Greetings from an Eternal Dabbler

[Cerebus]

Is that related to column C?

I'll let you decide.

Hello! Your Shakespeare talk turns me on immensely.

You turning on turns me on.

I kid, I kid... I hate kids...

[X_marks_the_ed]

Hello! Your Shakespeare talk turns me on immensely.

[Valiere]

Oh, girls love sophisticated crap.

And this is probably the first time your inability to actually speak English has been obvious in your typing. "Useful" is pronounced "yoose-full," so there's no need for the "an" before it. "A useful skill."

[Archem]

Oh. I had no idea. I thought it was just for all vowels.

That's how it usually works. Of course, like with most languages, there are grammar exceptions. This is one of them.

Same goes for girls loving sophisticated crap... I'm not sure how it works over there, but over here they only care about the way you look, how rich you are, and what car you drive.

Pretty much the same here. Sure, they all say that they like such-and-such, but pretty much every girl is as shallow as a bathtub.

[Cerebus]

Oh hey, it's pretty much the same here!
There are girls who pretend they like sophisticated things, but chances are they'll already be taken... by some non-sophisticated-at-all guy. Ah, the ladies...

[Valiere]

I'ma let you boys in on a little secret. It's not them, it's you. Well, it's not exactly you. Point is...Men and women alike are attracted to confidence. And we here at Charas are all nerdy introverts. Don't lie. You know you are...I am, too. You may have lots of good qualities in spades, but if you don't have confidence and charisma, you won't have women flocking to you.

And Lucas, I was going to say "We've seen your picture! You're not ugly!" But then I realized you live in Brazil. Since everyone around you is probably a supermodel, I imagine you could look ugly in comparison.

[A Forgotten Legend]

Interesting...

Welcome?

[Cerebus]

Lol. Yeah, I guess.Thats not so true. Women may like confident men, but guys dont mind dating girls with low self-esteem and stuff. A bunch of guys like that. Its easier to get those girls.

Actually, I'm pretty sure some girls prefer them guy with low self-esteem as well. Because people with low self-esteem tend to be easier to manipulate, guy or girl.
Also, I like how this introduction topic turned out. I say, hello again, sir!

[SaiKar]

I'm not really sure I like where this topic has gone.

[Darkfox]

Me neither. O_o

[fruckert]

This is highly disconcerting!