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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: nitro_crash on July 15, 2009, 01:24:10 AM
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The worst movie I've ever seen was Shart Attack 3: Megalodon -.- ........
WhAt' S yOuR OpInIoN oN tHe WoRsT MoViE YoU'vE eVeR SeEn!?!!?!? :)
Hmmm.... very interesting I actually agree with some of these posts like the parody movies. I don't really like them. (But i give an exception for scary movie 1. it was funny at some times.)
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...trymaker?
*on topic*:
I can't remember the name of the worst movie I've ever seen...it was like a b^2 horror movie that looked like it was shot with a cell phone camera.
And every time one of the many kids died in the non-plot, blood came out of their mouth.
Even if they, say, got their leg chopped off or something similar.
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He HaS tO tRy.>. It Is In HeR nAmE!
On ToPiC; La AmIsTaD, 9Or WhAtEvEr It WaS cAlLeD0
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um I'm not trymaker. I don't even know who that is?
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Nitro_crash is not trymaker.
He's just a guy who claims that I am the one.
But the kid is not that troll!
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Nitro_crash is not trymaker.
He's just a guy who claims that I am the one.
But the kid is not that troll!
Brilliant.
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There were several:
Underdog (Real dog actors and a dog named Shoeshine, FAIL), Dragonball Evolution (instaFAIL), Saw (progressively less plot and more gore, FAIL), that Chun-Li movie (what's the relation to Street Fighter?), a few anime movies that all it was, was plotless gore and killing trying so hard to be "badass" lawl, Kill Bill (but it was so bad it was funny), Doom (though it gets props for killing The Rock and the line "I wasn't supposed to die" 4th wall FTW), The Day the Earth Stood Still (This remake lost most of the original, bah! FAIL), The Haunting in Connecticut (too many special effects to make up for the terrible acting), Kazaam, Obsessed, X-Men Origins: Wolverine, End of Eva, Jason goes to Hell, Jason X, various B movies/student films, various movies involving giant snakes, alligators, sharks, octopi and other overused giant animals. And lets see, several zombie and vampire movies.
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Hostel. Well... not the worst I've seen, but the one I recall.
Seriously, largest part of the movie isn't even about the torture and all. It's nearly all porn.
When I want to see gore, I want to see gore, not porn.
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Hey um I don't think my post showed up here but I asked why'd you thought I was a person called Trymaker. The only other account that included socializing with others was youtube.
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Sword and the Sorcerer.
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um I'm not trymaker. I don't even know who that is?
Hey um I don't think my post showed up here but I asked why'd you thought I was a person called Trymaker. The only other account that included socializing with others was youtube.
EDIT: For the record, I was joking about the Trymaker deal.
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Napoleon Dynamite.
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Troy bored the **** out of me.
I was expecting a good movie.
I feel asleep halfway through, WOKE UP and it still wasn't over.
And this is in the cinema, mind you
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Napoleon Dynamite.
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Donnie Darko, because of the hype to crappiness ratio
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ANYTHING made by the geniuses behind Epic Movie. They all suck.
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ANYTHING made by the geniuses behind Epic Movie. They all suck.
Agreed. All of the "[...] Movie" movies are awful.
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Very true. I found Scary Movie to be a fun little film the first time through, but then they kept making more. And they kept getting worse. And then they stretched their twisted fingers out to other movie genres to choke the life out of them via parody.
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Hmm... I haven't seen a lot I really consider the worst.
But there is Hancock. The storyline jumped to something totally new about halfway in the movie. It barely explained squat, and left me in a bit of confusion by the end.
There is also Over the Hedge. I hate it when developers of animated movies get the "kids movie" notion so far up their heads that they don't make anything memorable or new. The plotline was really predictable, and it wasn't really that funny either. Overall the movie felt pretty crapped out.
Oh, and Bebe's Kids. I vaguly remember it, but I remember the steryotypes and the disturbing image of two, ugly whores. I think I'm better off not thinking about it.
I also didn't like the Mummy 3. Similar to Over the Hedge, I could kind of see where everything was going. It was kind of like the first Mummy, and pretty generic.
