Charas Pub

[Razor]

*to which Mr Weight lands on the anvil, and slowly retracts into the sky*
Razor: Let's all say the Zeeky words!
Shadus: wot wrods iz taht?1
Everyone else: Zeeky Boogy Doog!
*world explodes*

[Drace]

Drace: I quote: "On the first day, God created... erm... Earth. On the second day, God created water and the sky. On the third day, God created men. Because the men where lonely, God created dogs and cats on day 4. On the sixth day, God created.... erm.... woMEN. On the seventh day, God realise he missed his memory from the fifth day. He found out that his good friend Stupidity created Shadus on the fifth day."

[Razor]

Razor: and I quote, "Didn't he create light at one point?"

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: Nope, that was my good friend Thomas Edison.

[Bluhman]

*FLASHBACK'D!*
Thomas edison:...
Thomas edison: *Explodes in glorious, glorious light*
*UN FLASHBACK!*
MT11: I.... never remembered Thomas Edison doing that.
Bluhman: Oh he did it; my financial advisor even told me the whole story. *Points to a crazy old hobo*

[coasterkrazy]

CK: So that's how it happened! Bluhman, who created the theory of relativity and how?

[Drace]

Bluhman: That was Albiert Onerock. He invented it because he was reading a book with his *** while walking backwards of Mount Everest with his tounge while wearing a thonge.

[coasterkrazy]

CK: Wow you know EVERYTHING!
Drace: Clearly he doesn't. It wasn't Albert Onerock who created the theory of relativity, it was Albert Tworock.
Bluhman: Yeah, yeah, that's what I meant...

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: What in North Korea is a thonge?

Thonge: RAAAAAAAAWR. *Burninates Pub with its laser vision*

Hutch: Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese.

[Grandy]

 *A bus full of ourists drives by, Grandy as a guide*
 Grandy: And to your right, you can see a big Thonge eating innocent people alive, and drinking their blood in a big, disgusting carnificine. Its like seeing Bluhman's first avatar, but less disgusting and a little more red. Now, to your left, you can see the zoo of the town, with Zebras! Everyone loves Zebras!
 Razor: Since when did we have a zoo?
 Drace: I'm more confuse by the fact we have a bus here.
 Razor: And why are we talking calm like this while our beloved pub is being destroyed?
 Drace: I used a transfer magic to throw our fear in someone else.
 Razor: Smart. Who?
 Hutch: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
 Grandy: And to your left again, you can see a scared peson, please don't feed it.

[DarkFlood2]

*DarkFlood walks by

DarkFlood: What the..?

*Continues walking

[coasterkrazy]

CK: DarkFlood must have A.D.D.
DarkFlood: Hey! I don't have A.D.- whoa, what's that? *runs away*

[Darkfox]

DF: Hey look at that! *points to a ninja*

Drace: So?

DF: ...it's a fake! The real ninja is on the pot!

Drace: No way, thats the real ninja.

DF: No no, Ninja's don't just stand out in the open... he's obviously trying to trick Razor.

Razor: What!? He used the toilet without paying!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Nobody poops for free in my pub!

Grandy: Does anybody else find that a bit disturbing?

DF: ...I have no comment...

Evil Shadus: I am invincible! I am immortal!

DF: Shut up Shadus...

Shadus: Sorry...

[DarkFlood2]

*finds a small shiny object on the ground

DarkFlood: Cool! A small shiny object!

*DarkFlood rams the small shiny object into the back of the nearest person (Which happens to be Shadus), Then proceeds to grab a beer and drink. Then he smashes the mug onto the head of the nearest person (Which again happens to be Shadus).

[Drace]

Drace: Shadus sucks.
Shadus: Oh die.... wat? Waarom ste... VREEMDE TAAL!!!!
Drace: Heehe, I changed your vocabulary to Dutch. With 1 change. Die is changed in die instead of the Dutch word for die.
Shadus: Oh nee!!! Ik ben pwned!!!