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Offline coasterkrazy

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« Reply #2955 on: January 10, 2006, 01:13:16 AM »
CK: Yeah... well anyway I personally would put that money on Archem, that is if I had $45.
Razor: But you don't so I get to bet and you don't!
CK: And that's a good thing?--
Drace: Suuuure, it is... let's just wait to see who dies first.
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Warxe: Ok, we're closing in. Meiscool, fire on my mark!
Meiscool: Yeah, ok.
Warxe: .........NOW!!!!
Meiscool: *ejects from seat and into meteor*
Warxe:  _sweat_  No... the eject button wasn't what I had in mind... Ok, Archem now it's up to you! FIRE!!!!
Archem: I can't take this we're all gonna die!!! *ejects seat*
Warxe: Ok... that was... random. Then it looks like it's up to me...
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Razor: Oh, yeah! Meiscool died first! WHO WINS!? ME!
Grandy: But we have nothing to pay you...
CK: Yeah, and besides. Look, Meiscool ejected first but Archem died first, see? He tried breathing before Meiscool. So now you owe us!
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« Reply #2956 on: January 10, 2006, 01:18:47 AM »
Meiscool: SUCKIT RAZO........ *hack* *Cough* ..... *punches Archem's dead body* ... *silence*

Grandy: ..... ****!
Razor: Salute!
Drace: Why?

*Warxe hits Meiscool's dead body with the ship*

Warxe: Ah crap, it's gonna take me a week to clean all that blood off.
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Offline Archem

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« Reply #2957 on: January 10, 2006, 03:06:12 AM »
Archem: Ow... *cough* My dead liver... *hack* pain... *bleargh!* Dead.
Wolly: NOOOOOOO!!! My alternate, particularly vulnerable self! Why couldn't it have been meeee?!?!
Razor: Because you were off doing god knows what-
Wolly: Oh, HE knows!
CK: Eew...
Drace: But what about Warxe?

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Warxe: Cheet-os! Yay!
Warxe dives into a fort made of Cheet-os
Warxe: Num! Num-num-num-num-num!

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Razor: He must be doing some crazy heroics, seeing as how he's not dead yet...

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Warxe: Nooooo! Get it away!!!
A space roach (with a space roach helmet) approaches Warxe angrily with a spear. Or a gun. A spear-gun.

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Wolly: And then everything worked out in the end!
Grandy: Uh... Who are you talking to?
Wolly: Why, the reader of course!
Razor: Shut up, you idjit! They musn't know!
Razor looks at YOU suspiciously, then stretches a large, (pirate) toothy grin.
Drace: Either way, we're doomed.

5 minutes later...

Wolly: See? I told you things would work out!
The Meteor is hanging overhead by a pirate hook made out of a metal coat hanger. It teeters precariously above the lone survivor of the rocket crash: Space Roach, Coast 2 Coast.
Wolly: Sheep pants!
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Offline EvilShadowX1

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« Reply #2958 on: January 10, 2006, 07:36:52 AM »
ESX1: I'm back!

All: ...

ESX1: What I took a long vacation!

          Oh and I got some friends with me too!