OH GOD WHY HAVEN'T I MENTIONED THIS ONE YET!? Fantastic Four2 (or FF silver surfur or whatever). That was just a waste of my time. I felt like I was watching some Saturday morning cartoon as oppose to a movie.
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Shart Attack 3: Megalodon
lol "Shart Attack"
A friend and I watched that on SciFi, and we took bets on what they'd censor the "infamous line" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8) with (one of our guesses was "eat some pizza" or something to that effect). Imagine our surprise when the guy said, "Whaddya say I...take you home and watch 'Lucy.'" Laughter ensued.
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I listed shark movies right? I believe I did. That movie sucked. Sci-Fi can take it's "originals" (more like cliche ripoffs) and flush them down the toilet. Whoever makes these movies needs to TRY, it's like even the actors laugh at how stupid the movies are.
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Ooh, I had a shart attack earlier...
...But that's not appropriate.
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Definitely Donnie Darko. Same reasoning as gem, but also because the only way you can understand it fully is if you watch the movie 4 or 5 times over (or more) or look it up on google. Because it sucked so hard but I hate not getting something completely, I chose to do the latter.
But Darkfox, how could you not like Kazaam???
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ITT: Fags who don't know the meaning of "worst" and fags who haven't seen enough movies.
Seriously though, if you want bad films, talk to me. I'm the self-called expert on bad movies. I seek them out for my sickening thrills of watching so bad it ruins your day.
The absolute worst one? Difficult. There's Blood Gnome, which scrapes the bottom puke of a gallon of puke. There's Open Water, which deserves the title "Most boring film ever", but recently, I think I've bought one that even tops both. That's to say, I couldn't last past the first twenty minutes of the two-hour long film, which says a lot about how bad the film is.
Swamp Zombies. Go search it out and you'll probably never see another film that's crappier.
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Bloodsport.
Worst. Movie. Ever.
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Drace is mad because we think his favorite movie the worst movie.
Ive seen worse then DD, but they were a bit better because they at least didnt take themselves so seriously.
Honestly, Donnie Darko was so convoluted. It had no real factual point of reference, no anchor. It expected me to believe that paranoid schizophrenics have time jumping abilities, which I found particularily offensive, as myself, and many of my family member have suffered either from Paranoid schizophrenia, or a schizo spectrum disorder. It glorified mental illness, its soundtrack was bland and over hyped, it was a philanthropic attempt on drew barrymores part to pump money into a project to bring her some "Indy merrit", which, lets face it, as a child star turned hollywood tittiebasket, is something she wont have without buying.
Im not sure if the DOnnie Darko Sequel is out yet or not (straight to DVD) but its sure to be just as much, if not a bit more of a winner then its predessecor
Bloodsport was not even close to the worst. Not considering the existance of the Karate Kid 1,2 and 3.
EDIT: Drace youre not an expert on anything, its the internet. You could have a doctorate on the subject, and nobody gives a crap because its the internet. Dont get your vagina sandy because we have different tastes, in whats bad, then you do. You the "Expert"
Pinnochios revenge was bad. Jack frost. Most of the childs play movies. Atomic Dog. BLACK SHEEP (not the chris farley comedy). Ive seen lots of others, but just couldnt remember the names.
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Most films with Vin Diesel in.
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You know who I hate? Dane Cook.
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Donnie Darko had a sequel?
...why?
TO WIKIPEDIA!
Apparently, it blew (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S._Darko#Reception).
Doesn't surprise me.
Donnie Darko, whether you consider it good or not, just didn't need a sequel.
You know who I hate? Dane Cook.
My family loves Dane Cook, unfortunately.
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Drace is mad because we think his favorite movie the worst movie.
Nope, not really. I haven't seen John Carpenter's The Thing in there, or Jurassic Park. Your argument is invalid.
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Stealth.
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*Insert Genre Here* movie such as...
Date, Scary, Epic Movie and Meet The Spartans.
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*Insert Genre Here* movie such as...
Date, Scary, Epic Movie and Meet The Spartans.
Parody genre, that's the one you're looking for. Was funny when it started, but it's really going down the drain. Meet the Spartans was horrible, Date Movie was horrible. Haven't seen Epic and Superhero Movie, but I think I know how bad they are.
