The Insult Game

[byrdbrayn]

Rev: i am a nice person, outside the insult thread

Now i could rant n rave n prove my self right and then talk about your obvious dorkiness more, but instead ill lighten things up with..........Shakespheriean Insults!

Razor, thou art a yeasty lily-livered rabbit-sucker!

Red, thou art a wenching rump-fed scullion!

ROTD, thou art a greasy eye-offending moldwarp!

Osmose, thou art a reeky, perniscious motley-minded rudesby!

Rev, uhm, ur not very nice!  

[oooog]

First off:
...Its friggin 2004, thou artith should stop talking like this....ith.  and also...YOUR STUPID, HAHAHAHAHA...eh?  Shut up, I couldnt think of anything else.....

Originally posted by Snake Eater
^You have a stupid username and you do your mom! Also, you are really annoying and shouldn't be allowed to go near young children!

In response to this one awhile ago.... ouch.....that one hurts...

[Osmose]

Well, someone should take the brayn out of their name, because your crappy insults need some work. Shaksperian insults?

Loser. Go fly away or something.

[Kenshin_Sagara]

Says the moose who smells soooo bad that he makes right gaurd turn left!

[oooog]

umm......a stick of right guard turning left......yeah i just dont see that happening.  if you see inanimate objects, might i suggest you look into some help?

[byrdbrayn]

i typed all this stuff at my friends n hit post but it didnt work...........dam...........well ill try 2 remeber wut i said (this is not word for word):

i was trying to lighten things up but i see you guys want me to go hard so:

you sure are one oooooogly guy. wut is an orkyjork? it sounds like porkupine porn. n no wonder that insult from snake eater hurt, the truth hurts. so stop depriving the next generation of their virginity.

n osmose why bother....ur ugly. you insult yourself so i dont have to. byrdbrayn does have a meaning i used to call my sister a birdbrain because her classroom was in the schools bird pod, then i did a language arts project on a dragon named embyr in 6th grade and i became obsessed with changing vowels to y and i made my aol sn byrdbrayn7 and all my sns have been byrdbrayn something since

n i wrote another insult to osmose i forget i think it was:

u are the most useless person on charas you dont do anything to help the site at all so u are just a big fake, not big stuff (prefers anther word that goes against rules)

[Razor]

This, ladies and gentlemen, coming from a person who is unable to spell properly, use proper grammar or proper punctuation. You wouldn't know what a capital letter was if it came up to you, kneed you in the balls and introduced itself. One would think someone removed your Shift, Caps Lock and non-alphanumeric keys.

I would think you were the most useless one here. I don't even know what you do here. Not only are you the most useless person on Charas, but in your respective country as well. The only way you could get a use would be to turn yourself into science and give humanity a new ginea pig.

[Osmose]

Wow. You know, I shouldn't be surprised, this coming from a useless bird freak(who, I might add, does nothing himself but play the insult game, and quite badly at that), but obsessed with changing vowels to y? And your saying that I'm the one insulting myself?

*yawn* No one cares about how you got your name. No matter what path you took, it's still a crappy name. Bird brain has got to be one of the most ridiculous insults ever, and naming yourself a bird brain only shows how stupid you are.

[oooog]

in reply to "what is an orkyjork?"  I HAVE NO IDEA?  WHATS AN OOOOG?!  WHO KNOWS.  I sure dont.

also, yeah, maybe you should start typing with both hands instead of flipping through the phone book looking for a date.  might start spellin better byrdy.

also, osmose, its b y rdbr y n.

[byrdbrayn]

I can spell fine if I want too, but unlike any of you, I have many people to talk to on AIM at once, so I am very used to using AOL language instead of typing in proper english. And as for uselessness, I have done more spriting than any of you, and I don't sprite hear anymore because I now do battlecharas on VahnGrave's forum, which consumes most of my free time spriting, but I'm still a better spriter than you, razor, or you, osmose, because if you could sprite you would have done your mage battlechara yourself instead of having SaiKar do it for you. As for ooog, he can rip, so he is probably the only insulter who is more useful than me. Ooog, you rip pretty well, way better than me anyways. Hey osmose, and razor of what use are you? Oh yea, razor just jumps into random threads like a rabid kangaroo and osmose just........well he doesn't do anything lol he's just there. Also, you guys must suck at insults because the only thing you've come up with is how stupid and pointless my screename is, and I could care less. Gosh, atleast maybe use the "you think you are a wiger" deal or something........

