Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Red Fox]

Granted, Red Fox dies a horrible death in a new sort of disease wich soon spread all over the world and kills the rest of mankind.

I wish I had a cloud.

[ThexXtremeXx]

granted but that cloud tries to rape you, when you are in public bathrooms.

i wish i could destroy teh warld!

[Red Fox]

Granted, you now destoyed "teh warld". But since there isn't anything called the "teh warld" your wish does nothing. Congrats you falied at making a wish.

I wish I had an eye at the end of each toe.

[Dominicy]

Granted, you're a dick about those, too, and everyone hates you.  KIDDING DON'T KILL ME.

I wish for unlimited power from the dark side.

[Red Fox]

Granted, it works for one day then it fails.

I wish my wish contain a unnatural amount of "i"'s.

[Fisherson]

Granted. They form an army "i"'s and invade Greenland and destroy it.




I wish that I could have nex posters wishes for life!

[Red Fox]

Granted.


I wish I was gay.

[Phayre]

Granted, but they're saggy, heavy, and cause you to hunch over with excruciating back pain.
I wish I had an awesome camera.

[Dominicy]

Granted.  It takes hours to cool down between shots.

I wish I knew German. :3

[lilsniffs3]

Granted. War veterans shoot you down, thinking you're a Nazi.


I wish Rorschash doesn't- wait, you're anticipating the movie. I wish Terminator Salvation, The Day the Earth Stood Still, and Watchmen combined to make a super epic movie.

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted, but the title is Super Epic Movie and it's a parody.

I wish I was someone else who is alive and not about to die. Or in a coma. Or a parapalegic or quadrapeligic.

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted already: I do, and I log in a lot. But I prefer AIM because the only person I talked to on MSN is.. yeah.

I wish Lucas had AIM and logged into it.

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted, but I mess up a letter and end up giving you the MSN of some creepy 40-year-old pedophile.

I wish I had a GlaDOS.

[fruckert]

Granted. Your food is laced with Cyanide, and you die
Also Roland doesn't PM you it

I wish...

[Musha]

Granted, you get...

I wish I could mind control peoples.