*army men walk in, other people hide

ESX1: WHAT!?!?!
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« Reply #2959 on: January 10, 2006, 11:31:47 AM »
Did you ever actually post in this game?
Furthermore, if so, did you ever read the previous posts to make sure yours made sense?
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Razor: ...well. At least the day was saved. Or something.
Drace: Yeah, no soap opera here.
AND THEN, METEORS LONG LOST TWIN BROTHER APPEARS IN THE SKY
Drace: ...
Razor: Well, at least it's not that bad.
Mysterio: Oh, but it is, Razor! He ran off with my fiance and now I'm pregnant! WITH TWINS RAZOR!
Razor: ...I'm going to go kill myself.
Drace: Me too.
Meteor: *ROLLS OVER SLIGHTLY, CRUSHING GRANDY*
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« Reply #2960 on: January 10, 2006, 02:47:53 PM »
Drace: Razor, you're a bit dee dee dee!
Razor: ...
Grandy: ...
Razor: I don't get it...
Drace: Damn you people who haven't seen Mind of Mencia...
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« Reply #2961 on: January 10, 2006, 09:36:32 PM »
Drace: *poink*
CK: What's that you have there Drace?
Drace: I thought I might play with this remote control car before we all burn horribly.
CK: Can I play?
Drace: ....no. *turns the car all sorts of directions*
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Warxe: WTF is going on! What is this Autopilot?
*The rocket crashes into the side of Mysterio*
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Drace: Hey wow, Warxe sacrificed his life for us!
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Warxe: IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO END THIS WAAAAYY--*rocket explodes*
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Razor: Hey look, the other meteor is going over there!
*Mysterio lands far away, followed by a loud explosion and the earth shaking tremendously, then screams*
Drace: Hey what forum did we just crush?
Razor: Gaming World.  ;)
Grandy: Hey Razor, where were you?
Razor: Chewing on my foot.
Grandy:
Razor: BECAUSE I CAN.
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« Reply #2962 on: January 10, 2006, 09:52:23 PM »
Grandy: Hey, shouldn't Warxe, Archem2, and Meiscool be back by now?
Drace: Meiscool pushed to many buttons.
Razor: Warxe burninated.
CK: Archem2 asploded because he can't keep his mouth shut for ten seconds.
Grandy: Yes but..... They just come back somehow. Like, I got crushed and completly ignored, then came back as if nothing happened.
Razor: What do you know, my foot is back.
Grandy: See! What did I tell you!?
Razor: Hmm... you're right.... where's Meteor?
Warxe: It's back up there!
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Offline coasterkrazy

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« Reply #2963 on: January 10, 2006, 10:16:23 PM »
Grandy: Warxe!? See what I mean!?
Drace: Wooohoooo, remote control car... oh, hey Warxe. Want to play?
CK: Aw, come on...
Warxe: Oh, thanks. This is the best remote control car ever, man! Dont you think so, Meiscool?
Meiscool: Yeah, I've never seen anything like it!
Grandy: Again! Now Archem should be back any second...
*5 minutes go by*
Grandy: Yup, any minute now...
*Another 5 minutes*
Razor: ...well he's not coming back. Anyway, what else should we do before meteor kills us all?
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« Reply #2964 on: January 11, 2006, 08:32:06 PM »
Drace: We can play "Ich bin deine Führer".
Razor: Sure.
Drace: Ok, I'm the Führer. Du bist ein Jude! Dort die Konzentratiekampfe! Neue!
Razor: Ich bi...
Drace: Scheisse auf! Dumpkopf!
Razor: *cries*
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Offline coasterkrazy

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« Reply #2965 on: January 11, 2006, 08:49:39 PM »
CK: Ich will dein auto Drace!
(Sorry, I meant the remote-control car. I only have a year of German so I'm not so great. I wish I still took it...)
Drace: Nein! Es ist mein!
CK: Ok, enough German... anyone up for French? Je me souviens quand j'ai été un petit garçon...
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Offline Moosetroop11

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« Reply #2966 on: January 11, 2006, 09:19:58 PM »
MT11: *Walks in* I have no idea what's been happening, so I choose to ignore it. Lalalalalaaaa
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Offline Meiscool-2

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« Reply #2967 on: January 11, 2006, 09:47:33 PM »
*CK attempts to tell what is going on to MT11, but can only speak in asterixes, so Grandy tells him what's happening*

10 minutes later

*MT11 proceeds to crap himself.*
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« Reply #2968 on: January 11, 2006, 09:58:17 PM »
*DarkFlood walks out and notices the meteor*

DarkFlood: Whoa, what did I miss?

*notices that he stepped in a pile of poo*

DarkFlood: Ah man! These shoes were new!
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« Reply #2969 on: January 11, 2006, 10:10:04 PM »
Grandy: Oh good, DarkFlood is back.
Razor: When is that meteor going to get here? TAKE YA TIME YA SLOW BASTARD!! Lousy meteors. Can't trust them for nothing.

Warxe: Hey, you know that no summoning rule we have on this pub?
Drace: Yeah, I think I was the one who made it.
Warxe: Well screw you. *summons Xen*
Xen: Hay guys! *crushes Drace* OH SHI-
Drace: Ugghhh! Damn you!
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