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Offline X_marks_the_ed

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Re: Charas Pub
« Reply #4965 on: February 18, 2009, 10:33:43 PM »
Ed: To find the holy grail.
Driver: No. That's one strike.
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Offline Tomi

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Re: Charas Pub
« Reply #4966 on: August 20, 2009, 05:56:05 AM »
Tomi: *farts*
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Offline A Forgotten Legend

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Re: Charas Pub
« Reply #4967 on: August 20, 2009, 06:04:30 AM »
Driver:  That's... right! Next question, how long was this drive really in which we only have a half an hour?
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Offline Tomi

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Re: Charas Pub
« Reply #4968 on: August 21, 2009, 04:16:35 PM »
Tomi: No no no the third question is what is your favorite color.  You aren't the real cash cab guy!!!
Everyone in the cab: *looks at each other, then eyes Mr. FakeCashCabMan*
Mr. FakeCashCabMan: ****. *jumps out of window*
Tomi:  Well now that no one is driving the ca-- *crash*

Lucas: Hey look guys, we crashed into a pub!
Tomi: Seems somewhat familiar...
Razor:  Sup guys.  Wanna buy some beer?
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Offline Grandy

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Re: Charas Pub
« Reply #4969 on: September 19, 2009, 04:45:35 PM »
AND THEN THE MOST AMAZING THING HAPPENED

*a meteor falls on the pub*

*Razor climbs out of the rubble, looks at the sky and shakes his first in anger*

Razor: SEPHIROOOOOOOOOTH!
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Re: Charas Pub
« Reply #4970 on: September 19, 2009, 05:02:48 PM »
Bluhman: No, sorry, that was just me trying out the meteor spell that some wizard sold me. Didn't know it'd land there, though... Let me try again...

*Casts spell. Another meteor falls onto the Pub.*

Bluhman: No, dammit! I wanted it to fall on to that patch of roses over there, but it just won't hit properly!

*Razor climbs back out of the rubble, looks a Bluhman, and shakes his fist in anger*

Razor: SEPHIROOOOOOOOOOTH!

Bluhman: But...

Razor: SEPHIROOOOOOOOTH!

*Bluhman sighs, and takes off a mask to reveal that he IS sephiroth!*

Sephiroth: Fine. You got me this time... But next time, you will not be so lucky!!

*Sephiroth vanishes. Hoorah.*
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Offline Angel Walter

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Re: Charas Pub
« Reply #4971 on: September 22, 2009, 07:41:46 PM »
*Angel shows up late like he does for EVERYTHING*
Angel: Hi guys! What did I miss?
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Re: Charas Pub
« Reply #4972 on: September 23, 2009, 05:15:37 AM »
Lilsniffs:.....THIS!
Lilsniffs kicks Angel in the face.
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Re: Charas Pub
« Reply #4973 on: September 23, 2009, 05:19:01 AM »
Fruckert: Am I still in hell?
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Ellie: I had a slice of ham in my hand. I was going to drop it, so I slapped it hard. It attached itself to the wall

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Re: Charas Pub
« Reply #4974 on: September 23, 2009, 04:34:55 PM »
Lilsniffs: Yes.
Lilsniffs kicks Fruckert in the face.
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Offline Angel Walter

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Re: Charas Pub
« Reply #4975 on: September 24, 2009, 07:26:53 PM »
Angel: Ow!
*Rubs face then looks at razor*
Angel: Can I get a lemonade?
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Offline A Forgotten Legend

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Re: Charas Pub
« Reply #4976 on: September 24, 2009, 11:06:05 PM »
Razor:  My pub is destroyed.  Not to mention I was running a pub.
Angel: Uh.. lemonade?
Razor: No.
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Offline MissingName

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Re: Charas Pub
« Reply #4977 on: September 24, 2009, 11:11:30 PM »
*MissingName steps into the bar for the first time*
Razor: What do YOU want?
MissingName: Do you have any scotch?
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Offline Angel Walter

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Re: Charas Pub
« Reply #4978 on: September 25, 2009, 07:18:41 PM »
Angel: Why did I bother going to a pub if I was too young to get a drink?
Fruckert: *Kicks Angel in the head*
Angel: Agh! PLEASE STOP!
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Re: Charas Pub
« Reply #4979 on: September 26, 2009, 06:44:17 AM »
Fruckert: Well...if I'm in hell, how am I here?
Angel: ...that's a very good question.
           You see...everyone hates you.
           So, the Devil kicked you out of hell.
Fruckert: Oh...well that's unfortunate.
Angel: Not to me.
          *Kicks Fruckert in the head*
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