Parody-Life

[DarkFlood2]

I'm starting to make a parody on HL, like making fun of the plotholes and whatnot. Right now I've got sounds and a few graphics (Archem is doing the voiceovers when he gets ungrounded) So right now I'll share with what I have. If you have and funny ideas, post them here and I'll credit you.

[DarkFlood2]

More stuffs!

[DarkFlood2]

And more.

[DarkFlood2]

Gordon.

[DarkFlood2]

Everybody loves Headcrabs!

[DarkFlood2]

And lastly (as far as I have gotten finished) the security guard.

[Spike21]

.... nice when will it be done

[DarkFlood2]

In about 1-2 months is my guess I can't do voiceovers because I don't have a mic and Archem is grounded... So all I can do is work on graphics.

[Darkfox]

Hmmm... voiceovers eh?

[Archem]

Yeah. And by the looks of what he's got, coupled with my knowledge of the jokes, this could end up being the best thing he's ever done. I'll prob'ly get a mic, since I'm starting to work around with Flash as well. And I should prob'ly help with the graphics a little bit. They look a bit low key. No offence.

[Darkfox]

Well, I do a bit of voiceing. It pretty much depends on dialogue. I have voice and effect software.

[Archem]

OMFG HOSTILE TAKEOVER!!!
Actually, I just can't seem to start a new thread for some reason, so I'm gonna post a Flash-related topic here. Sorry for it, Darky.
Ahem! It's a Flash called "The REAL Man", and it'll consist mostly of jokes about "the REAL man". Here are the jokes I plan to have in it. These are all of them actually.:
The REAL Man

Jokes:
1. Real men don't do push ups, they do push downs.
2. Real men smoke a pack of cigs every hour, on the hour. God, my lungs hurt.
3. Real men aren't afraid of wearing women's panty hose.
4. Real men eat skunk.
5. Real men aren't afraid to sleep with other men. As long as they're not gay.
6. Real men don't need a "toilet". They go wherever they want to. God, I could use a change of underwear.
7. Real men have cats. It's true. And they smell like skunks sometimes.
8. Which reminds me, real men eat their dead pet cats, not the other way around.
9. Real men enjoy killing kittens.
10. Real kittens enjoy killing men. God, my mortal body hurts.
11. Real men love ice cream. But only regular vanilla. And mebe some sprinkles. Which real men call "jimmies".
12. Real men do push downs not with their hands, but with their tongues. God, my tongue hurts.
13. Real men have acne, and they embrace it. God, pizza should be part of the food pyramid.
14. Real men have women with acne, and they kidnap it.
15. Real men don't need to watch porno. They only need a mirror. And mebe some tissues. Or paper towels. Or quilts.
16. Real men hate women. But not like that. Well, mebe a little bit.
17. Real men don't live with their parents, their parents live with them.
18. Real men don't use band-aids, they use their imaginations. Unless they have Barney on them. Real men love Barney.
19. Real men don't brush their teeth. Teeth are for wimps. Real men can gum things to death. Watch this. (Bites into a steak, and after an hour, he gets through.) See?
20. Real men hate pink, but truly enjoy lavender. And velvet. And a little bit of silk. Especially on rye. (Pulls out a sandwich with lavender silk and velvet on rye bread.)
21. Real men have lists that end in twenty. ... Crap.

Anywho, what'd'y'all think? And once again, sorry for temporarily taking over this thread.

[DarkFlood2]

... You're lucky that I was just about to say that my prelolader is done...

[Razor]

 

Originally posted by Archem6249
15. Real men don't need to watch porno. They only need a mirror. And mebe some tissues. Or paper towels. Or quilts.

Man, that line was both cringeworthy and awesome.

[Archem]

Yeah. I'm sure that was the intended result. Ha, I laughed just thinking about it. Cringe...






I use quilts.