wait here for your instructor to get out of hell.
Grandy: There's someone coming. *points to a large hooded floathing guy*
Death: Ah, so ya'll trying to get out yar hell I see. Well, I'm ya instructor ya see. What ya have to do is go beyond the river yonder and cross the lair of the Oompah-Loompahs.  Then ya'll have to do the manerism and beat the army of midget engineers. After that you'll find an exit of the cave and have to cross a pit full with hot MAG. MA. After that you'll have to fight some random bosses who we like to call guardians but actually don't have anything to do with the whole story. When you've beaten the 23rd boss you'll come to a sign. Read it out loud and you'll be send back to earth.
Drace/Razor/Grandy: *Gasp*
Grandy: Ah well. Let's go then.

*5 days later*

Razor: *Kills off the 23rd boss* Finally.
Drace: There's the sign. *all three run toward it, hurt, tired, hungry*
Grandy: *Reads sign* April fool.

[Razor]

Razor: *head explodes*
Drace: This is because YOU did the mannerism wrong! *smacks Grandy*
Grandy: Hey! It was your fault! Your handicapped mannerism put me off!
Drace: What!? *beats Grandy with sign*
Grandy: That's it, I challenge you to Mortal Kombat!
Razor: *head reforms*

[Drace]

Drace: Ok! *Transforms into Scorpion*
Grandy: It's on! *Transforms into Sub-Zero*
Razor: Seems like we have a classic fight here. *Transforms in a telletubby* WTF?!
Drace/Grandy: WTF?!

[Moosetroop11]

Satan: BAD PEOPLE! For trying to escape hell I will give you UNIMAGINABLE PAIN!

Razor: I can imagine that.

Grandy: That means it's not imaginable.

Satan: Erm... err... Gah! KILL JOO! *Points a missile launcher at Razor, get's eaten from the inside by MT11*

MT11: Hello!

Drace: I wondered where he got to...

[Razor]

Razor: but more importantly...
*loud voice: FIGHT!*
*music starts*
Grandy: I've been looking forward to this ever since you decapitated me!
Drace: That wasn't you, that was Warxe, and that wasn't me, that was Odin!
Grandy: Who cares! *punches Drace*

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Odin: Whoa!
Warxe: What?
Odin: Did you just feel that?
Warxe: Feel what?
Odin: ZANTETSUKEN! *decapitates Warxe*

[WarxePB]

-Yue: *looks at the horde of skeletons advancing toward him* This... isn't goo- *frozen by one of Grandy's stray attacks*

-Xios: I command you, skeletons! *starts chanting something, but nothing happens* Crap... my necromancy must be rusty...

-Satan: Here! *throws Xios a book called "Being Satan for Dummies"*

-Xios: *rips it open and eats the magically appearing spinach that comes from it, but he just shrinks*

-Satan: You idiot! You were supposed to eat the cheese, not the spinach!

-Xios: Crap.

-Warxe: I guess it's up to me and my summoning powers!

*summons God*

-God: *sigh* What do you want this time?

-Warxe: Kill these skeletons for me!

-God: Whatever. *waves hand, and half of Hell is destroyed!* ....whoops. *disappears in a puff of angel choir*

-Satan: Aw man, now I have to rebuild that!

-Xios: Sucker.

-Satan: *slaps Xios with his pitchfork*

[Drace]

Drace: GET OVER HERE! *Throws a spear to Grandy*
Grandy: Ha! I'll just hit the block button! *Blocks, spear attack fails*
Drace: Damnit!
Grandy: I'll use my forward/down/left punch freeze attack! *Does it, followed by another*
Drace: Ha! I'll catch both and then you'll be frozen!
Grandy: Damnit! *Freezes*