Vending Machine

[fruckert]

You get nothing, as you didn't put anything in, per se.

I put in $1.25.

[drenrin2120]

The machine spits coke into you.

I put * in the vending machine.

[Cerdiar]

* comes out of the machine...wet...

I put my hand in the machine (It's still connected to my body by the way)

[Felix-0]

your hands gets photocopies and you now have 2 hands on 1 arm.

I put in a chainsaw

[MissingName]

Out comes a roughly-cut piece of Japanese Maple.

I put Jenny Haniver into the machine.

[Felix-0]

A devlish angel comes out and spits on you.
Speaking of Devils and angels...
I put in Netherworld Battle Chronicle Disgaea into the machine.

[Fisherson]

My envy of never playing that expensive az game comes out

I pour my pure hatred into the machine in the form of Force Lightning

[Fisherson]

Nobody ever posted in this thing? Gah. *Reboots the machine and puts in Cylon*

[Felix-0]

Machine has to google Cylon, and then spits out a battledroid at you.

[Fisherson]

*I slay the battledroid in some misguided Jedi instinct then put in a Phoenix Appendix to try and revive the machine*

[drenrin2120]

The vending machine accepts your holy thread revival attempts and awards you with a lovely Gardenia! You can't help but imagine it would look great in that vase you got for your birthday last year from dear old Aunt Myrtle.

[Fisherson]

(I have a dear old Aunt Myrtle? o.O)

*I first put the Gardenia in a vase then I put in what Dren would have put in had he not forgoten to put it in but didn't so I had ta.*

[Dragonium]

Dragonium falls out of the machine, hisses at you, and hastily climbs back in.

[Fisherson]

I blink and then glance at my bottled Root Beer and then look at the machine again shaking my head. Then shrug and toss all my fondest memories of Charas in the Golden Days in since Dragonium, too did not post what he put in the machine.

[Moosetroop11]

Out comes Alex, who plays you a beautiful piece of harp music!

I put in a lump of coal.