Crappy Game Reviews: 2011 - Please read!

[Ratty524]

Come on, it's not that hard to make crap. Just spend a few minutes in MS paint... Or any type of pixel based program.

You could make stuff like this:


Or this

[Drakiyth]

Well, looks like mine is up next. A quick message though, Drak, I have a slightly toned version of my crappy game that I added fixes to (as pointed out by one of my friends on MSN). There was just some slight (and rather embarassing) bugs I wanted to fix. I would post the link to the toned version, but unffortunently the files aren't on the current computer I'm using. I'll post it tomorrow, if that's alright with you.

Np bud.  I was going to review your game tonight but I noticed you did not post it.  Go ahead and get it posted.  I'm going to go to the next guy and come back to yours for now. 



Warxephoenix's Game - Escape From Hell


PART 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLBCmEpgn50

PART 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0urGjl8lFgo

PART 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2loDGBNLKd4

PART 4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2goJ-ykGAls

[Ratty524]

Rofl That game was great. I loved the battle against Jesus and Vegeta. xD

[Shinryu82]

Np bud.  I was going to review your game tonight but I noticed you did not post it.  Go ahead and get it posted.  I'm going to go to the next guy and come back to yours for now. 

I just got it uploaded and I'm posting it now -
http://www.sendspace.com/file/i2y729

I apologize for the sendspace link. Megaupload was having problems uploading it.

[Ace of Spades]

At first I was like wait wtf who has the nerve to steal Ace's graphic AND keep his name. But even before seeing who made it I knew it was you. :p

[ElrohirTiwell]

Hey Guys, remember me? yeah I know... I've kept myself silent for a long time...

So I finally got of my s and fixed up my game.

It's up to you to decide if you wish I wait a month once again or not, I think its nice enough of you that you said you would review it, thanks.

PS: just bcz I havent been on charas doesnt mean I haven't seen the movies!

Madness World - Blue Fire version :
http://rapidshare.com/files/208488668/Madness_World.rar.html
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=VLK8DHM4
http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.php?cat=other&file=Madness_World.rar

Have fun, and thanks once more Drakiyth...

[Drakiyth]

I just got it uploaded and I'm posting it now -
http://www.sendspace.com/file/i2y729

I apologize for the sendspace link. Megaupload was having problems uploading it.

I'll do the review in a few days.  Thanks for the upload.

Hey Guys, remember me? yeah I know... I've kept myself silent for a long time...

So I finally got of my s and fixed up my game.

It's up to you to decide if you wish I wait a month once again or not, I think its nice enough of you that you said you would review it, thanks.

PS: just bcz I havent been on charas doesnt mean I haven't seen the movies!

Madness World - Blue Fire version :
http://rapidshare.com/files/208488668/Madness_World.rar.html
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=VLK8DHM4
http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.php?cat=other&file=Madness_World.rar

Have fun, and thanks once more Drakiyth...

I'll put you on the list for another review dude.  I'm sure you have worked hard on making it a more reviewable game.

[WarxePB]

XD I knew you guys would like that.

EDIT: There's a lot more where that came from. If you download the game, there's a ton more stuff to see - you get to fight ROB, Crazyguy goes SSJ3, and there's a super-special ripoff at the end...

[Myownpath]

I decided to play warxes game before the review, I actually thought it wasn't a bad game chocolate rain and kungfujesus was funny as hell, took me a few tries to beat vegeta since he kept using over 9000 on me... Overall it was somehow good in my opinion and stuffs. What got me WTFing was the Alpha force thing at the end.

I might try and make another crappy game if this one isnt crappy enough or other reasons and it will be called SPACEMAN and it will be 1 second long.....

[Jacob X.]

I just fixed the sound problem in my RPG , I'm compressing and re-uploading it now, I'll send the new link later today.

[Jacob X.]

Okay, here you go. <a href="http://www.megaupload.com/?d=K2Z7YPXU">Cliche' Quest</a>

Here's a few secrets and tips:
[spoiler]-On the first screen, there are 3 elixers hidden behind the tree on the left side of the sand pit.

-If you don't have any explosives and you try to get through the wall, you will die from frustration, so you will need to "talk" to the rock in the bottom left corner of the woods before you go there. Oh, and watch out for land mines.

-The key you need to get out of the woods is in the log to the left side of the screen.

-If you go upstairs in the INN, there is a trunk with some money in it. Spend it on as many items as you can, because the store across the street is the only store in the game.

-Cast magic on Jack to instantly kill him, he dodges normal attacks.

-Talk to me to get a much-needed save point. [/spoiler]

[Myownpath]

Like I said before sorry if mine is not crappies enough I tried to get alot funnier then it is now but here are some reasons why
1: Had to study for a lot of exams so no coputuer time there
2: Internets were not working so I could not get any sound effects like chocoloate rain or that one fish from spongebob screaming CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!! which sucks because it would have been alot funnier with those.
3: It seems people like jokes or things that uses the words Sh**, F*** or rape so I went to town on those words so that more people would watch it and maybe subscribe to you drak (I blame family guy for Number 3...)
So yeah if it sux I'll go do Spaceman which has Chocolate rain guy as an enemy and various noises in the background to annoy the hell out of you JUST WAIT! (Heh look at me i'm freaking out over a crappy game XD)

[FFL2and3rocks]

Okay, here you go. <a href="http://www.megaupload.com/?d=K2Z7YPXU">Cliche' Quest</a>

I just beat it... the fire room... oh, the fire room...

I should have seen the final boss coming. XD

[moongoboo]

I submitted my game about a month ago at least, and it still hasen't been reviewed.  What's keeping my game from getting a review?  Did I make too many demands for how you should review my game?  Is it unreviewable?
I understand if it's unreviewable or would make a bad review, it is almost all instant kills and arbitrary game overs after all.  But seriously, what's holding up the review?

[Drakiyth]

I submitted my game about a month ago at least, and it still hasen't been reviewed.  What's keeping my game from getting a review?  Did I make too many demands for how you should review my game?  Is it unreviewable?
I understand if it's unreviewable or would make a bad review, it is almost all instant kills and arbitrary game overs after all.  But seriously, what's holding up the review?

I must have missed your game.  Go ahead and pop me the link and I'll do it soon.  I remember you, but there is so many submissions I think I may have forgot to add you to the list of games.  There is a lot of people who want their **** reviewed by me and sometimes things can get mixed up a bit.. When you demand a review from me though you're going to get ignored.


In the future.. How about you take a look at the front page of this thread and read the list of who is next.  If you noticed you're not on there.. Tell me.