Crappy Game Reviews: 2011 - Please read!

[Jacob X.]

Still alive, Drak?

[Drakiyth]

Yes I'm alive and it's my B-day yay.. Finally going to get around to go seeing 2012.  Screw New Moon.  That shyt is for the teeny bopper fan gurlz lulz.  I've been considering launching another video since I got some time off soon.  I'm sure everybody wants to see Cliche Quest 2.  Dude, think your game file is big enough btw? Jesus.


CLICHE QUEST 2

PART 1  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS5unq17Y0I

PART 2  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isawzIE9b9Y

[MissingName]

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH?  You're alive?!?!?

[Drakiyth]

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH?  You're alive?!?!?

Only in the "non-living" sense....  O.o

[MissingName]

Holy cow, I joined in the spring of this year and I've surpassed you in posts.  Dam.  I need a life...

BTW, I'm working on what I hope to be the most epic crappy game ever.  It's got gnomes, swearing, land mines and cats.  I'm sure you'll be happy.  *points at sig*

[fruckert]

Holy cow, I joined in the spring of this year and I've surpassed you in posts.  Dam.  I need a life...

I think by 6 months after I started I had a little over 2000.

Not sure though.

[Jacob X.]

might wanna check this out, Drak:
DivShare File - CQII_mines.avi

[MostEpicSwordy]

Yes I'm alive and it's my B-day yay.. Finally going to get around to go seeing 2012.  Screw New Moon.  That shyt is for the teeny bopper fan gurlz lulz.  I've been considering launching another video since I got some time off soon.  I'm sure everybody wants to see Cliche Quest 2.  Dude, think your game file is big enough btw? Jesus.


CLICHE QUEST 2

PART 1  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS5unq17Y0I

PART 2  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isawzIE9b9Y

Happy birthday Drak! I'm so glad you've done another review. I've been waiting so patiently. And I'm excited for when you review DoS's game, Apppease Masamune. And the New Moon thing is driving me insane too. If I hear one more thing about it I might leap into a woodchipper. 0.o

[Drakiyth]

Thanks again everybody.

Happy birthday Drak! I'm so glad you've done another review. I've been waiting so patiently. And I'm excited for when you review DoS's game, Apppease Masamune. And the New Moon thing is driving me insane too. If I hear one more thing about it I might leap into a woodchipper. 0.o

LOL I hear you.

might wanna check this out, Drak:
DivShare File - CQII_mines.avi

Okay I see what I missed now. Figured there was something to it.  I was in a rush yesterday.

[valdred]

http://www.charas-project.net/forum/index.php?topic=26272.msg327689#msg327689
here is mine.

[Drakiyth]

JACOB'S CLICHE QUEST 2 - PART 3,4,5,6,7,8,9


PART 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRo3JXzzJho

PART 4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0YuZ09oJY4

PART 5 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_eAkxx4tIg

PART 6 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_wCEz635Lk

PART 7 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnqTFmGiSOQ

PART 8 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY22ZmqnxO0

PART 9 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGfiSEdCzMo

[fruckert]

HOLY **** that's long.

[Jacob X.]

Your reaction to the fanboy thing was priceless. It was kind of hard to hear on the video, but during the fight, Alan Rickman said "Now I have a machine gun, Ho, Ho, Ho" I thought I'd put that in there because when I watched the Harry Potter movies for the first time, I was always reminded every time Snape talked that he was played by the same guy as Hans from Die Hard, and the image of him pulling out a gun in the castle and shooting into the air always popped into my head. XD

[DawnOfStefan]

Oh, Drak, I forgot to mention something. When you get around to my game, before the last battle, if you do not wish to fight the final boss due to time, there is an item you get at the giant tower called The Cut (you get it from the monster that says he is gay). Use it on the guard in Castle Date to gain access to the treasury. You will receive an item called "Cream of Tartar" and use it on the final boss in the first battle with her. It cuts down on time for an otherwise long battle. (But you don't get one of the good endings  )
Other spoilers:
[spoiler]The Wad of Cookie Dough (Tastes slightly of cat food) is an item that fully revives your party and completely restores all HP and MP. If you fight the last boss, stock up on a ton of these. In the tower, don't let this item throw you under a misinterpretation (you'll see what I mean). I also forgot to make the Sweet Rave Party a usable item X_X.[/spoiler]

Thanks, and happy-belated birthday. Also, good job on Jacob's game, it made for many lulz.

[FFL2and3rocks]

Your reaction to the fanboy thing was priceless.

My favorite part by far.