Charas Pub

[Darkfox]

(LIGHTWOLF, LIGHTWOLF!!)

Lightwolf: *pushes Grandy off him* ... *notices everybody stareing* ... I better not hear sombody laugh...

[Tomi]

(sorry, my bad...)
Some n00b in the back starts to laugh
Random n00b:  "AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!... Uh..."
The random n00b gets kicked out of the pub by Tomi.
Tomi: "PUNT!", and n00b goes flying onto the road.
Then everyone laughs at the n00b's dumbness.

[Darkfox]

Lightwolf: *gets up* Thats better... *puts his glasses on* Hm... *picks up the keg* looks like this one is... on the house, heheheheh.

[Drace]

*dragon police and killer police arive*
Dragon Police Officer: Blah blajh blah blah blah.
Drace: Yea in the back.
Killer Police Officer: Blah blah blah.
Drace: Yea also in the back

[Darkfox]

Ambrosia: What was that about?

[Xen]

*Everyone stares as Xen is dragged out by the dragon police*

Xen: AARRRRRGGHHHHHH!!!! NOOOOO!!!!! YOU CAN'T TAKE ME BACK TO THAT PLACE!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! ARRRGGGHHHH!!! LEMME GO!!!!!! HEEEELLLLLPPPPPP!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Dragon Police Officer: You've done enough damage here Xen! We've let you free many times, but you don't seem to stop destroying stuff!

Xen: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! ARRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!! HEEEEELLLPPPP!!!!

[Drace]

Xen:*Shouting will being dragged out* I'll get you for that Drace, i swear on everything i have that i'll get you.
Dragon police officer: Don't worry he'll be gone for a long time.
*5 minutes later*
Dragon Police officer: Ok Xen, your free to go.

[Xen]

Xen: *clapping dust off hands* And that's the end of that chapter!

*silence*

Xen: Nice to have such a warm welcome.

*silence*

Xen: Right...

[Drace]

Xen: Where were we, o yea i'm was about to kick drace his ***.
Drace: HA, HAHAHAHAHAHA, HAAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
*falls in a burst of laughs on the ground and dies*
Xen: That was easy.

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: "Oh dear, how weird... *Starts stirring drink with umbrella* Everythings going loopy..."
Drace: "It's cos they let stupid dragons in the pub."
Xen: "Hey! I can be a good little dragon!"
Grandy: "Prove it!"
*Xen sits down on chair*
Xen: "Here. I'm being good."
Grandy: "Not that good. Razor was sitting in that chair. You just killed him."
Xen: "Ah, no-one dies here anyway."
Razor: *From underneath Xen* "No, they just get VERY bad booboos..."
Red: Haha! you suck!
MT11: "Now now Red, settle this in an adult fashion."

...


MT11: "Have a thumb war."
*Red and Razor have thumb war but Red's thumb falls off*
Razor: "I win!"

[Xen]

Xen: Ohhh!!! Bone!!! I shall add it to my collection!

*Xen picks up Red's thumb and wedges it into his arm*

Xen: It hurts but I look that little bit cooler now.
Red: But that's my thumb.
Xen: And I thank you Red. You must have considered how much I needed a bone to stick on my arm.
Red: *angry looks* .....
Xen: Thanks Red....

*Red pulls his thumb out of Xen's arm and puts it back on his hand. Xen's arm starts leaking blood*

Xen: Owwww!!!!! Dying.........must....get blood....

*Everyone watches Xen*

Xen: C'mon!!! At...least...help me!!!

*Everyone stands and watches Xen*

Xen: Uuuuggghhhhh....

*Xen dies*

[Darkfox]

Ambrosia: *casts revive on Xen*

Xen: Ah much be... *Xen gets hit by a truck*

Ambrosia: ... *casts revive again*

Xen: Ah much bett... *Xen is blasted by aliens*

Ambrosia: Gr... *casts revive again*

Xen: Ah much better... *a bomb lands in his hands* shoot! *explodes*

Ambrosia: OK! *casts revive again* Will you stop it already!?

Ace: *laughs*

[Xen]

Xen: And my death count keeps on rising.....stupid death count...oh and..... *to Ambrosia, speaking in a bold voice* I thank you for reviving me, despite the much usage of revival magic.
Ambrosia: Do you have to speak to me that way?
Xen: Yes.
Ambrosia: Well don't.
Xen: If you say so....

*Xen goes and sits down on another chair, but is very careful not to break it.*

Xen: Stupid death count....

[Darkfox]

Ace: *looks at Red*

Red: What?
Ace: Your a skeleton right?
Red: Duh...
Ace: *snaps finger and a bottle of vinegar is poured out on Red Giant*
Red: NOOOOOOOO! My calcium!! *turns rubbery*

[Red Giant]

Red: Hey! Look what i can do! *Bounces up and down* Yaaay! Boingy boingy boingy!