Tales Of Interest

[Djanki]

-This one time, when I was 7, I was chewing on a ketchup packet in front of our computer. Typically, it popped. Dad caught me, got mad, and told me to take a shower (....I didn't get it, either).

I don't know why I started chewing it...I mean, I don't even like ketchup. ^_^;

-During my ninth-grade-graduation, I was called up to the stage for a special award. They wanted me to make a speech.

Trivia time! In Puerto Rico, graduating grades vote on a name for their class--some word in another language that means 'beatiful victor' or 'hope' or 'japanese school girl fighting tentacle monster with love' or some crap like that. The group chose Acrobaxtu or Orionix or some crap like that. My 'speech' was composed of me asking the group, 'What the **** did *word* come from?'.

Yes, I dropped the 'f'-bomb in front of a whole theatre full of ninth-graders-cum-tenth-graders, and their parents, and/or sisters and brothers. And the teachers. And the principal (who was right next to me). And I didn't even mean it...of course, everyone started laughing. My dad didn't let me live it down--he took it as a joke and reminded everyone about it for the next six months. Then a few months after  that , Mom bumped into one of the other moms at the super market, and they started talking about it again. Whoops...

 Interesting stuff. Stay tuned for more TALES OF INTEREST!!