Vending Machine

[Felix-0]

the pit of death comes out

I throw a severed arm into the machine

[HobomasterXXX]

Out comes a Singed Gargoyle Skull! Trade 5 of these in to Keran in the Warrior's Valley for a Kreytan Vest, or a belt pouch!
I put in Guild Wars.

[Bedinsis]

Nothing comes out. After shaking the machine for a while, a note saying "We're sorry, the citizens of Machine cannot be of assistance due to trying to reach level 35."
After a while WoW comes out.

I put in three mice with three dice.

[HobomasterXXX]

But you can only get to lvl 20 in Guild Wars!!?!??!?!? *head explodes*
Head rolls into machine.

[Rahl]

Reaches into the machine and pulls out WoW again, o wait it only looked and played like WoW it was just a turd.

Puts it back in the machine and leaves to find a better game...

[Felix-0]

Pulls out Air rivals

w00t

Puts FlyFF into the machine

[Rahl]

Pulls out giant Whale

puts back in captain Ahab

[Lukas]

pulls out captain america

puts in a broken pen

[Rahl]

Pulls out wonderwoman

Suddenly forgets machine and takes her back to the house...

[Lukas]

puts rahls urges to pretend to like girls in the machine

[Rahl]

Pulls urges back out of the machine, I need those

Puts back in the machine Lukas

[Felix-0]

pulls out Lukas

puts him back in >___<

[Rahl]

Pulls condom out of the machine

puts the wrapper back in...

[Felix-0]

pulls Candy out....>___> slowly backs away from machine....
Pulls pin
counts to 3
throws it at machine
Miraculously it lands in the vend area

[Rahl]

Veding machine turns out to be superman in his mildmannered item dispencing machine disguise, your grenades does no damage.

Though superman does decide to turn the other cheek.

I put in a piece of kryptonite...