Ok I can play your game:

Razor, whats the point of your screename if you don't even shave yet? (you spelled guinea wrong)

Osmose, what's the point in naming yourself after a mage? Can't think up your own name?

Oh and you can belive me or not, I don't really care, but here is a girl that likes me alot and wants me to ask her out. I'm not sure if I want to or not yet, but just to prove I can get girls. (its a lil sloppy because i took a picture of her school picture with my cellphone, so its a pic of a pic lol) You can choose to belive me or not, I could really care less, but I definately know I have a good relationship with the opposite sex, unlike 75% of the users on this forum.

[Osmose]

Wow, she looks kinda ugly. Might be the pic, but oh well. Either way, we could care less whether you could get an ugly girl or not. This is for insulting other people, not bragging about crap that makes you think you're better than anyone else.

And, if you want an avid history of MY sprite work, I can show you the entire library of FF5 battlecharas I've made, the ice climbers charaset I recently made, the edit of Emerl I made, the titles/gameovers I've made, I can show you a bunch of sprites I've made for myself on my computer, I can show you all the resources I've submitted to the site(like my work in making black mages available to all faceset sections). But you just come up with a request I made of a friend and use it as a petty insult to further yourself because you're running out of ammo while handing us more and more material to use against you. If you want to bring credentials into the game, you're going to have to use credentials here, instead of some obscure references about doing work at someone else's site, because, frankly, no one gives a crap to look at Vahn's site and see if you're telling the truth or not.

If you had two brain cells to rub together, you'd realise the name Osmose is the name of a spell in FF, and Moose is a direvative of Osmoose, a mispelling of the username. Not a mage.

Matter of fact, if you had two brain cells to rub together, you'd be typing correctly, using better grammar, and doing something besides proving that you are indeed the village idiot of Charas. You run around like you are a big man, trying to prove that you have a life outside of the computer, but if you have to work to prove that, then it's obvious that you don't. Razor, me, Oooog, we all have lives and friends and girlfriends and things to do, but we don't feel that we need to prove it to you that we do, because, frankly, you're opinion doesn't matter. I bet your the kind of guy who buys a big car to look tough, when you're really just overcompensating for having no bravery.

And by the way, those bird drawings are a sad example of your artistic skill, or lack thereof.

[Razor]

I knew I spelt Guinea wrong. But I couldn't remember how it was spelt. Regardless.

"razor just jumps into random threads like a rabid kangaroo"

I tire of your lack of English, I really do.

"Razor, whats the point of your screename if you don't even shave yet?"

(Well at least it's an improvement of your punctuation.) I've been shaving for a long while now. This really shows that you obviously didn't start shaving when you turned 16. Oh! What am I saying? You are obviously many years off of that age.

And you ARE aware what you're doing to that poor girl is called "stalking", right?

[Darwin]

Osmose your father is so blind that he went to bed with a wombat and you are the result.

[byrdbrayn]

osmose, unlike you ive sprited for other people instead of just myself in requests, and besides i typed the last thing in good english so why are you still making fun of my grammer. calling somebody ugly who is obviously not ugly shows how u guys are so stupid. lol go head n call me the village idiot i dont really care lol i might not be nearly as intelligent as any of you but that doesnt always matter in the real world, you will find this out someday. osmose, i am no big ff know it all, i have only played 7 9 10 and 10 1/2, and that 2 game ff1 ff2 for the ps1, so i wouldnt know lol.

razor just jumps into random threads like a rabid kangaroo = lack of english........where?

oh and osmose, i truly apologize for underestimating your spritng, some of it is actually very useful and most of it is very good. lol i guess its "my bad"

lol razor, you actually genuinely made me laugh there with the whole stalking bit. lol she is the one that said she liked me, and as for stalking, we had met over aol through a mutual friend, tina, and this girl had tina trying to sneak pics of me onto her cell phone so she could see how i look, n eventualy we did both send a pic 2 eachother. so who was the stalker?

[Osmose]

Originally posted by byrdbrayn
oh and osmose, i truly apologize for underestimating your spritng, some of it is actually very useful and most of it is very good. lol i guess its "my bad"

Mmmmmmmmmhmm. Damn right it is.