Author Topic: Rock Paper Sizzors (Read 66145 times)

Djanki · « **Reply #135 on:** September 02, 2008, 05:55:20 PM »

Mature Bill Cosby humor kills immature pre-teen Viagra jokes.

coreystranick · « **Reply #136 on:** September 02, 2008, 08:19:56 PM »

Marriage kills all humor

Darrellito · « **Reply #137 on:** September 03, 2008, 01:24:10 AM »

A divorce lawyer ends that marriage.

coreystranick · « **Reply #138 on:** September 03, 2008, 01:36:03 AM »

Mal practice cases stops the lawyer

_JeT_ · « **Reply #139 on:** September 03, 2008, 01:45:07 AM »

About $250,000 covers up the malpractice suit.

Bluhman · « **Reply #140 on:** September 03, 2008, 02:12:46 AM »

A robber takes $250,000.

Archem · « **Reply #141 on:** September 03, 2008, 02:17:16 AM »

Cops catch the robber.

Darrellito · « **Reply #142 on:** September 03, 2008, 02:45:55 AM »

Anarchists revolt against the police.

Archem · « **Reply #143 on:** September 03, 2008, 02:47:25 AM »

Tear gas subdues anarchists.

Darrellito · « **Reply #144 on:** September 03, 2008, 02:48:57 AM »

Gas mask prevents said gas inhalation.

mironic · « **Reply #145 on:** September 03, 2008, 03:26:44 AM »

lava to melt the scissors...

Darrellito · « **Reply #146 on:** September 03, 2008, 03:35:25 AM »

A large amount of water cools the lava (Where'd you get scissors o.O?)

_JeT_ · « **Reply #147 on:** September 03, 2008, 03:37:57 AM »

Urine makes the water impure. (Geez, Darrellito, isn't it obvious.

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Darrellito · « **Reply #148 on:** September 03, 2008, 03:40:38 AM »

The police take said pissy water, and test it, and find THC in it and send the urinator to jail.

mironic · « **Reply #149 on:** September 03, 2008, 03:41:49 AM »

The mafia breaks the jail people out =)

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