The Charas Hotel

[Fortet]

Incase you never played the last two (or the last one), the rules are simple.
You enter the hotel and there's no way out. Simple?
Anyways...

Fortet entered the building.
"Wow. Big."
*SLAM*
He looked behind him and saw that the door had dissapeared.
"Crap... Oh well. TO THE KITCHEN!!! I love food."

[Scarface Larry]

Okeeeey
*Larry is kicked through the door*
Larry: But the money was in cuba....Where's the door? Where am I? Dood, where's my sunglasses?
Larry: Stupid, Stupid Mafia, next time, it's ganstahs.
Fortet: Where's the door?
Larry: Good question. Who are you? Where food?
fortet: Kitchen.
Larry: Thanks Kitchen, now where's the food?
Fortet: In the kitchen.
Larry: Thank'ya.
*walks off to eat*
Fortet: Great, stuck with him for eternity.

[Fortet]

Fortet walks into the kitchen.
"Fridge fridge fridge fridge fridge... CABINET!!!!!"
He ran over to the cabinet and opened it. It was empty.
"WHAT?!"
He went to every other one. They were all empty.
"Well this su- One more... CABINET!!!"
He ran over to it. He opened it and a bright light escaped. It was full of...
"BOOZE!!! CRAP! I'm under the legal drinking age... <.<   >.> Nobody's looking..."
He grabbed a bottle and slowly opened it.

[Scarface Larry]

(rent: )
larry: B-B-BEEEEER! (lucky I dont have my age posted)
Larry: Hey, aren't you too young to drink?
Fortet: i wont ell if you dont.
Larry: Okay, *glug x 10* ahhhh, mind nummingly @$$ome.
Larry: So, what do we do now, Kitchen new buddeh.
Fortet: Fortet.
Larry: No, thanks, I cant sing.
Fortet: >:C
Larry: oo, let me try, :censored due to awesomeness:
Fortet: Wow.
Larry: Yep. By the way, why are you named Kitchen?
Fortet: I'm not.
Larry: What's your name then?
Fortet: Fortet.
Larry: Huh, you say something?
Fortet: Dear God get someone else in this hotel.
Larry: Better not be the Mafia, I'm already in trouble.
Fortet: You're in trouble with the MAFIA?
Larry: Yeah, "scarface" Larry, geez.
Fortet: Yeah.
Larry: Kitchen.
Fortet: shut up!

[Scarface Larry]

okay, something happened, but here it is anyways.

[Fortet]

Fortet tried to run out of the kitchen to escape the drunk man in trouble with the Mafia.
"Stairs..... STAIRS!"
He ran up the stairs and onto the 2nd floor.
"Which room... ROOM 666! Nobody would ever go in there!"
He ran towards it and opened the door, but quickly shut it.
"Now I know what the apocolypse will look like. It looks real hot... How about 665?"
He ran and opened the door. No fire. He ran in and hid in the bathroom.
"Maybe if the Mafia gets here and Larry doesn't find me, I'll be safe..."

[Scarface Larry]

Larry: God, beer, backfiring, bathroom, need, now.
*normal vision*
Room 661, 663, 664, 665 (heheheh) and 666
*Larry-Vision*
Jedi Training, Charas, Candyland, Hell, Bath room (in order)
Larry: Wow, bathroom 666.
*walks into the bathroom*
Larry: *screams like a girl* OMFG WTF?
Larry: The Mafia?
*in room 665*
Fortet: The mafia.....
*Larry runs into room 665*
Larry: Kitchen, you gotta help me!
Fortet: Fortet.
Larry: Now is not the time for singing, kitchen!
Fortet: Yeah, waddya need?
Larry: Booze.
Fortet: How will that help?
Larry:.....Good Point, we'll need beerfee.
Fortet: Beerfee?
Larry: Berr + Cofee = beerfee
Fortet: Oh **** wee're doomed.
Fat@$$ Tony: Laaaa-ary.
Larry: Fat@$$ Tony!
Fortet: Who?
Larry: Look for yourself!
Fortet: Oh my god, so much fat!
Larry: We're Screwed....unless....
Fortet: What?
Larry: SPONTANIOUS PLOT TIWST!!!!
Fortet: WTF?
*Fortet and larry are transported into a dark cave*
Fortet: This is your fault you know.
Larry: Shut up Kitchen-boy.
Fortet: Fortet.
Larry: What is it with you and singing???
Fortet: Double Screwed.

