Vending Machine

[fruckert]

The moon crashes into the earth and destroys life

I put in sterilized coffee

[Dominicy]

A quarter comes out.

I put OMG! and OH NOES!!! into the machine.

[Darrellito]

Barrack Obama comes out, reassuring you that there's nothing to worry about, and that your money is going to a good cause.

I put Obama's drug policies into the machine.

[mironic]

the word raciest comes out.

I put the word " hello " into the machine.

[Dominicy]

Good bye falls out

I put Mironic's cat in the machine

[fruckert]

Out comes a blender

I put in a hard core

[Bluhman]

Hard man comes out and headbutts you into the ground.

I put Fallout 3 into the machine.

[Fisherson]

Outcomes a note saying bring corn chips

I put robo Bluhman in the machine.

[Bluhman]

I come back out with wings. Woosh.

I drop a bomb into the machine from the sky. Woosh.

[Fisherson]

The machine eats the bomb and spits out a Death Star Takchion blast.

I put Spore into the Machine.

[X_marks_the_ed]

You get a mushroom.

I put Hengirl in the machine.

[Uberpwn_w00t]

Out comes several thousand furries with hard-ons.

I put in french bread.

[DedlellyDeth]

Out comes a painter with a beret and horizontally striped shirt.

I put in:
"hey guys can you makes me some xmen battlecharses plz plz sry 4 bein so borin lol i juss need storm mostly can you do it please"

[Darkfox]

Out comes vomit.

I put in an annoying 4chan reference.

[Bluhman]

Over nine thousand LAZOR'S shoot out, along with some longcats and Woll Smoth.

I got a big bag of crabs here. I'm gonna put them into the machine, oh yes.