Also, wasn't there a Disaster Movie? Ah well, whatever.
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Seriously? Jurrasic Park wasnt Bad man, but thats your FAVORITE? Seriously? Wow... Just wow. I honestly thought you were cooler then that...not much cooler, but still
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highlander 2
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Lord of the G Strings, without the porn in it.
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Lord of the G Strings, without the porn in it.
Wouldn't that basically amount to all porn movies without the porn in them?
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To actually answer the question this time, Must Love Dogs is the only movie to actually fill me with loathing. The plot is disgustingly formulaic, and worst of all, it seems to think it's the funniest, most clever damn thing around. And even worse, at the showing I went to, the entire theater was in stitches every time it let loose another lame joke. 30 minutes in, I already hated everyone around me.
I don't count Troll 2 even though it's awful, because it's actually fairly enjoyable to watch, and you can tell they're trying to be campy. But the acting is mind-blowingly bad.
Spawn is the only movie I've ever walked out of. Granted, I was like 11 at the time, and I didn't so much walk out as hide behind a seat at the back of the theater and wait for my mommy to come pick me up.
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I don't count Troll 2 even though it's awful, because it's actually fairly enjoyable to watch, and you can tell they're trying to be campy.
Troll 2 was awesome, it's like the old Batman TV show with Adam West.
*Insert Genre Here* movie such as...
Date, Scary, Epic Movie and Meet The Spartans.
I already said that, although I did like the first Scary Movie a bit. After that, blahhhhhh.
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Seriously? Jurrasic Park wasnt Bad man, but thats your FAVORITE? Seriously? Wow... Just wow. I honestly thought you were cooler then that...not much cooler, but still
And here I thought nostalgic reasons where obvious. Ah well, obvious troll is obvious too.
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Nah dude, Im not even trolling you here...allthough it would be easy at this point.
Seriously, Nostalgia aside dude, its a special effects dinogasm. There wasnt much plot that couldnt be figured out by a ten year old after watchingthe first 25 minutes of the film, and i mean like, youre totally entitled to your opinion...but c'mon. Thats like picking Star wars, or like, The new star trek as your favorite. There is so much out there that is actually well written... I just...I thought you had more taste in that.
I guess i was wrong.
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<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087348/">Goldy: The Last of the Golden Bears</a>
It looks like it was filmed in someone's back yard using his boring relatives as the stars.
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Hate to agree with people, but the * Movie series is SO BEYOND NOT FUNNY. (Except for Scary Movie 3, they did that right.)
I am a huge fan of the spoof genre, but what they did with that whole franchise is atrocious. Can't we just get back to the basics, like Airplane!, Mafia or hell, even KungPOW. Those movies were hilarious.
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That's what I want, but alas, the general population has left taste on the middle of the highway. Things will never be the same.
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Words
*pets Gemini head*
Good troll, go eat that delicious troll pasta.
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Parody genre, that's the one you're looking for. Was funny when it started, but it's really going down the drain. Meet the Spartans was horrible, Date Movie was horrible. Haven't seen Epic and Superhero Movie, but I think I know how bad they are.
Also, wasn't there a Disaster Movie? Ah well, whatever.
You know what pisses me off about them movies? They mock films which mock people which completely
doesn't make sense. One of the movies makes fun of Borat... but Borat is one of Sacha Baron Choen's personas. So
what's funny about them doing a Borat impression, when Borat is a pretend comedy character?
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You know what pisses me off about them movies? They mock films which mock people which completely
doesn't make sense. One of the movies makes fun of Borat... but Borat is one of Sacha Baron Choen's personas. So
what's funny about them doing a Borat impression, when Borat is a pretend comedy character?
I know. Don't get me started on all those ridiculous gameshows they "parodied" in Meet the Spartans. Sure, one or two might be funny but they did it almost every other joke. Only things I actually liked from that film are:
1) The guy from Off Centre
2) The Wookie joke "Your mother is so hairy, the only language she speaks is Wookie, *Wookie roar*"
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Wouldn't that basically amount to all porn movies without the porn in them?
