Damn emos.

[Meiscool-2]

We all hate them.

We haven't had a topic yet explaining our hate to them.

This is that topic.

And so, to Apex and all other emos on the forum: I WILL NOT DATE YOU.

[WarxePB]

We see right through you, MIC. You're just trying to hide your emoness by posting an emo-bashing topic. Therefore, you fail at life.

[Meiscool-2]

OH GAWD.

[Tomi]

Black my wrists and cut my eyes.

[FFL2and3rocks]

Is it a crime to kill an emo?
After all, why would they mind?

[I Have a Sandwich]

I'm like a hole. I'm deep, dark, and you can never see the real me.

[WarxePB]

On topic, though, I heard the greatest emo song the other day. Aptly, it's called The Emo Song. Go look it up on Google.

[Meiscool-2]

Yeah, Emo Kid by Adam and Andrew, right?

[WarxePB]

That's it.

[Meiscool-2]

It's a cool song, but I'm to busy sobbing to Hawthorne Heights.

[I Have a Sandwich]

Last time I laughed, my face melted in sheer happiness.

[Meiscool-2]

They said; They've already got one pussy, they don't need another one!

Best lyric of all time.

[plightofthepureblood]

The Irony of this is such:

Meis posted the Thread, and professes love for silverstein.


But seriously, I hate my Dad....And I dont cut for attention. I cut because it makes me Feel Again, which is something the despair hid from me long ago.



EMO FACTOIDS:
 
Emos are the only kids that Goth Kids are socially permitted to Make Fun of.

Screamo is Just a Little bit more Homophobic Version of Emo. Dont Buy it...You still look just as silly.

Seizmic Studies have proven that Cobain has ACTUALLY ROLLED OVER in his grave as a result of the Emo tribute in his honor.

The Makeup dosent Cover Bad skin, it encourages it.

Studies have proven....It is just a phase.

Emos are the Only thing worse than a stinky hippy or a Crust punk.
Despite the obvious frontal assault on the olfactory system upon encountering the latter two of the three. This is because You can get used to the smell of the stinking hippy or Crust Punk...The horrible Visuals that accompany an Emo keep on lasting far after the smell is gone.

Hustler Magazine gives A free 2 year subscription to anyone with photo evidence that they have Jizzed on an Emo girls Glasses.

Despite what PETA2 tells the Emos, the Rest of the Vegetarians Hate you douches too.

[Meiscool-2]

I don't care is silverstein is screemo or not.

If it were a girl, I'd **** it.

Originally posted by plightofthepureblood

Hustler Magazine gives A free 2 year subscription to anyone with photo evidence that they have Jizzed on an Emo girls Glasses.

Yeah, I just googled that, and I don't believe you.

[plightofthepureblood]

Dude, its rhetoric.

I cant believe you even took the time to google that.

Did you google whether or not the scientists did a study too?

lmfao.
You just made my day man.