The Charas Hotel

[Scarface Larry]

Larry walks in
Larry: Yo doods
Dragonium: *flicky tongues* go away.
EVOTH: SHUT UP
Dragonium: 0.o what was that?
Fortet: The unholy master of the hotel
EVOTH: YEAH, AND DONT FORGET IT.
Dragonium: okeeeey, who's the other guy?
Larry: A poor homeless bum who's addicted to Beerfee and is friends with the lord of the hotel.
Dragonium: right...
*other battle music*
Larry: Final fantasy?
EVOTH: OTHER OTHER BATTLE MUSIC, NOW.
Dragonium: Yeah, whatevah.
*other other battle music*
EVOTH: BETTAH.
Fortet:
Dragonium: What's beerfee?
EVOTH: *GASP* YOU MUST TASTE IT!!!!
*Beerfee appears infront of dragonium*
Dragonuim: *gulp* This....is....*flicky tongue* AWESOME!!!
EVOTH & Larry: YOU BETTAH BELEIVE IT FOO.
Fortet: God have mercy on us all....

[WarxePB]

*The door opens, and Warxe, Cloak, Xios, Jani Fors and Odin walk in. The door slams shut.*

-Warxe: Are you guys sure about this?

-Xios: Me and Draknitis are here. What could possibly go wrong?

-Jani Fors: Another one of your world domination schemes...

-Xios: Shut up, angel boy!

-Jani Fors: Huh?

-Xios: Er, I thought you were Kratos for a second there.

-Cloak: Blind old man...

-Odin: Where's the food? I'm starving.

-Warxe: I can smell something cooking.

-Odin: That's you.

-Warxe: *fried by Fortet's lightning bolt* Oh...

-Jani Fors: *grabs fork*

-Warxe: Whoa, whoa. You're not going to eat me, are you?

-Jani Fors: No.

-Odin: *grabs fork* But I will! *eats Warxe*

-Xios: Did you... just eat him whole?

-Cloak: Disgusting.... made even more so by the fact that you just ate Warxe...

-Odin: What?

-Jani Fors: All of you are disgusting. Now come on, let's find a room.

-Cloak: By the way, Jani, what were you going to use that fork for?

-Jani Fors: Never you mind. Come on. *walks into a hallway*

-Xios: Screw that, I have other things to do. *walks away*

-Odin: Yeah, I need to go Zantetsuken someone. *walks away*

-Cloak: Now I'm all alone...

[Scarface Larry]

Larry: hey, fried summoner!
EVOTH: DOOD!
Warxe: Help Me....I'll die....
EVOTH: NO, YOU CAN'T DIE ANYWAYS, PANSY.
Larry: That reminds me....*scottish powah*!!!!
EVOTH: SW33T.
Warxe: Oh dear.....
EVOTH: BE QUIET FRIED WARXE.
Warxe: Life Sux
Fortet: Tell me about it.
Larry: Oh be quiet ye panseh boy!!!
Warxe: What?
EVOTH: HE....DOES THAT SOMETIMES....
Cloak: 0.o
EVOTH: OOOOO FUNNEH NAMES.
Warxe: Shut up.
Larry: We neh bein shuttehn up!!
Warxe: Life sucks....

[WarxePB]

-Warxe: Life sucks...

-Odin: I hate Scottish people! ZANTETSUKEN! *Zantetsukens Larry*

-Cloak: Do you feel better now?

-Odin: Sort of.

-EVOTH: YOU KILLED LARRY! YOU MUST PAY!

-Odin: No, you're the one who's going to pay! *Zantetsukens EVOTH*

-EVOTH: FOOL! YOU CANNOT KILL ME WITH A SIMPLE SWORD!

-Cloak: But he just did.

-EVOTH: *cut in half* OH CRAP...

-Warxe: Shows you.

-Xios: Hey, wait a second. If I can get to the top of this hotel...

-Cloak: Sit!

-Xios: *falls over*

-Odin: Hey, there's the kitchen! *walks into kitchen*

-Warxe: *follows Odin*

-Larry: *gets up* Man, that hurt.

-Cloak: So the rules of death still don't apply here?

