So my cousin just went to her second surgery.

[Archem]

Well, three is kind of rare, but I can't think it's impossible...

[Meiscool-2]

Those one babies conjoined at the head had four.

[A Forgotten Legend]

Did its twin not have any?

[Miss Muffet]

The average human has two, actually. You must not be very old, because this is junior high stuff we're dealing with.

Yes. I am only 14 and in my second year at high school. We did human biology and we did learn about the human body except I wasn't listening (which is probably why I nearly failed the exam).

[Archem]

Wait, you're in your sophomore year of high school, and you still don't know this?! WTF, man?!

[Grandy]

You know, after the surgery, my cousin does have 3 kidneys. Only two of them doesn't work.

[Fisherson]

I have a thin lining in my kidneys so i can't drink soft driks without hurting them.
So if you're at the movies and want find me look for the guy carying a litte
styrofoam cup.

P.S. More Grandy fanfics,please!:)

[Grandy]

 GRANDY/ZKX SLASH AMIRITE?!

[lilsniffs3]

Meh.

Lady Grandy invited Grandy to sleep at her home. As they rounded a corner, a man in a red jacket was thrown off the top of the building across the road. "Kids these days and their Mindfreak..." Grandy thought. A second later, a pink blob with a helmet and a laser sword leaped off the building in a position like he was about to stab the man in the stomach. Even Lady Grandy couldn't reach that far quickly to save the man. When all hope was lost for the man, he shot a wave of fire into the blob. The blob blocked it with his laser sword. The man engulfed himself in flames and spewed a pillar of endless flames around him, lighting the blob on fire. Grandy and Lady Grandy ran into the action, with Grandy taking on the blob and Lady Grandy taking on the man. Grandy threw a knife at the blob. The blob tried defending himself with the sword., but it was charging. Instead, the knife hit the charge inside the laser arm and caused an explosion. The blob was sent spiraling over 50 feet backwards. Before Grandy could run across to fight the blob, the blob's shoes jetted him to the top of the building. Grandy started running up the walls of the building and reached the top.

Lady Grandy, having a fist fight with the man, was thinking of a way to knock out the man. The man tried to roundhouse kick her. Then, she got the idea. She grabbed his leg and shoved a knife in his stomach. He walked away from her, and set himself aflame, trying to burn the knife to ashes. However, the fire disappeared and the man was in ashes.

Back on the roof top, both Grandy and the blob stood still. "If one of us dies, I want you to know my name. ZeroKirbyX. ZKX for short." the blob said. Grandy through a knife again. ZKX shot a laser and destroyed the knife, but the laser still headed for Grandy. Grandy ducked and looked down. He noticed something. The bridge was about to collapse. Grandy threw a knife with an explosive tied to it in the middle of the rooftop and blew up one half of the building off, and back flipped off the falling roof top. The building collapsed as Grandy flew down.

Grandy and Lady Grandy stared at the remains of the building. ZeroKirbyX got out and walked towards Grandy.

"Follow me. I need to escort you to Charas Island."

This isn't as good as before I think.

[Grandy]

...you know what "slash" is?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slash_fiction

[Archem]

But why would Zeek and Grandy be fighting?! They're like mega sidekicks!

[Meiscool-2]

Yes. I am only 14 and in my second year at high school. We did human biology and we did learn about the human body except I wasn't listening (which is probably why I nearly failed the exam).

I've got an even more pointless story for you.

Yesterday I made ten cookies, and then I ate some, cept' I wasn't paying attention to how many I was eatting and I threw up on your cat.

[Archem]

Awesome story is what that was.

Threw a curve ball right there. You all saw it!

[lilsniffs3]

ALTERNATE SLASH VERSION OF LAST FANFIC
Lady Grandy showed Grandy to her hideout. Lady Grandy stared at Grandy with a smile, with Grandy in disgust. Looking out a window. A pink blob slammed into the wall, sending him into the hideout. The blob's helmet cracked. Then, a man jumped through the wall, with his arm on fire. The blob's laser sword was charged and stabbed into the man's stomach. The man engulfed himself in flames, burning him to ashes. Lady grandy pointed a knife at the blob. " WAIT!" Grandy yelled at the top of his lungs. "Who are you?"

"ZeroKirbyX, but call me Tane."

5 HOURS LATER

"So, you're actually a human scientist?" Lady Grandy asked. "Yeah." Suddenly, leaping through the hole are the ninjas from before. The ninjas ganged up on Grandy, but, Tane blasted them all to bits with his gun, but causing a large explosion, sending one half of the building flying into the air. Tane and Grandy were on that, and Lady Grandy was stuck on the other half. The building quickly crashed into a nearby forest. Grandy hit his head hard on the trees, losing memory of his survival in a forest.

Tired, both Tane and Grandy cuddled up to keep themselves warm while asleep.

NOTE: Grandy had a boner. It makes it slash. I win.

Totally worse.

[Archem]

You will stop right there!