Things women wish men knew

[~*Sweet Ichifo*~]

1. If you have to ask me to get you the remote, this obviously means you're too lazy to get it yourself.

2. If you sit around and do absoloutley nothing while I cook, clean, etc, you're very self absorbed.

3. No, I will not get you a beer.

4. NO, IT'S NOT OK THAT YOU GO OUT EVERY FRIDAY. (This is directed towards someone...)

5. If you have to ask me if I think my own cooked dinner is good, you obviously hate it.

6. If you hate my outfit, just stop lying to make me feel better. (At least Asa is the honest type. )

7. If you have to ask me every single day to scratch you're back, you're obviously too dumb to know what a back scratcher/ruler is.

7 things. And you all said it'd be twice as long. Well, I'm not the type of girl with so many problems with men, and men dont care about their weight or anything, so theres not many questions to answer.

[White Dwarf]

Lol, nice, cus i dont do any of these.

[~*Sweet Ichifo*~]

See? Most guys arent lazy and demanding like the ones in my school. Thats why there was only 7 reasons..

[White Dwarf]

Ok, just to help us guys out...


1. If you have to ask me to get you the remote, this obviously means you're too lazy to get it yourself.

>>>>> We only do this if yuor neer to it that us.

2. If you sit around and do absoloutley nothing while I cook, clean, etc, you're very self absorbed.

>>>>.cant help you there. I would never do that.

3. No, I will not get you a beer.

>>>>once again, i dont drink.

4. NO, IT'S NOT OK THAT YOU GO OUT EVERY FRIDAY. (This is directed towards someone...)

>>>>She has a point...

5. If you have to ask me if I think my own cooked dinner is good, you obviously hate it.

>>>>No, it means we want to start up a convosation... riiight...

6. If you hate my outfit, just stop lying to make me feel better. (At least Asa is the honest type. )

Men will ALWAYS say you look good, no matter what you wear.

7. If you have to ask me every single day to scratch you're back, you're obviously too dumb to know what a back scratcher/ruler is.

>>>Meh, i wouldent do it.

[LynX]

 

>>>>once again, i dont drink.

White, I actually thought you drink blood.

[~*Sweet Ichifo*~]

O_o...

[Moosetroop11]

Originally posted by LynX

quote:

>>>>once again, i dont drink.

White, I actually thought you drink blood.

Blood isn't alcoholic, duh. Doesn't count.

[White Dwarf]

Originally posted by Moosetroop11

quote:

Originally posted by LynX quote: >>>>once again, i dont drink. White, I actually thought you drink blood.

Blood isn't alcoholic, duh. Doesn't count.

Well they mesure how much youve had to drink by how much alcohol is in your blood, so, YEH, if you frink regurly you have alcoholic blood.

But im carefull who's blood i drink, Only sexy vergin girls. (Maybe I'm an Incubus vampire, Knowwhatimsaying? heehe)

[dragoninja]

what a short list... any other girls that wants to add some points?
well, I have nothing to say about this list... just: It's too short to be true...

[RPG LORD]

Originally posted by White Dwarf
Ok, just to help us guys out...


1. If you have to ask me to get you the remote, this obviously means you're too lazy to get it yourself.

>>>>> We only do this if yuor neer to it that us.

2. If you sit around and do absoloutley nothing while I cook, clean, etc, you're very self absorbed.

>>>>.cant help you there. I would never do that.

3. No, I will not get you a beer.

>>>>once again, i dont drink.

4. NO, IT'S NOT OK THAT YOU GO OUT EVERY FRIDAY. (This is directed towards someone...)

>>>>She has a point...

5. If you have to ask me if I think my own cooked dinner is good, you obviously hate it.

>>>>No, it means we want to start up a convosation... riiight...

6. If you hate my outfit, just stop lying to make me feel better. (At least Asa is the honest type. )

Men will ALWAYS say you look good, no matter what you wear.

7. If you have to ask me every single day to scratch you're back, you're obviously too dumb to know what a back scratcher/ruler is.

>>>Meh, i wouldent do it.

1....the hell?
2.Yes, I'm too lazy to take care of my lizards. That's why they're still alive.
3....once again, the hell? I prefer cider above beer. Yuck.
4.No comment.
5.I can try to help cooking if desired.
6....the hell? I do happen to have my own opinion. Besides, I don't care.
7.No comment

[Dominant]

If you were trying to TEACH people, I pretty much knew all that stuff already, but I suspect some people didn't.

[Drace]

Non of them aply. Actually, later in life. I would like to be the cook.

[charaman]

SWEET! I'm safe!

[Trevlac]

I know quite a bit about men and women.  I'm one of those transitional people.

I help my guy friends NOT screw up their relationships by being stupid, and I help my girl friends understand that their men do care, they are just stupid.

[Red Giant]

LoL, it's funny 'cuz my girlfriend actually does most of these things to me. So I can relate.

"You like this shirt?"
"Uhm... yeeaaah...."

Do you die a little inside every time that happens? I know I do!

Originally posted by White Dwarf
(Maybe I'm an Incubus vampire, Knowwhatimsaying? heehe)

You couldn't be an incubus if SEX slapped you in the face!

I help my guy friends NOT screw up their relationships by being stupid, and I help my girl friends understand that their men do care, they are just stupid.

Lol, I love you man.