My Mother is Angry

[Bluhman]

Beware, my good friend. The people working at this facility have placed ray-finned aquatic creature meat in the aquatic animal mexican meat dishes with the tortilla shells. It's to my undestanding you might be allergic to this type of aquatic animal meat.

Watch out! You're gonna crash! Ahhh!

[A Forgotten Legend]

[Okay, there a more specific rules for this game now, please read the opening post -- continue with Bluhman's post]

[drenrin2120]

I was driving to work. I was in a hurry. Little did I know what was around the next corner. I ignored the red light, I was turning right anyways. There was no oncoming traffic. When I repositioned my eyes in the direction I was going, I could not believe what was in front of me. Oh, curses! How could I be so foolish? So reckless? The old lady never had a chance as my truck bared down upon her shaking skeleton of a body. The unexpected speed bump caused me to lose control of my vehicle. I swerved off the road and into the waiting brick wall.

Today is as good a day as any for a good ole fashioned backyard Cannibal BBQ!

[fruckert]

[so, Purple Prose: The Game?]