[shinotebasiiackh]

Shinotebasiiackh: *Walks in, disembowls the first person he sees, walks out*

[Fortet]

Originally posted by shinotebasiiackh
Shinotebasiiackh: *Walks in, disembowls the first person he sees, walks out*

You can't walk out. Do you wish to play this game? If not, delete your post, please.
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Fortet started to yell at Larry.
"GET US BACK TO THE HOTEL NOW!!!"
*poof*
"Wow. We're back," said Fortet
"Yep. Now, about the beerfee."
"NO BEERFEE! Right now, wee need to push that fat guy into room 666, ok?"
"Whatever, Kitchen."
"FORTET!!!"
"No singing or temper loss. Now let's start my plan."
"What plan?"
"The plan to push that fat guy into room 666. Duh."
"But that was my... Nevermind..."

[Scarface Larry]

Larry: Okay, kitchen, when I say go jump out and try to get shot, I'll push him in.
Fortet: WHAT?
Larry: if you dont like it then I'll get shot.
Fortet: Okay
Larry: But it's only a cap gun, pushing him is worse, I could get lost in his flab.
Fortet: Switch jobs, now.'
Larry: beerfee?
Fortet: yeah, whatever.
Larry: Okay....ninja time.
*Larry Jumps out screaming like an idiot*
Larry: sdbnlkjsdnvjhfdvjsvkjn sdjkv nsndnvsdnvjns
Tony: Dhere ya r!
*Fortet Pushes him into the evil room as Larry gets shot*
Larry: HOLY C***!!!!
Fortet: We did it, ummmm Larry?
Larry: That Was not a cap gun! *points to bloody arm*
Fortet: 0.o owch. By the way, what was in room 666.
Larry: Oh, your greatest fear.
Tony: Oh, no!!! Not RICHARD NICKSON
Larry: Ouch, poor guy.
Fortet: Yeah, why are you only in a undershirt and shorts?
Larry: Drunken Strip Poker Munkeh Style Kung-Fu-Do fights why?
Fortet: Just, get buzzed you drunkard.
Larry: Hey, I'll have you know I won 3 nobel prizes!
Fortet: WTF?
Larry: Yeah, you'll be amazed what great ideas you can come up with while buzzed.
Fortet: Like what?
Larry: You like cars?
Fortet: yeah?
Larry: Those were invented as a way to hurt people while buzzed.
Fortet: Okay, whatever, prove your prizes!
Larry: *pulls out three nobel prizes* Y'know I honestly cant remember what I got these for, for that matter, why are you called kitchen?
Fortet: My name is Fortet.
Fortet: Wait Larry?
Fortet: LARRY?
*the room marked 667 door lies open*
Fortet: Oh ****
Larry: Hi Fortet.
Fortet: AHH!
Larry: Yeah, the beer weared off.
Fortet: Your-your smart?
Larry: Yeah, IQ of 4000 while sober kinda helps eh?
Fortet: Yay!
*a can of beer flies out of nowhere*
Larry: Im thirsty *drinks* Oh, hey kitchen.
Fortet: I hate life.

[Fortet]

Fortet walked out into the hallway and went to another room.
"I'm tired. I'd better get some sleep tonight. Hopefully when I wake up, it'll all just be a dream..."
He crawled in to bed and went to sleep.

[Osmose]

Moose: Zzzzzzzzzz... Unhguhnghu, wha? What? Oh, yeah, I'm awake. Gimme some beer... ale... whores......... Rendersa...... Lunori....... Pokemon Flash Movie.....

[Legendary Troy]

*walks in*

Troy: Why dont you exit out of the door you came in.........WTH? its locked, work of the evil tortia

Tortia: looking for me?

*tortia and troy are in a stand off*
*troy takes out sword and rushes toward him*

Troy:Die!!!!

*troy steps on his cape and lands face first in the ground, he is now knocked out*

Tortia: Idiot!

[Drace]

Drace: *walks in with a lot of bags* *mummbles* When I get that bitch in my hands I'll......*door slams shut*
What the..... Well, as long as she doesn't enter I don't mind.
*Barbara Streisands enter*
Drace: ARGH!

[Fortet]

Fortet woke up.
"CRAP!!! I'm still here... Oh well! TO THE KITCHEN!"
He hopped out of bed and into the main room.
"More people. Hopefully none as bad as Larry....."
He walked into the kitchen and noticed the booze cabinet was gone.
"NOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
He colapsed to the floor.