Who would win?

[Bluhman]

Dopefish. His buckteeth are the most intimidating teeth in existence.

Balrog (Street Fighter) VS Balrog (Cave Story)

[Musha]

Balrog from LotR wins because he was the original.

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shego">Shego</a> vs. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harley_Quinn">Harley Quinn</a>

[fruckert]

Harley, because she doesn't sound like she belongs in a He-Man episode.
Plus she got put into official DC continuity, because she's so awesome.

Rorschach vs. Batman, in a fair fight.
Meaning Brucey can't use his tools.

[Vlad Shadeu]

Rorschach, simply because he's awesome.
Rorschach vs. Batman in an UNFAIR fight, where Batman has his tools and Rorschach has a tank.

[Musha]

Batman, because Rorschach doesn't know how to operate a tank.

Batman vs. the rest of the DC Universe

[Bluhman]

The rest, obviously. I mean, sure, batman is a cool guy. Has a big cloak and doesn't afraid of anything, but let's be serious; he cannot stand up to guys with super strength, super speed, whips, green rings, bows and arrows (maybe...), hawk wings (wait what?), no faces (what's going on!?), and people who wear red and yellow, and yell 'SHAZAM!' (...)... All at the SAME TIME!!

Dumbledore and Ganondorf VS. Gandalf and Ramuh

[Roland_Deschain]

The rest, obviously. I mean, sure, batman is a cool guy. Has a big cloak and doesn't afraid of anything, but let's be serious; he cannot stand up to guys with super strength, super speed, whips, green rings, bows and arrows (maybe...), hawk wings (wait what?), no faces (what's going on!?), and people who wear red and yellow, and yell 'SHAZAM!' (...)... All at the SAME TIME!!

Except that he has plans drawn up on how to kill every single one of them if he needs to. So I disagree.

Also: Gandalf and Ramuh, simply for having Gandalf.

Batman with a Green Lantern ring vs. Superman with Sinestro's power ring.

[fruckert]

Batman, because of Kryptonite.
Unless you're going purely off of the rings, then neither, because I think (as I remember) the rings wouldn't work for them, as you have to be a Green Lantern in order to use them.

Chrome vs. Firefox.

[Bluhman]

Firefox, simply because it's been around for a bit longer, and has some neat addons.

Of course, that doesn't mean that Chrome won't get some, but I really don't know any yet.

Safes VS. Anvils

[Vlad Shadeu]

Anvils because there is a practical modern use for safes

Me vs. I

[Musha]

It's a tie, both are different names for essentially the same person.

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrie_White">Carrie</a> vs. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlene_%22Charlie%22_McGee">Charlie</a>

[luigifan33]

Charlie

Chuck Norris vs. Jesus-asurus Rex

[Musha]

Chuck Norris, because he's real.

Final Fight vs. Streets of Rage

[Bluhman]

S3&K.

Ivalice VS Cyrodiil

[zuhane]

Ivalice, because it sounds like Ibalice.

Hitler VS A stapler