Conficker Virus Threat on April 1st

[X_marks_the_ed]

This is funny.

If it were that easy to threaten that many computers at once, then it would have been done much earlier. This is probably some prank by a Mac fetishist. Them and their "people don't feel like making viruses for Macs" bullshit.

[Darkfox]

Well hopefully. But I'm taking precautions just in case.

[Uberpwn_w00t]

I am, by far, not a Mac fetishist...

But I am glad I have a Mac in this case. If it does happen, anyway. Even if it could infect Macs, mine is out being fixed right now, so...

[Darkfox]

We'll see in a few more hours. Or one... not sure.

[SaiKar]

April 1st here yo. Not seeing any apocaly...

Errr brb there's a fireball approaching over the horizon oh GOD THE HEAT ITS

[Archem]

Well thank God it's still ten 'til over here.


By the way, my system was all "Yo! Check this ****! It's like a condom fo' yo junk! An' by "junk", I mean compz! You safe, bro!".

I still don't feel safe. What if it breaks? Can I name the child "Albert Ross"?

[Dominicy]

XD That made me laugh beyond all rational justification.

[Darkfox]

April 1st here yo. Not seeing any apocaly...

Errr brb there's a fireball approaching over the horizon oh GOD THE HEAT ITS

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... did his stuff survive? >_>

[Dominicy]

*Points out charred blue robe that I'm wearing*

Get your own stolen goods :<

[Fisherson]

Will our site be affected? Malkai says that sites that all go through one server won't be affected.

[Valiere]

The new title is most humorous.

[Uberpwn_w00t]

Oh, wow. I just noticed that.

[_JeT_]

The new title is most humorous.

I second that.

So, has it done anything yet? Just to be safe, I got rid of all the anti-virus programs on my computer! Good thing too, the anti-virus and anti-adware had prevented me from seeing the best adds. Did you know I could download a popup blocker, from a popup! Now that is efficiency, and convenient.

[fruckert]

Indubitably

[Krizzit]

Well ladies and gents, The conficker virus has done nohing as of April first but it did make the system for the whole school board i attend go down the drain. Basically it really bogs down the speed of your computer and such. Now according to Mircosoft as long as you have updated since February on your computer you will be absolutely fine. It was finding a fault in some of the PORT protocols which have been fixed. Now If you know the creaters, turn them in for a heft 250,000 USD reward from Microsoft. Hurrah!