Riddle

[Meiscool-2]

I don't like the tentacle hentai.

Only the "All sex must involve rape" hentai.

[Dragonium]

Meiscool: Hentai Connoisseur.

Originally posted by Ace of Spades
I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

 - Hentai frightens bears so much that their hair turns white and they become polar bears.
 - Some hentai is bad enough to make you cry.
 - Guys (Meiscool) masturbate to hentai and need to pee afterwards.
 - Girls see hentai and want hair as soft and shiny as that of the anime chicks, so they go and comb it.
 - People may draw hentai of celebrities, but it never looks like the celebrity, so it looks stupid.
 - Normal people may become famous for drawing good hentai.
 - While you are distracted by hentai, the pancakes you are cooking get burnt and go brown.
 - Champagne bubbles no matter what, so theoretically hentai is part of the cause (Since everything causes champagne to bubble).
 - You can't technically squeeze the essence of hentai itself, so if you manage to do so you have done the impossible and you will be annihilated, and so will the hentai.
 - Some hentai is so indescribably wrong that it will cause you to explode upon making visual contact with it.

So you see, the answer's hentai.

[X_marks_the_ed]

It scares me how that could be the right answer. O.O

[Roland_Deschain]

Originally posted by Dragonium
Some hentai is so indescribably wrong that it will cause you to explode upon making visual contact with it.

So you see, the answer's hentai.

Me -> <-Hentai

[Meiscool-2]

I pee before I masturbate, and before I have sex. Makes me last longer, because my bladder isn't pressing against meh insides.

[Razor]

Did Meiscool and Dragonium get married recently or something cause it seems like they mention each other in every other post. :p

[Dragonium]

Originally posted by Meiscool
I pee before I masturbate, and before I have sex.

LIE DETECTED SOMEWHERE IN THIS SENTENCE.

Originally posted by Razor
Did Meiscool and Dragonium get married recently or something cause it seems like they mention each other in every other post. :p

You'd be right, except that someone can't afford an engagement ring.

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SPAM THREAD.

[Dragonium]

Well, I'm pretty sure we've exhausted all the humour and serious discussion from this topic.

Let's take this to Unmod, bi-hatch.

[Meiscool-2]

Homour?

As in "funny"?

[Vidian]

Originally posted by Archem2
Tru dat.

Man I saw Tentical rape porn once...

There isn't enough good ones on the internets

I'm drinking The necker of the gods right now,
Actually All posts tonight have been posted Under the Influence,
So I'm sorry.

What was the riddle again...
One sec, I'll prolly Duble post

[Vidian]

I was going to double post then I realized I didn't know the answer.

I dont pop when I look at anything.
This is like the Picture my friend shown me,

It looked like a bunch of dolphins to small children, cause their minds were Innocent and pure.
To me it looked like two people having sex.


Must be all the tentical Porn.

MeIscool, I'm going to take this opportunity to say I love you.
And ask if that is you in your Avatar.

Thats pretty Pro Looking. If it is you, who was your DOP?
Did you use a Dolly or was that in editing?
Or just a zoom?

It Kinda looks like you wearing a wig. Doesn't it?

What was the riddle again?


The best I can come up with is Temperature....
But I dont pop when looking at the thermometer...
****, Someone PM Me the answer!

Is it pressure?

[Shady Ultima]

Bahahahaa ^

Reading your posts today is hilarrious!

[Meiscool-2]

NO! That is not me! I'm a sixteen year-old boy with a hot face but REALLY BAD ACNE.

[Archem]

He's telling the truth. But DarkFlood's mad at me for giving him that avatar.