Peace guys.

[Uberpwn_w00t]

Hey everybody. I think some of you might have noticed I've been less active lately. Things are getting a little bit tough on my end. I'm performing worse in school than I ever have. This is mostly because I am incapable of staying awake during any of my classes. My parents have started to suspect that I'm depressed. So I've been busy seeing all the 'doctors' they're sending me to now. I don't really know what to think anymore. To make matters worse, my cousin got kicked out of the second house this year because he was caught doing drugs. The burden rests on us now.

So why am I leaving? Well. Turns out there was a (completely unethical) search done on my computer. My parents found out about some 'questionable political views' I've been expressing to my friends. So they're going to take the computer away.

And that's just the tip of the iceberg... My mother was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Which also happened to be the day my sister got in a boat accident, and lost both of her legs. How did she get in a boat accident? Apparently, a giant squid scooped up her boyfriend's yacht and sent it careening into a nearby Starbucks.

As if things weren't bad enough, when my uncle heard the news, he injected himself with a zombie virus that he's been developing for the past 20 years in his multi-million dollar sky tower. Not before 'spilling' some into the Manhattan water treatment facility, of course.

And as it turns out, the giant squids are reproducing at an alarming rate, and become more intelligent with each generation. By observing their behaviour, scientists have been able to conclude that they are building up for a total takeover of the world as we know it.

And just in case you haven't been watching the news, World War III was officially declared.

So yeah. I won't be back for a while. I might not be back at all. I'll miss you guys. Peace.

[HackersTotalMassLaser]

Who cares.


PS. If this is true, you choose the baddest time to post this.

[fruckert]

Alright, peace.

Should I go grab the suit?

[HackersTotalMassLaser]

Hit it! hit it!

[Cerebus]

I was the squid.

[Archem]

Haha April Fools.

[Grandy]

....dude, that was a most epic april fools post.

It started beliavable and then it scalated up. I believed up until the yatch part.

[ZeroKirbyX]

I thoroughly expected a Bel Air by the end of that,

[Darkfox]

I like how it gets crazier in each line break. So if you ACTUALLY believe it after #3, you know you've been duped by #4, and #5 is the killer.

[drenrin2120]

This is truly terrible news.

[A Forgotten Legend]

Truly.

Can we have more story time please?

[Archem]

[Uberpwn_w00t]

I thoroughly expected a Bel Air by the end of that,

Kinda disappointed in myself for not thinking of that.