-Xios: This is Forum Gaming. What do you expect?

-Cloak: Yeah, you're right.

[Scarface Larry]

EVOTH: THAT MADE 0 SENSE.
Larry: Yeah, you cant kill a voice, or the dark lord's best friends.
EVOTH: DOOD.
Warxe: Yeah, that made no sense.
Larry: Yeah, but if they get to the top of the hotel....
EVOTH: OUCH.....
Warxe: What?
Odin: WAAAARRRRXXXXXEEEE!!!!
Warxe: Poopymuffins. What is at the top of the hotel?
EVOTH: NOTHIN, THERE IS NO TOP, BUT IF THEY REACH FLOOR 10000000 THEY WILL ALL EXPERIANCE ARMAGEDDON AND TOTAL UNHAPPINESS AND THEIR GREATEST FEAR. BUT IF THEY ENTERED ROOM 666....
*Odin walks in*
Odin: I went in room 666, now I can't kill anything and my zantetsuken doesn't hurt to much anymore!!!!!!
EVOTH: HEHEH, SUCKA.
Larry: Yep.
Odin: Can I eat Warxe?
EVOTH: YEAH, SURE.
Warxe: LIFE SUCKS
EVOTH: DEAL WITH IT.

[Fortet]

Yay! I got Ep. 1 of The Charas Hotel up! Check out the thread in Charas World Fan Kingdom!
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Fortet: God! There has to be a way out!!! Maybe if I get on the roof... Is there a roof? How tall is this place anyways?
*walks up the stairs*
Fortet: 2nd floor...
*walks back down and into the other door that hasn't been entered yet*
Fortet: Vending machines!
*puts $.50 in one and gets a ButterFinger*
Fortet: Ahh... Crispity Crunchity ButterFinger...
*runs into main room*
Fortet: I FOUND VENDING MACHINES!!!!!
*takes another bite*

[Scarface Larry]

EVOTH: SW33T! HE TRIED THE CURSED CURNCHY!!!
Fortet: Cursed???
EVOTH: YEP, NOW MY BROTHER EMOTH WILL COME, IS A UBER-EMO DOOD.
Fortet: *************
EMOTH: OH GREAT, NOW I'M HERE.
Larry: Look on the brightside, Hell's Hotel Ep1 is up.
EVOTH: AWESOME SWEETNESS OF DOOD!!!!
Fortet: Um....thanks?
Everybody & EVOTH: HAPPY FIRST EPISODE DOOD!

[Big_Duke]

Duke somersalted into the kitchen

Duke:I love every one of you guys *Hic*,C'monboysletsgotget somethingtodrinkeh?*Falls down Out cold*

5 hours later. . .

Duke runs up the stairs to get to the hall

Duke:AAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GHOSTS!
Ghosts follow Duke down the hall
Ghosts:Leave,LEAVE!
Duke:I can't! We're locked in!
Ghosts go into the ground
Duke:Sh1T!
Larry:WTF?!
Duke:I gotta get outta here
Duke Runs out the window,only that it is barely damaged and he fails.
Duke:WTF?!
Larry:I already tried that
Duke runs to elevator and presses the button "Roof" the door closes and opens 5 hours later.
Duke:*Runs up Steps,and reaches the "Top floor" only to be met by Larry who slept the night*WTF?!
Larry:*Yawn*
Duke:Did you follow me?
Larry:No
Duke:Then How did you get up here?
Larry:I've been here in my room
Duke:On the top floor?
Larry:On the Second floor
Duke:Then why did I go up and I'm here?
Larry:Beats me
Duke:Well,I'm going to my room
Larry:K
Duke find a Magnum and 7 rounds Ammo.
Duke:Are these yours?
Larry:No
Duke:K,I'm taking them
Larry:K
Duke runs to his room

[Legendary Troy]

Troy: *wakes up** looks around**then sees larry, emoth, and evoth in the kitchen drinking beerfee*

Troy: hey guys, can i hang out with you, my life is ruined ,i lost a duel with a evil tortia.......

