Vending Machine

[Obvious Sock Account]

Out comes our rejected reality.  He has substituted it with his own.

I put a severed toe in the machine.

[fruckert]

Out comes Wendy's.

I put in a bunch of rogues.

[Felix-0]

You get Blizzard to Release Diablo 3 this year.

I put in procrastination.

[Obvious Sock Account]

Blizzard doesn't release Diablo 3.  Instead they take their time making something decent.

I put in Felix' weird-*** hat.

[Obvious Sock Account]

Now look at the mess you've made.  Theists are pointlessly offended, agnostics are indecisive, atheists are smug, deists remain unphased, and the apatheists continue to be fairly calm.  Hm.  Not a whole lot changed, as it were.

I insult various popular franchises for being utter shite, buckle down and await the fanboys.

[Obvious Sock Account]

Dominic falls out, partially processed in Fanta.

I wring my clothes out into the machine.

[fruckert]

The machine awakes in a pod.

I sneak up and stick the Matrix into the machine.

[Obvious Sock Account]

Non-sensical pseudo-philosophy comes out.

I put roepend and blauwoog into the machine.

[Bluhman]

Laurel and Hardy come back... And then get squished by Roepend and Blauwoog, both of which got sent back in a box.

I put a Jugged hare, moules marinieres, pate de foie gras, beluga caviar, eggs Benedictine, tart de poireaux, frogs' legs amandine, oeufs de caille Richard Shepherd, and quail eggs, all mixed up in a bucket with the quail eggs on top, as well as six bottles of Chateau Latour Forty-five, a double Jeroboam of champagne, and six crates of brown ale... AND, a wafer-thin mint.

[MissingName]

Tsk tsk... I hope you didn't skimp on the pate.  Out flows a torrent of vomit.

I put a bucket and a hose in the machine.

[Darkfox]

Out comes Jack and Jill to fetch a pail of water, Jack falls down a hill and dislocates his spine and is taken away by the ambulance but Jill fell down after him but is just left there because she's a whiny self-centered brat!

I put Redrum into the machine.

[Fisherson]

Out comes bluetonic.

I pute goodolHomemademoonshine in then machine.

[MissingName]

Out pops... an empty bottle.  Hum.

Against my better judgment, I put a good measure of fine scotch in the machine.

[Shinku Ryu]

takes out scotch...why do ppl drink this stuff!?

puts a ferby in...

[Darkfox]

Out comes smashed Furby parts.

I put in smashed off Furby beak.