The Archem Conspiracy

[X_marks_the_ed]

How does he fly? He has no wings!

Did you even get the reference? I'm ashamed of you.

[A Forgotten Legend]

That can easily be explained. It is a government worker passing off, and pretending to be like, Archem, or what one would think he would act like. It is like the people who dress up as famous dictators, and pretend to be executed. (Don't criticize me, that was a good paying job!)

If you can provide a good photo, and have it approved by me, and an unrelated third party, I may believe in you, Archem.

Somehow, him talking to an Archem, about how an Archem doesn't exist is rather strange....

EDIT: and if it really is a government worker... why refer to him as Archem later?

[Meiscool-2]

This might blow yo mind, but in reality, Archem is a real life Latino boy!

[A Forgotten Legend]

[X_marks_the_ed]

This might blow yo mind, but in reality, Archem is a real life aircraft built by mexicans!

Fixed.

[Egnio]

*Makes a cult where Archem is a God*

[Dragonium]

*Makes a cult where Archem is a God*

Oh, do I get a cult? No, I don't. That is all kinds of unfair.

Archem still hasn't told you about me and him. He bows to my orders, if you get me.

[Bluhman]

I have proof he exists! His soul is here in this gem.

[Darrellito]

Da proof

[A Forgotten Legend]

Oh, do I get a cult? No, I don't. That is all kinds of unfair.

Archem still hasn't told you about me and him. He bows to my orders, if you get me.

That is quite disturbing. o.o

And I'll join the dragonium worshiping cult.

[_JeT_]

Oh, do I get a cult? No, I don't. That is all kinds of unfair.

Archem still hasn't told you about me and him. He bows to my orders, if you get me.

Do you really want a cult? I don't think so. I'll make one if you really want one.

Plus, not everyone can have a cult, if they did, what's the point?

I have proof he exists! His soul is here in this gem.

So? You have a gem for me, but I never had a soul 

Da proof

How come it lacks shading, and why doesn't the shadow on the ground match?

[Meiscool-2]

HOW'S COME URE FUNNY BONE IS BROKENED???

[_JeT_]

HOW'S COME URE FUNNY BONE IS BROKENED???

Surgically removed.

[A Forgotten Legend]

Excerpt from Mass of our Lord Dragonium:

Nostrum animus exsisto vestri secundum nex, quod pro totus infinitio. 
Palma vobis, nostrum deus Dragonium, quod nostrum ago exsisto ut vestri mos.

Vita est nusquam vacuus cultus vobis, palma, quod nostrum ago ut haud voluntas vacuus vestri presentia.
Palma vobis, nostrum deus Dragonium, quod nostrum ago exsisto ut vestri mos.

Vobis permissum mihi exsisto gauisus quod voluntarius ut tribuo vitualamen ut vestri mos.
Palma vobis, nostrum deus Dragonium, quod nostrum ago exsisto ut vestri mos.

Vestri causa est valde quod ego sum gratanter ut tribuo vita vobis quod vestri palma.
Palma vobis, nostrum deus Dragonium, quod nostrum ago exsisto ut vestri mos.

Meus Senior, audite meus votum quod repleo mihi per vestri mos.
Palma vobis, nostrum deus Dragonium, quod nostrum ago exsisto ut vestri mos.


Ego perfectus nefas obviam vos quod Ego profiteor vobis meus senior.
Senior misericordia mihi , meus senior Dragonium valde misericordia mihi.

Ego oro pro misericordia pro meus vita.
Senior misericordia mihi , meus senior Dragonium valde misericordia mihi.

[Egnio]

You're wasting your time. Archem is our only Angry Sea Monster God.