The Big Emerald 2

[mind-master: brain(mmb)]

*mmb returns too*
mmb: pfew.....survived that.....
leon1990: ern.......hi....
mmb: wtf!
L1990: what!?
mmb: we better run, theres HUUUUGE dragon behind you!!! AAAH!
L1990: *drops the emerald and run without looking at whats actualy behind him*
mmb: *takes emerald and runs to a pub where he hides*

[WarxePB]

Amateurs.

*The TOW Fortress comes flying in.*

-Warxe: Hand over the emerald!

-Seph: Or we'll OBLITERATE YOU! MUAHAH*insert evil laugh here*!

-Warxe: -_-' Just ignore him...

-Seph: Quiet, you. *decapitates Warxe*

-Odin: That's my line! *decapitates Seph*

-Roya: Men can be so immature...

-Shado: Indeed.

-Roya: But you're male.

-Shado: Yes, but I am also Warshi.

-Roya: Huh?

-Shado: ...Never mind. Now, back to the emerald...

*MMB is gone*

-Rasshou: Or is he?

-Zero: Yep. He's gone.

-Rasshou: Damn.

-Shado: Fire the Soul Cannon!

-Drake: Why?

-Shado: At that mountain. It's the only place he could've ran to.

-Drake: Whatever.

*A giant cannon comes out of the fortress. It fires a beam at the mountain, which is reduced to rubble.*

-MMB: *underneath the fortress* Pfew... good thing I wasn't in that mountain.

-Shado: *Homer-esque "D'oh")

-Warxe: That was really out of character...

-Shado: Quiet, you. *Warxe implodes.*

-Odin: Two deaths in one post. Must be a record.

-Seph: But he just stole you line!

-Odin: No. If he had decapitated Warxe, THEN he would've stolen my line. But he imploded, so it's all good.

-Seph: -_-'

-Shado: Now, back to the emerald...

*MMB is gone*

-Roya: Where did he go?

-Zero: There.

*Zero points to MM, who's running in the opposite direction.*

-Seph: After him!

[mind-master: brain(mmb)]

*walks and looks back*
mmb: heehe, theylle never catch me with that speed
warxe: cant whe go faster =-=*
seph: no sorry, our booster drive got busted by odin remember
warxe: yeah..
odin: ern...........^^ sorry
shado: well mmb is still running, then ill run after him
*jumps of the castle and runs after mmb*

mmb: muhahahaa.....BATSH!!!!! *runs into a tree*
shado: huh?
mmb: ouch!*wrubs head*
shado: i geusse that hurted?
mmb: allot, so as this *gets a buster blade and chops shado's head off*
*castle comes in finnaly while mmb hides*
seph: where the heck is he...
warxe: there on the ground!!!
seph: giga gun!!
*a gun comes and and fires*
zero: no wait its!........
seph: too late, who whas it?
zero: =-=*
warxe: whe just vaporized shado!!!
seph: =-=* u could have told me...
zero: what did i try to say? =-=*
seph: opps....sorry....
odin: well........whatlle whe do now??
seph: fin mmb!!
*castle sets fort and tries to find mmb*
mmb: wahhhahahaa! look a pile of dust!
*comes from hiding place*

-victory music-

mmb: now one of ''them'' is down!!!
*castle returns*
mmb: oh sh!t i better run!
*runs*

seph: found em yet?
warxe: no
zero: yeah! there!
warxe: where?!!
seph: where?!
zero: there.......oh wait its a red cloaked dude....
seph: thats him!!!
zero: owh, after him!
*go after him*

[WarxePB]

-Warxe: But what about Shado?

-Drake: He'll get revived. None of us can die, remember?

-Warxe: Oh yeah.

***

-MMB: Phew, I finally lost them.

-???: No you didn't.

*MMB turns around to see Xios, Kratos, Cloak and Jani Fors standing right behind him.*

-Kratos: Why are we doing this, again?

-Xios: I want that emerald, that's why.

-Jani Fors: That's kind of selfish, isn't it?

-Xios: No one asked you! And why is there a girl in our group, anyways?

-Jani Fors: Hmmph! I guess I'm not wanted...

-Cloak: As for you...

*Cloak decapitates MMB and takes the emerald.*

-Kratos: Violence is not always the way.

-Jani Fors: I agree with Kratos.

-Cloak: I guess. Xios, you're out.

-Xios: What!? You can't kick me out!

-Kratos: We just did.

-Xios: ...Bah. I'm going back to the pub. *disappears*

-Kratos: Now, what do we do with this emerald?

