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Ellie: I had a slice of ham in my hand. I was going to drop it, so I slapped it hard. It attached itself to the wall
Shub Niggurath, Azathoth, Yog-Sothoth and all the other Great Old Ones and Outer Gods fall out of the machine. They all huddle in a corner and cry, saddened by the fact that you don't know who they are and yet know who Cthuhlu is.
Yeah so I'm pretty
I'm a fat-***