Larry:lost to a Tortia?...........Haha
Troy :its not funny
Emoth: yes it is!
Troy: Shut up Emoth, wait!..... i know you! you was that guy who couldent find a bathroom in walmart and you peed your pants!!!
Emoth : you got me mixed with the wrong person.......
Evoth: no it was you we were about 10 years old....... Wait a minute... if you saw that then you are over 1234 years old!!!
Troy: Yea i am
Larry: you look so young......
Troy: Did i mention my mom is EPOTH?
Emoth: no way!
Larry: he lie
Troy: nope she is the Evil Person of Tribunal Hell! oh yea so im like evil * dun dun dun*
Narrator: To be Continued.............

[Scarface Larry]

Larry walks in:
Larry: Oh no! My Larry clone!
EVOTH: IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME....
EMOTH: IT WAS STUPID....
Duke: Two larries?
Larry2: I am Larry, I am here to sterilize biological infection.
EVOTH: DON'T YOU MEAN NOMAD? (geeky in joke)
Duke: Star wars jokes....life sucks.
Warxe: MY LINE
*odin hits warxe with a frying pan*
Odin: Eat that.
Warxe: Owie...
Larry2: Warxe is infected, must annhilate...
*Larry 2 zaps Warxe with eye lasers*
Warxe: Life Sucks....
EVOTH: LOL, LOSERZ
Larry: well....*SCOTTISH POWAH* HAHA ye suky pansy!
EVOTH: HEY, DUKE, YOU WANT ROOM 666?
Duke: Yeah sure.

EDIT- EVOTH: HEY, TROY AND I POSTED AT THE SAME TIME....OMG HE TOOK AWAY EMOTH AND I'S CAPS SPEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH HE IS SO GOING TO ROOM 666 NEXT POST.

[Legendary Troy]

Troy: oh well I just wanted to make friends in this hotel

Evoth: in to room 666 you go!

Troy: noooooooooo!


**oh and i got emoth from your cebration post, and sorry about the capital I's, my arms broken and im typing with one hand**

[Scarface Larry]

Fortet: Hey, larry, if you let him go I'll give you a Beerfee...
Larry: ach! ye can goh frea ye pansy trojan! BEERFEE NOW
EVOTH: BEERFEE.
EMOTH: PROZAC.
EVERYBODY: SHUT UP EMOTH >(
Troy:
Larry2: infection! DESTROY!!!!!!!! *zaps EMOTH*
EVERYBODY:
Dragonium: *flikey tongue*
Grandy: I ALMOST FOUND THE SECRET EXIT!!!!!!
EVOTH: THERE IS NONE...
Grandy: BLASPHEMER!!!!!!!!!
EVOTH: WELL, IT'S TRUE

[Legendary Troy]

Troy: ah kitchen saved my life!
Larry: absoluty no one can ressist beerfee!
Troy: ture you are, true you are......... can I have one

[Scarface Larry]

Larry: Of course!
*hands troy a beerfee and Troy drinks it*
Troy: IN-****IN-CREDIBLE!!!!!!!
Larry: indoubedently.
EVOTH: CHEERS DOODS
Troy: dood. *becomes a Beerfee addict*
Fortet: Great :C
Warxe: WHY DO I STILL FEEL PAIN?
EVOTH: CAUSE I'M BORED.
Warxe: Glad I could entertain you.
EVOTH: YOU BETTER BE, INFIDEL
Troy: Am I an Infidel?
EVOTH: NOPE, YOUR NOW A BEERFEE CULT MEMBER.
Larry: Yeppers.
Troy:
Fortet & Warxe (who is still on fire): LIFE SUX
Larry; shut yer trap, PANSEYS

[Legendary Troy]

Troy: hey guys how did kitchen get all this beerfee?
Larry: hes holding back on us !Beerfee Addicts Assemble!
*The Beerfee addicts form a huddle to find the stash of beerfee
Troy: ah there it is! but it guarded by lasers
*mission impossible theme plays*
Larry: okay heres the plan, Troy climb the wall on point A and drop to point B, then Swim to point C
Troy: What are you gonna do while  I risk my life?
Larry: nothing
*short Pause*
Troy : lets do it!!!!!