-Jani Fors: I could make a weapon out of it...

-Cloak: Nah. Let's just sell it. We're bound to lose it anyways.

-Kratos: Yes, the rules of the thread state that the emerald cannot be sold or destroyed.

-Cloak: Rules? Thread?

-Kratos: ...Never mind.

*They walk away.*

[mind-master: brain(mmb)]

*revives*

mmb: WTF!!!! NOT MY EMERALD!!!
*runs into a direction*
xios: hmmm....its rather boring in this pub...
*goes to find mmb*
mmb: hmmm.....
xios: hey mmb!
mmb: oh sh!t!
xios: noh wait i got kicked out, lets get that emerald back now^^
mmb: ok
*shado revives*
xios: hmmm c'mon lets go to see if shado revived yet...
mmb: ok
*got o shado*
shado: hey xios!
xios: hiya!
shado: hi mmb!
mmb: hi!
shado where ally's now.
mmb: ok!
xios: c'mon lets kick that warxe pb's butt!!
mmb: YEAH!!
shado: YEAH!!
*Sephiroth falls from the sky*
seph: hiyall *grabs his blade*
xios: get lost ur not in our team!
seph: i know, im sent to kill you all...
mmb: oh great...*grabs a double bladed raver blade*
xios: *gets his weapon*
shado: *gets a bazooka*
mmb: now get lost!
seph: *Grows* naah i rather stay...
mmb: uhm....ur tall!
shado: im fireying!!!
mmb: NOOOH!!!!
xios: NOH DONT ULL KILL US!!!!
seph: shoot! shoot!
*shoots*
BAOOOM!!
mmb: *flies away to the pub*
xios: *flies after him*
seph: *slowly dies* damn, didn't have my shield on =-=**vaporizes*
shado: ern...........im still alive!! im alive!!!
*grenade falls between his legs*
shado: oo oh!
BAOOOM!!!!

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: La la la... *Sitting at the beach with a tall drink being fanned by Hawaian girls in hula skirts*

*Radian and Samba walk up*

Radian: Ummm...

Samba: Drag...?

Dragonium: Yes?

Radian: Well...

Samba: Erm...

Dragonium: Guys, is this really necessary?

Radian: Well, I...

Dragonium: Because you see guys, I'm not really in the mood for anything. I have my island, my ladies, my emerald, and...

Radian: Well, actually, Drag, you... erm... *Nudges Samba*

Samba: No way, you tell him...

Radian: You don't have the emerald. Kratos' gang has it.

Dragonium: Why didn't you say so? Let's go! Now the, shall we take the Airship, the Mech, the X-Wing, the Dragon, the Mustang, or the Lawnmower?

Radian: Well, which one would be faster?

Dragonium: *Raises eyebrows* ...

[mind-master: brain(mmb)]

*revives*
mmb: where the hell am i?
barkeepr": in a pub...
mmb: i saw that!
barkeeper: ?
mmb: i just wanted to know!!!
barkeeper: ok...
mmb: oh shut up! *hacks the barkeeper into 2 pieces*
xios: c'mon lets get outta here!
mmb: yeah!
*they run to find warxes gang*

[Dragonium]

*Dragonium, Radian and Samba are chugging along the road on a lawnmower*

Dragonium: -_-'

Radian: -_-'

Samba: ^_^

Dragonium: Great idea, Samba. Hey, look, we've arrived! *Points*

Cloak: Fwa ha ha ha! Look at those three idiots on the lawnmower! And look at that one with the bright red hair! And the one with the big axe! And -- *Scrunch*

Kratos: You ran over Cloak on a lawnmower... How ironic...

Jani: Holy crap!

God: Granted. *Giant celestial turd lands on Kratos's gang*

Dragonium: Hee hee hee! *Picks up emerald*

Radian: Thanks again, God!

God: You're welcome!

