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Offline Drace

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Favourite dialogues
« on: July 30, 2005, 06:23:54 PM »
Post your favourite dialogues!

Snake: *From inside a locker*This reminds me of when we first met.
Otacon: I was inside the locker that time. We're equal now, huh?
Snake: Not unless I wet my pants.
Otacon: That's a low blow, Snake.
(This is from Metal Gear Solid 2. In Metal Gear Solid 1 Snake encounters Otacon, after fighting with Grey Fox, in a locker. He has wet his pants cause of Greay Fox.)


Sigint: Snake, what's up? Why are you naked? I know there's a "NAKED" option under "UNIFORM" that lets you take off the upper part of your uniform. But without a shirt on, your camouflage sucks, and your stamina goes down faster. You don't get any advantages whatsoever.
Snake: Sure there are.
Sigint: Like what?
Snake: It feels good.
Sigint: ...Man, you do whatever you want.
Snake: I will, thanks. Just one question, though.
Sigint: What?
Snake: Is there a way to take off my pants?
Sigint: Say WHAT!?
Snake: My pants, can I...
Sigint: Ah, hell no! This FOX unit is a nut fest!



Sigint: Uh, Snake... What are you doing?
Snake: I'm in a box.
Sigint: A cardboard box? Why are you...?
Snake: I dunno. I was just looking at it and I suddenly got this urge to get inside. No, not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.
Sigint: Destiny...?
Snake: Yeah. And then when I put it on, I suddenly got this feeling of inner peace. I can't put it into words. I feel... safe. Like this is where I was meant to be. Like I'd found the key to true happiness.
Sigint: ...
Snake: Does any of that make sense?
Sigint: Not even a little.
Snake: You should come inside the box... Then you'll know what I mean.
Sigint: Man, I don't wanna know what you mean! Between you and Para-Medic, is everyone but me that is hooked up with the Major strange!?
Snake: ...
Sigint: Yeah, well, anyway, I suppose even that dumbass box might make a decent disguise if you wear it inside a building.
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Offline FFL2and3rocks

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« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2005, 07:48:08 PM »
Heh, Bloodninja's awesome

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ***.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ***.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
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« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2005, 07:56:54 PM »
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

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« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2005, 08:19:54 PM »
Geez where did that stuff come from LOL.
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« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2005, 08:20:54 PM »
Agreed with Drace on the MGS3 box dialog. I love that.
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« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2005, 10:45:45 PM »
I've searched up some more of that Bloodninja, ****ing hilarious! I laughed my *** off! Especially the fat pirate cyber.
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« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2005, 10:45:50 PM »
MAJOR HARRY POTTER SPOILER!!!
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Man: Hey! Snape kills Dumbledor!
Woman: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! YOU BITCH! YOU BITCH!

MAJOR HARRY POTTER SPOILER!!!
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« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2005, 10:43:10 AM »
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Originally posted by GaryCXJk
MAJOR HARRY POTTER SPOILER!!!
MAJOR HARRY POTTER SPOILER!!!
MAJOR HARRY POTTER SPOILER!!!
MAJOR HARRY POTTER SPOILER!!!
MAJOR HARRY POTTER SPOILER!!!
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Man: Hey! Snape kills Dumbledor!
Woman: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! YOU *****! YOU *****!

MAJOR HARRY POTTER SPOILER!!!


Full video, whee!
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Offline CoolZidane

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« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2005, 11:10:18 AM »
bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ***.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ***.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: God**** am I hard now.
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« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2005, 11:43:19 AM »
Hey Coolzidane, look at your post, and then look at the third posts (FFL2and3rocks's post) and see if you can spot the similarities!
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« Reply #10 on: July 31, 2005, 11:44:36 AM »
D'oh! Didn't notice that!
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"It was at that moment that something unusual happened: Absolutely nothing.
A moment later, the universe shifted."

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« Reply #11 on: July 31, 2005, 01:13:33 PM »
Fools!
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« Reply #12 on: July 31, 2005, 03:44:26 PM »
Family Guy Line:
Stewie: D*** you and d*** the right brothers!

.HACK Manga:
Mirielle: I call dibs on the rare items!

Another .HACK:
Balmung: Hm... The cherry blossems look even better this year.
I'd better give the programers a bonus.

Reki: Balmung-san! There you are! I've been looking all over for you!
The suits are looking for you.

Balmung: just ignore them. You shoulden't take everything so seriously, Reki.

Reki: Have you been drinking, Balmung-san? i din't know they had programed sake. What's the point, it's not like you can get a buzz from a vitural drink.

Balmung: DON'T SPOIL MY FANTASIES! I always drink sake at the cherry blossom festival! I don't care if the buzz isn't real! I CAN ROLE-PLAY BEING DRUNK!

Reki: If it's so important to you, why don't you just go to the festival in the real world?

Balmung: You don't have to rub it in. Anyways, I'm just killing time before handing in my report.


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Offline GaryCXJk

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« Reply #13 on: August 01, 2005, 01:23:20 AM »
Teen Titan - Switched (1x07)
Starfire and Raven have accidentally switched bodies
Starfire: Oh Raven! This is awefull! Terribly horribly awefull!
Raven: Tell me about it.
Starfire: Very well. Robin, Cyborg and Beastboy have been trapped inside tiny wooden bodies while a nasty creature called the Puppet King has taken control of their real bodies which he is using to hunt us down and you and I are in the wrong bodies and...
Raven: Starfire! You have to calm down. My powers are driven by emotion. The more you feel, the more energy you unleash.
Starfire: But what if they find us? What if our friends are doomed? What if I am stuck looking like this forever?
Raven: We'll fix it. I don't know how, but we will rescue the boys and we will get our bodies back. What's wrong with the way I look?
Starfire: Nothing!
*Traffic light pops*
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« Reply #14 on: August 01, 2005, 02:04:41 AM »
Gary, I saw that Harry Potter video.  FRIGGIN hilarious.
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