Yes but in this movie they ACTUALLY separated it to make it into a LOTR spoof.
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But they're not exactly trying to make a blockbuster hit, really all plot in porn is an excuse plot.
Also, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpWOZmp6ajY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpWOZmp6ajY)
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I like that I am a troll for disagreeing with your tastes...
even when I went out of my way not to hit the troll button.
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Can't we just get back to the basics, like Airplane!, Mafia or hell, even KungPOW. Those movies were hilarious.
Amen.
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Amen.
Thankyou very much. The funniest movies I've ever seen!
"He needs to get to the hospital now!"
"Why, what is it?"
"A huge building full of sick people."
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Does anyone here remember the movie Spaceballs? Now that was an awesome spoof, why cant the "____Movie" guys just learn from those kinds of movies, including blazing saddles and men in tights. You guys might not like those movies but I absolutly love that director, Mel Brookes was the man.
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Does anyone here remember the movie Spaceballs? Now that was an awesome spoof, why cant the "____Movie" guys just learn from those kinds of movies, including blazing saddles and men in tights. You guys might not like those movies but I absolutly love that director, Mel Brookes was the man.
Indeed one of the better parody movies.
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Spaceballs, blazing saddles, and men in tights.
Amen to this too.
"Hey Blinkin!" "Abe Lincoln? Where?" "No, not Abe Lincoln! I said HEY Blinkin!"
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I don't think Kung Pow was made by Mel Brooks... Was it???
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I don't think that's what he meant.
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Spaceballs, blazing saddles, and men in tights.
Amen to this too.
"Hey Blinkin!" "Abe Lincoln? Where?" "No, not Abe Lincoln! I said HEY Blinkin!"
No Im pretty sure he meant the Mel Brooks series of spoofs.
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Can't we just get back to the basics, like Airplane!, Mafia or hell, even KungPOW. Those movies were hilarious.
I don't think so.
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Amen to this too.
"Hey Blinkin!" "Abe Lincoln? Where?" "No, not Abe Lincoln! I said HEY Blinkin!"
No Im pretty sure he meant the Mel Brooks series of spoofs.
He did not. Kung Pow is chinese, don't be an idiot.
Good movie though.
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That it was.
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Does anyone here watch MST3K? If not, go look it up.
Though, at least with MST3K, you get some entertaining commentary... but still, some of the movies they've shown on that series are just downright awful, and not even "so bad it's good" awful. Just plain bad.
As for non-MST3K? Well, I've seen a lot of bad movies, but the one I hated the most was probably the remake of Miami Vice.
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Full name?
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Mystery Science Theater 3000?
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Mystery Science Theater 3000. Basically, they find a really bad movie and make a funny commentary for it. Most of the episodes are 2 hrs long, but for a good, condensed example, check this out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3M4_XZ3FLHw
Also, it has the third-greatest title theme ever (behind Bill Nye the Science Guy and Classic Spider-Man, respectively): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcUkKltAidM
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Does anyone here watch MST3K? If not, go look it up.
Though, at least with MST3K, you get some entertaining commentary... but still, some of the movies they've shown on that series are just downright awful, and not even "so bad it's good" awful. Just plain bad.
Hell yeah...My personal "favorite" is "Manos: The Hands of Fate." The commentary will have you in stitches, but I just know without it, it would be nigh-unwatchable.
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Has nobody mentioned Batman & Robin? Sure, it's an obvious answer, but a valid one nonetheless.
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Even though it was made in 2004 and made to look like it was from the 1950's, and was intended to be horrible, I feel that this should receive a mention.
The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra.
The end fight scene between the skeleton and mutant was one of the dumbest things I have ever seen.
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Pretty much any SciFi original movie... Holy crap do they know how to make horrible movies.
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MST3K was my favorite **** ever when I first discovered booze as a teenager.
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Only one I have seen from those is Kung POW. Great movie.
"That's a lot of nuts!!!!!!!!"
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I've seen plenty of bad movies. Dunno what the worst was.
I saw a pretty bad one yesterday, though: Ultraviolet (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0370032/)
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That one stupid movie with the rabbit plushie from the future. Oh my God; I've never been so humiliated in my life.