*All lawnmower away into the horizon*

[mind-master: brain(mmb)]

*mmb's group arives at shado's dead body*
mmb: holy..!!!!
xios: wow!
mmb: theres nothing here...
*warxes gang walks up*
mmb: oo oh!
xios: noooh!
warxe: noh wait, dragoniums gang took the emerald!
mmb: ok!
xios: well lets get him!
warxe: yeah!
zero: agreed!
odin: to the castle!
*All go to the castle*
seph: oh hiya guys
mmb: hi.....wait oh noh its sephiroth!!!
*seph  shakes mmb's hand*
seph: where friends remember>?
mmb: oh yeah =-=*
xios: lets go!
*they go find dragoniums gang*

[Kinslayer]

Kinslayer *revives thanks to Leon 1990 who breaks X_marks_the_ed's curse*: Urrrgggghh... my head... darn mmb!!!... Where's my beautiful emerald?! Huh?! That's mmb!!!
mmb: ... I thought I killed you...
ks *grabs his sword and cuts mmb's legs*: Eat this!!!
mmb *cries in agony*: Agh...!!! I might die... but... you'll never get the emerald!!!
ks: Oh yeah?! Who has it?! *cuts mmb's right arm*
mmb: Argh!!! the agony!!! I'll tell you!!! dragonium's gang has it...
ks: Good, boy... now I don't need you anymore... *throws mmb from a cliff* Now I'll get MY emerald!!! jajajajajajaaaa (... evil laugh)!!!

[mind-master: brain(mmb)]

mmb: *fals to the ground* BAF!!!
xios: kinslayer, you wont get away with this*walks a path to the cliff bottom*
seph: hmmmmmm... *jumps down*
warxe: yer get him up here!
*they come back with mmb, no legs and only one arm*
seph: woah...
xios: ok now *casts a revive spell*
seph: *casts a sunny day*
xios: XD
seph: what? o look he revived!
mmb: where the heck....oh hi guys...
seph: hiya welcome back
mmb: thanks
xios: ok now, lets follow that kinslayer dude, and chop his feet off!
mmb: yeah!
seph: well ern......what direction did he go?
xios: AAAAH! damn whe will never find him!
mmb: whe will, ive putted a localityneurogogotransmitter on him^^
xios: a what?
mmb: a transmitter *takes a screeny outta his pocket*
xios: cool! i can see my own house^_^
mmb: ern.....whe are supposed to find kinslayer remember.
xios: oh yeah sorry^^
mmb: =-=*
warxe: whats that red dot on the screen?
mmb: thats us.
warxe: oh yeah right.
xios: ern....can whe go now?
mmb: LOOK LOOK! his there on the screen!!! there!!!!!!
seph: *takes blade and smacks the screen to the ground*
mmb: noooh, what did you do that for?!!?
seph: you sayd he whas on the screen!
mmb: =-=*
xios: litteraly, yes, figuraly, no...
seph: oh, u could have told me!!
mmb: =-=*
xios: now you broke it!
warxe: ok ern...
mmb: ok whe will search him without the stupid thing
kinslayer: DIE DRAGONIUM!!!!!!!
mmb: found em, there *points*
seph: *flies towards them*
samba: WTF!!!
dragonium: ARGH! not them!!!
radian: ern........
seph: *takes blade*
radian: 0_0
samba: takes a rock from the ground
mmb: *takes his buster blade*
warxe: *gets multiple arms, with all the weapons he created*
radian: O_0
dragonium: whe have a problem!
kinslayer: *takes the emerald and runs*
dragonium: stand still or i.....*looks for the emerald*
speh: or what?
dragonium: kinslayer took the emerald!!
*each group walks a different direction*

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: *Puts a forked stick underneath Samba's gun* Steady now...

Samba: *Sniper pose* Steady...

*Blam*

*On the horizon, Kinslayer's silhouette falls over*

Samba: Got him.

Radian: Oh, no, MMB's group are gonna get there first.

Dragonium: I think not. *Casts Firestorm*

Seph: Aaaagh! *Runs around screaming*

Xios: Stop, drop and roll! Stop, drop and roll!

Seph: Aaaaargh! *Rolls off cliff*

*Thud*

Xios: Aah, leave him, he'll -- *Gets sniped*

Dragonium: Nyuk nyuk nyuk! *Grabs emerald and runs*

[mind-master: brain(mmb)]

mmb: *grabs all his team members together and revives them*
xios": who the heck sniped me!!!
 mmb: he there!
xios: UR DEAD!! *grabs death gun and fires*
BAOOOM!!!!!!!
*samba dies*

[RuneBlade]

Walks in in the middle of what seems to ge some kind of gang war, grabs the emerald and ran into walmart

[mind-master: brain(mmb)]

*remembers runeblade that kinslayer had the emerald*
runeblade: oh yeah! then what is this?
-tick, tack, tick tack-
mmk: ern....lets run!
*kicks runeblade with the timebomb in his hand and runs out of there with his gang*
rb: NOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!
-trrrrrrrrrring-
rb: huh? wait it whas a clock?
mmb: he fell for that! HAHA!
rb: =-=*
*mmb runs of with his gang to find kinslayer*