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Offline Emerates

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Re: What was the worst movie you've ever seen?
« Reply #30 on: July 15, 2009, 03:38:17 PM »
Stealth.
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Re: What was the worst movie you've ever seen?
« Reply #31 on: July 15, 2009, 03:56:31 PM »
*Insert Genre Here* movie such as...

Date, Scary, Epic Movie and Meet The Spartans.
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Re: What was the worst movie you've ever seen?
« Reply #32 on: July 15, 2009, 04:57:18 PM »
Quote from: zuhane on July 15, 2009, 03:56:31 PM
*Insert Genre Here* movie such as...

Date, Scary, Epic Movie and Meet The Spartans.

Parody genre, that's the one you're looking for. Was funny when it started, but it's really going down the drain. Meet the Spartans was horrible, Date Movie was horrible. Haven't seen Epic and Superhero Movie, but I think I know how bad they are.

Also, wasn't there a Disaster Movie? Ah well, whatever.
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Re: What was the worst movie you've ever seen?
« Reply #33 on: July 15, 2009, 07:36:28 PM »
Seriously? Jurrasic Park wasnt Bad man, but thats your FAVORITE? Seriously? Wow... Just wow. I honestly thought you were cooler then that...not much cooler, but still
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Re: What was the worst movie you've ever seen?
« Reply #34 on: July 15, 2009, 08:00:29 PM »
highlander 2
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Re: What was the worst movie you've ever seen?
« Reply #35 on: July 15, 2009, 08:47:45 PM »
Lord of the G Strings, without the porn in it.
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Re: What was the worst movie you've ever seen?
« Reply #36 on: July 15, 2009, 11:07:14 PM »
Quote from: Rahl on July 15, 2009, 08:47:45 PM
Lord of the G Strings, without the porn in it.

Wouldn't that basically amount to all porn movies without the porn in them?
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Re: What was the worst movie you've ever seen?
« Reply #37 on: July 16, 2009, 02:29:01 AM »
To actually answer the question this time, Must Love Dogs is the only movie to actually fill me with loathing. The plot is disgustingly formulaic, and worst of all, it seems to think it's the funniest, most clever damn thing around. And even worse, at the showing I went to, the entire theater was in stitches every time it let loose another lame joke. 30 minutes in, I already hated everyone around me.

I don't count Troll 2 even though it's awful, because it's actually fairly enjoyable to watch, and you can tell they're trying to be campy. But the acting is mind-blowingly bad.

Spawn is the only movie I've ever walked out of. Granted, I was like 11 at the time, and I didn't so much walk out as hide behind a seat at the back of the theater and wait for my mommy to come pick me up.
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Re: What was the worst movie you've ever seen?
« Reply #38 on: July 16, 2009, 02:48:02 AM »
Quote from: Valiere on July 16, 2009, 02:29:01 AM
I don't count Troll 2 even though it's awful, because it's actually fairly enjoyable to watch, and you can tell they're trying to be campy.

Troll 2 was awesome, it's like the old Batman TV show with Adam West.

 
Quote from: zuhane on July 15, 2009, 03:56:31 PM
*Insert Genre Here* movie such as...

Date, Scary, Epic Movie and Meet The Spartans.

I already said that, although I did like the first Scary Movie a bit. After that, blahhhhhh.
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Re: What was the worst movie you've ever seen?
« Reply #39 on: July 16, 2009, 03:46:56 AM »
Quote from: gemini on July 15, 2009, 07:36:28 PM
Seriously? Jurrasic Park wasnt Bad man, but thats your FAVORITE? Seriously? Wow... Just wow. I honestly thought you were cooler then that...not much cooler, but still

And here I thought nostalgic reasons where obvious. Ah well, obvious troll is obvious too.
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Re: What was the worst movie you've ever seen?
« Reply #40 on: July 16, 2009, 06:29:40 AM »
Nah dude, Im not even trolling you here...allthough it would be easy at this point.
Seriously, Nostalgia aside dude, its a special effects dinogasm. There wasnt much plot that couldnt be figured out by a ten year old after watchingthe first 25 minutes of the film, and i mean like, youre totally entitled to your opinion...but c'mon. Thats like picking Star wars, or like, The new star trek as your favorite. There is so much out there that is actually well written... I just...I thought you had more taste in that.

I guess i was wrong.
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Re: What was the worst movie you've ever seen?
« Reply #41 on: July 16, 2009, 06:57:54 AM »
<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087348/">Goldy: The Last of the Golden Bears</a>

It looks like it was filmed in someone's back yard using his boring relatives as the stars.
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Re: What was the worst movie you've ever seen?
« Reply #42 on: July 16, 2009, 07:19:52 AM »
Hate to agree with people, but the * Movie series is SO BEYOND NOT FUNNY. (Except for Scary Movie 3, they did that right.)

I am a huge fan of the spoof genre, but what they did with that whole franchise is atrocious. Can't we just get back to the basics, like Airplane!, Mafia or hell, even KungPOW. Those movies were hilarious.
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Re: What was the worst movie you've ever seen?
« Reply #43 on: July 16, 2009, 07:29:46 AM »
That's what I want, but alas, the general population has left taste on the middle of the highway. Things will never be the same.
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Re: What was the worst movie you've ever seen?
« Reply #44 on: July 16, 2009, 09:22:29 AM »
Quote from: gemini on July 16, 2009, 06:29:40 AM
Words

*pets Gemini head*
Good troll, go eat that delicious troll pasta.
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