Castlevania: The movie.

[aboutasoandthis]

Originally posted by Archem2

Originally posted by Drace
From what I know about the Metal Gear movie:

Hideo Kojima (The MG creator, and my god) will NOT allow Uwe Boll to direct / write the movie. Uwe Boll has asked and has been refused.

Hideo Kojima will personally write / direct the movie, or at least help with it.

The movie will be either a stand-off from the game series, or a movie version of the first game.


That's about it.

Sounds like good news to me! [/B]

This is a big yes to me. A fat one.

[Apex]

DAMN IT HOLLYWOOD!

**** you, get off my cloud!

[Drace]

Sean Connery would be perfect as Big Boss. Kurt Russel would also have been good as Snake, if he wasn't to old.

My opinion, choose someone who looks like Snake, and overdub the voice with Dave Hayter's voice. That's the voice we love.

[Djanki]

If the Castlevania movie gets the 'What is a man?!' line, then I don't care if it's about Alucard 'purifying' Soma, I'll watch it.

........wait....on second thought...maybe not....but the movie needs the song, 'Vampire Killer' in there, somewhere.

[Grandy]

Originally posted by Drace
Kurt Russel would also have been good as Snake, if he wasn't to old.

 That because one day God was bored and decided to play some Metal Gear for the first time. He liked Snake so much, He decided to make a human version of Snake, to whom He called Kurt Russel. God, however, failed miserably, because it is impossible to make someone near as badass as Snake. Later on God claimed that "I made him that way on purpose, for no one is perfect but Me." Sure, God, we all know the truth.

[Phayre]

If the Castlevania movie gets the 'What is a man?!' line, then I don't care if it's about Alucard 'purifying' Soma, I'll watch it.

*pointed glare* Aria of Sorrow and undoubtedly awful movies will not be spoken of in the same breath! *stab stab stab*

That because one day God was bored and decided to play some Metal Gear for the first time. He liked Snake so much, He decided to make a human version of Snake, to whom He called Kurt Russel. God, however, failed miserably, because it is impossible to make someone near as badass as Snake. Later on God claimed that "I made him that way on purpose, for no one is perfect but Me." Sure, God, we all know the truth.

Clearly God did this too soon, before the world was ready, since said Kurt Russel is now too old.

[Musha]

Hugh Jackman as Snake.
Cillian Murphy as Otacon.
Clint Eastwood as Big Boss.

[Grandy]

Originally posted by Phayre

If the Castlevania movie gets the 'What is a man?!' line, then I don't care if it's about Alucard 'purifying' Soma, I'll watch it.

*pointed glare* Aria of Sorrow and undoubtedly awful movies will not be spoken of in the same breath! *stab stab stab*

That because one day God was bored and decided to play some Metal Gear for the first time. He liked Snake so much, He decided to make a human version of Snake, to whom He called Kurt Russel. God, however, failed miserably, because it is impossible to make someone near as badass as Snake. Later on God claimed that "I made him that way on purpose, for no one is perfect but Me." Sure, God, we all know the truth.

Clearly God did this too soon, before the world was ready, since said Kurt Russel is now too old.[/B]

 He is God, He can travel back and forth through time. He made Kurth before the game because He feared that Kojima would sue Him for stealing his character.
 And Kojima would win. Be cause he is Kojiman, and Kojiman aways wins.

[Phayre]

Grandy! Once more, your wisdom overwhelms me! *bow*
Perhaps said Kojima stole God's character! God should sue!