Humor

[Zerlina]

A blonde is driving through farm country when she sees two other blondes out in a corn field, sitting in a boat and rowing together. The blonde in the car rolls her eyes.

"Now these are the people who give us bad names!" she said aloud and stopped her car.

In a huff, she made her way through the corn field and said to the two girls in the boat:

"You're rowing backwards."

[FFL2and3rocks]

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot him.

[DarkFlood2]

There was a car wreck with a Blonde driver, but miraculosley she got out unharmed. The cop investigating the scene goes up to her and asks "How did you crash your car?"

 The blonde replies "Well,It's a funny story, you see... I was just driving as usual, and then I saw a giant tree in the middle of the road. So, I swerved out of the way, and there was another tree! I managed to dodge it, but I still crashed."

The cop ges into the car and retrieves an air freshener. "Is this the tree you were talking about?"

[DarkFlood2]

There was a car wreck with a Blonde driver, but miraculosley she got out unharmed. The cop investigating the scene goes up to her and asks "How did you crash your car?"

 The blonde replies "Well,It's a funny story, you see... I was just driving as usual, and then I saw a giant tree in the middle of the road. So, I swerved out of the way, and there was another tree! I managed to dodge it, but I still crashed."

The cop ges into the car and retrieves an air freshener. "Is this the tree you were talking about?"


Shouldn't this be in forum gaming?