Charas Pub

[Bluhman]

Bluhman: Hi Razopr!
MTII: HUH!?
Razopr: Can't you see I'm very busy?
MTII: Who are you?
Razopr: I am Razors concience!
MTII: But then how did I hear you?
Razopr: Well, I was speaking to razor in his head, but then his brain suddenly shut down! I got kicked out of his brain and must've said the last statement to everybody instead of speciffically razor!
MTII: Then... If Razor has no concience...
Razor: YARRRRRRR(!&#@($&!(@*$(&@(#*#(*$
Bluhman's Pistol: BAM!!!
*MTII Dies*
Razopr: Why did you do that?
Bluhman: To make another Moose Doll.

[X_marks_the_ed]

*X_marks_the_ed hugs Moosetroop.*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11 doll: *Blushes*

[MSlash67]

*walks in to bar*
MS: I want a moose doll!
X_marks_the_ed: NO! Mine!
*smacks MS in the head with a stick*

[Archem]

Archem: Mossmen like moosemen... and moose dolls.
An abominable mossman crashes through the ceiling.
AM: ME WANTEE!
AM snatches the moose doll and Razor's bacon, then runs away.
Razor: My bacon!
Ed: My moosey!
Archem: My mossman!
Grandy: My self!
It would seem the mossman crushed Grandy on his way out.
Bluhman: My gun! Nooooooo!!!
Razor says: We must give chase! To the pirate ship!
D'arr!kFlood: Yarr! I already be set ter set sail, mister Razor! Yarr!

[MSlash67]

MS: I found the poop deck!
Razor: What the?! How'd you get here!
*MS gets tied to the mast*
MS: I'm a hood ornament!
D'arr!kFlood: yarr! He has the scurvy! Quick Someone get fruit!
*Archem hurls watermelon at MS*
MS:.....owww

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: Well people, this is boring me. I'm off to hold up a gunstore.
CK: Yes, I'm quite bored as well. I'm gonna replace the charas submarine's reenforced windows with window screens and take it for a test drive.
Grandy: I agree. You know what sounds fun to me? Playing "hold your breath" with MT11's corspe.
Bluhman: They are right. I'm gonna test the ejection seat in the charas Helicopter to make sure they still work.
Archem: 'Why not join them' I'm thinkin. I'll go ride that new roller coaster at the charas park, the one called "Closed for Repairs".
MS: Excellent. I'm gonna play Russian Roulette with a charas modified Uzi.
Razopr: Well, if you're all gonna leave me, I'll just go hang myself or something.
Razor: Yes, this is indeed boring. I'm gonna go face Meiscool in Unreal I guess.

[Big_Duke]

Duke:*Resurrects MT11*Here.
MT11:*Eats Duke*Heheheheheh

[MSlash67]

MS: Sweet. This reminds me of the time I played Russian Roulette with that 9mm.
*everyone stares at MS*
MS: Whats everyone looking at? Is there something on my face?

[Grandy]

 Zero: *drunk in a corner* Noone remindsh me now.... I used to be in thish plashe alot, but now... *cries*

[MSlash67]

MS: Its ok Zero...
Zero: HElp! STRANGER! I NEED AN ADULT!
*MS runs away*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Picks his teeth* I'd better go... eat something. Charas related. Yeah.

[Razor]

*pub disappears*
*some guy walks up*
CP: Hi! I'm the physical embodiment of the Charas Pub.
Razor: O RLY?
CP: *vomits 12 gallons of beer on Razor*
Drace: Hey everybody! Free beer!
CP: You'll be paying for that vomit!

[X_marks_the_ed]

Ed: "Don't touch that beer!"
CP: "Why not? It's beer."
Darrr!kflood: "That be poison!!"
CP: "That it be."

*long pause.*

Ed: "I miss my moosey."
*Moosey spawns beside Ed's right foot.*
Ed: "Moosey!!"
*Hugs him so hard, his stuffing comes out.*

Darrr!kflood: "NNNNNOOOOO!!!!!"
*Does 'no' sacrificial thingy.*
*Hits ground with a thud.*

*Ed sews up moosey and hugs him again.*

*Archem drinks the beer and dies.*

Darrr!kflood: "I told ye that be poison!!"
CP: "Curses! Foiled again.*
*Razor kicks Cp into space.*

*Duke stares where the Pub used to be.*
Duke: 'I think we're screwed."
Ed: "But i got my moosey."
Moosey: "PWEASE HUG ME!!"
*Ed hugs Moosey.*
MT11: -.-'

[Big_Duke]

*The pub rematerializes in the air above Duke,then falls on Duke*
Duke:*Before fall*Mother.*Pub falls on duke*
Razor:*Snotty english accent*People! You are Freeiiee!
Duke:*Respawns*Hello!*Pub falls on Duke again*