The Big Emerald 2

[X_marks_the_ed]

X_marks_the_ed just happened to walk by when all of a sudden, the emerald hits him on the head. He runs off with it to his shack. There, he inserts it into an emerald shaped hole in the wall. In a flash of light, X is leader besides Leon and Grandy each holding 1/3 of the emerald.

[Kinslayer]

KS's head: GOOD body, I'm a little bit to the right... no, more... there you go *ks's body puts it's head back
ks: There they are, friggi'n amish... GIMME MY EMERALD!!!
x_marks_the_ed: It's not yours...
ks: Oh, right... anyway.... DIE!!! *kills x_marks and his clan and grabs the 1/3 of the emerald* now, there's grandy... gimme the rest of my emerald!!!
grandy: Okay
ks: NO!!! you're sopposed to ask for mercy and not giving it away!!!
grandy, oh yeah... mercy
ks: NO WAY!!! *kills grandy and grabs the emerald and reunites it* now with the emerald I have INFINITE POWER!!! AJAJAJAJAJAJAAAAAA!!!

[X_marks_the_ed]

Leon_1990: Yo, Ks. What about my third?
Ks:Oh yeah.
(X_marks_the_ed gets back up along with Grandy.)
Ks:How...
X:Everyone else gets to come back to life. Why not us?
Grandy:Yeah. You think killing us will get rid of us?
Ks:...
(X's army also gets back up.)
X:Attack...      now.
(The Amish army run towards Ks and slash him to pieces)
Grandy:You know he's just gonna find a way to come back alive.
X:Yeah, I know.
Merry:X_MARKS_THE_ED!!!
X:Uh, hi... Merry.
Merry:I hope you're happy!!
X:What'd I do now?
Merry:You blew off another date, that's what!!!!
X:Oh, shiiooowwww!!!
(Merry pulls X by the ear. X throws his third of the emerald to Leon.)
Leon:I guess we should wait till Kinslayer gets back up.
Grandy:Yeah, loopholes rock!!!
Leon:...
Grandy:Except when they're used against us.
Leon:C'mon Kinslayer. Come up with some stupid excuse to come back. We know you're gonna do it.

[Merry]

(I am using Merry for entertainment purposes.)
Merry runs up to Leon and Grandy and snatch each of their emeralds.
X:Oh, now who's... doing...       What were we doing again?
Leon:Hey Ed! No spamming!!
X:Hey, read the top.
Grandy:Top? What're you talking about?
X:So, I guess we're not supposed to know this is a thread. Look, let's just pretend this never happened, Ok?
Grandy,Leon,and Merry:Fine.
Merry:I'm gone.
X:Phew.
Merry:You're still coming with me, mister.
X:Awwwwww!!!!!
(Leon and Grandy get back their pieces and X follows Merry back home to his shack to find Ks has woken and destroyed the shack.)
X:Ma shak, ma bootiful shak!!!!!

[Kinslayer]

KS: MMMM I'm dead, and I didn't find any retarded excuse to come back to life, but for now, I'll wait to X_marks_the_ed to die and...
Park: Wait, that's a stupid idea
KS: HEY PARK!!! How'bout YOU kill him?
Park: But I ca... wait... I AM the Park, yeah, I'll bring him, but promise me a piece of the emerald.
KS: Ok, but you have to revive me after this
Park: Deal. *Park brings X_marks_the_ed to Hell and returns Kinslayer to life*
Park: Ok, now my part of the deal...
KS: The emerald cannot be broken
Park: Then?
KS: I don't know... LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!
Park: WHAT?!

*Kinslayer runs with the emerald*

[X_marks_the_ed]

(X_marks_the_ed rises from hell.)
X:I'm getting really tired of this whole coming back to life thing.
(Merry, grandy, and Leon surround Kinslayer.)
X:Give me the emerald... or else.
Ks:Or else what?
X:You heard him Leon.
Leon:Right. I summon the forces of the light...
Grandy:...and the forces of the shadows...
Merry:...and the forces of the forces of nature....
X:...and the forces of the Amish
(Leon points a golden sword at the sky. Grandy points a black sword at the sky. Merry points a rose at the sky. X points a rake at the sky. A beam of light hits the objects. In a flash, all four disappeared. Kinslayer notices he still has the Emerald.)
Ks:Ha!! They killed themselves!!!

(At that moment, a big object hit the ground. It had Merry's, Leon's, Grandy's, and X's head. One on each side. I was gigantic and had grey armor. As it spoke, all faces spoke.)
:I beleive you have something of mine.
(Ks cowering fear, turns towards the beast.)
Ks:Cheap trick.
:This is no trick. I am Z. I am a force to be reckoned with.
Ks:I'll find a way to beat you.
Z:You can't beat me.
Ks:Kinda saw that coming.
(Z snatches the emerald and flies into the sun.)

[X_marks_the_ed]

Z:Ha! It's been two days, and no one has tried to stop me. I bet they all gave up. That means I win.
Ks:We're no replying because we know that you, Z, feed off of replies, and I beleive you're expired.
(Z starts to turn a dark orange. He splits into four again. All hit the ground unconscious. The emerald is missing.)

[Kinslayer]

Ks recovers the emerald and runs away

[Kinslayer]

and away he runs and is never seen again...