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Offline Grandy

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Re: Gamefaqs is down. As is Minecraft.
« Reply #15 on: October 24, 2012, 08:53:37 PM »
HEY! You leave Agatha OUT OF THIS!

It is not my fault you are so FAT that I am ashamed to be seen with you and have to find someone else!
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Offline Archem

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Re: Gamefaqs is down. As is Minecraft.
« Reply #16 on: October 24, 2012, 09:10:10 PM »
I'm only fat because you can't afford to pay for that surgery I need! You're too busy pissing all your money away on that SLUT! She's just going to die in about three years anyway! Why is she so much better than me?!

And for your information, it's baby weight for that baby that ISN'T YOURS!
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Offline drenrin2120

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Re: Gamefaqs is down. As is Minecraft.
« Reply #17 on: October 24, 2012, 09:43:26 PM »
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**** just got REEEEEEEEEAL.

Moose, where are ya? MOOSE?!
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Offline Grandy

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Re: Gamefaqs is down. As is Minecraft.
« Reply #18 on: October 24, 2012, 11:18:11 PM »
Quote from: Archem on October 24, 2012, 09:10:10 PM
I'm only fat because you can't afford to pay for that surgery I need! You're too busy pissing all your money away on that SLUT! She's just going to die in about three years anyway! Why is she so much better than me?!

And for your information, it's baby weight for that baby that ISN'T YOURS!

I would have the money for the surgery if you hadn't spent all your money that I was going to use! And goddamn I hope she dies in three years! At least SHE will know when to DIE and leave ME her MONEY, unlike SOMEONE here!
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Offline Archem

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Re: Gamefaqs is down. As is Minecraft.
« Reply #19 on: October 24, 2012, 11:29:06 PM »
You would want her to die, wouldn't you? Well I've got news for you, buster! She's already dead, because I killed her!

*gasp!*

I... I'm sorry. It was a hit and run last week, when she was part-way through amending her will to include you. She never finished it. I'M SORRY!
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Offline SaiKar

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Re: Gamefaqs is down. As is Minecraft.
« Reply #20 on: October 25, 2012, 12:28:11 AM »
I feel like we're making real progress here.
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Offline Grandy

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Re: Gamefaqs is down. As is Minecraft.
« Reply #21 on: October 25, 2012, 12:57:36 AM »
Well jokes on you Archem, SHE WAS THE FATHER OF YOUR BABY! AND ALSO, MY BROTHER!
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Offline fruckert

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Re: Gamefaqs is down. As is Minecraft.
« Reply #22 on: October 25, 2012, 02:05:56 AM »
Who needs soap operas?
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Offline Archem

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Re: Gamefaqs is down. As is Minecraft.
« Reply #23 on: October 25, 2012, 02:30:38 AM »
Grandy, I'm leaving you... For your estranged father who you thought was dead until he returned from the congo!

*pipe organ goes nuts with dramatic timing*
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Offline Moosetroop11

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Re: Gamefaqs is down. As is Minecraft.
« Reply #24 on: October 25, 2012, 02:34:14 AM »
Good, now we've opened up a little. Don't you feel better?

Don't be hasty, Archem. As a failed vetinary psyciatrist, I can see a lot of good here. Archem, you say that this Agatha is dead? That takes her out of the equation then! And Grandy, Archem could honestly die any minute. The illness, coupled with all that fat, is a sure fire way to the last of that will-money.

But most importantly, and something I feel we can all draw positive energy from.  You're currently in a relationship! Hell, I'd kill for one of those right now.

"Swigs from a bottle of jack*
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Offline Archem

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Re: Gamefaqs is down. As is Minecraft.
« Reply #25 on: October 25, 2012, 03:24:04 AM »
What he isn't telling you is that he just lost our unborn child to a loan shark in exchange for not paying them back! And it's twins! And one of them is his!
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Offline Moosetroop11

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Re: Gamefaqs is down. As is Minecraft.
« Reply #26 on: October 25, 2012, 04:47:08 AM »
*Slams down the bottle* Okay, you forced my hand! I didn't want to tell you this, but I am from the future and the other one of those twin babies... Was me!
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Offline drenrin2120

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Re: Gamefaqs is down. As is Minecraft.
« Reply #27 on: October 25, 2012, 04:56:38 AM »
To be honest, I don't know why I thought I could take a baby in exchange for cash and turn a profit. Probably my worst business decision.
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Offline Grandy

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Re: 'S the Goddamn Charas Soaps!
« Reply #28 on: October 31, 2012, 09:43:30 PM »
Quote from: Archem on October 25, 2012, 02:30:38 AM
Grandy, I'm leaving you... For your estranged father who you thought was dead until he returned from the congo!

*pipe organ goes nuts with dramatic timing*

Jokes on you, he's also my brother!
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I general I'd say I agree 98% with Grandy's post above.

Offline Archem

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Re: 'S the Goddamn Charas Soaps!
« Reply #29 on: November 01, 2012, 02:01:18 AM »
Man to woman to horse to broom on Family Guy
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