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That one stupid movie with the rabbit plushie from the future. Oh my God; I've never been so humiliated in my life.
The Last something... Yeah that movie was GODAWFUL. None of it made any damn sense.
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Ultraviolet (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0370032/)
I didn't think it was all that bad. Sure it wasn't great, but it was plenty watchable.
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The Last something... Yeah that movie was GODAWFUL. None of it made any damn sense.
"The Last Mimzy." Didn't actually see it, and I barely know anything about it, but I googled a movie I recall that begins with "The Last" and that was it.
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I didn't think it was all that bad. Sure it wasn't great, but it was plenty watchable.
I thought it was watchable, sure... But it was still pretty bad.
Also, don't get the impression that I was saying it was the WORST movie I have ever seen. That's not what I was implying. I was just mentioning it because it was bad enough to be worth mentioning, and I had just seen it.
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Most Scifioriginal movies were horrid, there was one where bugs took over the planet or somthing.. It had Bruce Campbell it, which means I had to love it, otherwise it would have just been horrible. Though hes pretty much only ever made the 3 Evil Dead movies and played on the series Burn Notice, I think hes a kick arse actor.
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Parody genre, that's the one you're looking for. Was funny when it started, but it's really going down the drain. Meet the Spartans was horrible, Date Movie was horrible. Haven't seen Epic and Superhero Movie, but I think I know how bad they are.
Also, wasn't there a Disaster Movie? Ah well, whatever.
Meet the Spartans almost had NOTHING to do with the damn 300 movie
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Off topic, did you know they're planning to make a sequel to 300? Wonder how that's going to work...
But yeah, I think everyone can agree that every "Noun Movie" sucked, except for maybe the first one (I didn't see it). Likewise with almost every other comedy movie made in the last few years, with the exception of Knocked Up... that one was okay.
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I highly doubt the sequel to 300, seeing as it was a graphic novel/historical thingie.
How exactly would that work, also?
Seeing as they are limited by historical references, there isn't much after the battle that they could describe in a horrifically graphic way.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/300_(film)#Sequel.2Fprequel
Apparently it's a prequel.
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*jaws drop*
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A prequel?
THIS IS *insert predictable joke here*!
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A prequel?
THIS IS OVER 9000 FORMS OF RETARDED!
Fixed.
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Eh, forget that.
Also, no Lucas. It's a PREQUEL. Thus, the joke about what it'll be called is obvious.
Sparta: 300/2 days
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...wouldn't that make it 150 days?
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Kingdom Hearts 358/2 days reference. And yeah, it would.
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...wouldn't that make it 150 days?
Well, it's half of 300! Hahaha... yeah, it's a bad joke, I know. It's an off day
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Wait. Let me get this straight.
Kingdom Hearts 358/2 days reference. And yeah, it would.
There's a game out there called "Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days". And I assume it's an official game and not a fanfic.
Dear God, what is Square Enix doing with themselves? Sure, I won't say that I hate Kingdom Hearts, but seriously? Man, this makes me almost not want to buy anymore of their stuff.
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358/2 Days is the one where you play as Roxas in the XIII.
Dumb title, interesting premise, and it's on the DS.
And apparently three five eight over two days only makes sense at the end.
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I have the import of it
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It any fun?
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Yeah, it's pretty fun. Though, feels short. It IS a handheld, though. It takes a bit of time to get used to using the D-pad, but it works just fine when you get the hang of it.
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PROTIP: Read every line.
In June 2008, producers Mark Canton, Gianni Nunnari and Bernie Goldmann revealed that work had begun on a sequel/prequel to 300.[124] Legendary Pictures has announced that Frank Miller is writing the follow-up graphic novel, and Zack Snyder has declared his interest in directing the adaptation, though he is waiting until he sees the graphic novel before officially signing onto the project. The new film's title is rumored to be 'Sparta'
Zack Snyder has declared his interest in directing the adaptation, though he is waiting until he sees the graphic novel before officially signing onto the project
Meaning, if he finds it bollocks, he won't make it. Prequel must be worked out extremely well for a second movie to come.
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I actually love the movie "300", and I think it would be ok if they made a prequel.