Crappy Game Reviews: 2011 - Please read!

[valdred]

american kid?

[Drakiyth]

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[MissingName]

Damn, I hate visual riddles.

[ThexXtremeXx]

He's gonna eat u.

Or he's trying to say that he's going to be on the toilet during the 4th of July.

[lilsniffs3]

To Google!

[lonewolf]

U.S. A  kids with  s**t fire work on the 4th of july ? some thing like that

[Drakiyth]

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[Renelia]

Independence Day + Toilet humor = *** of **** options?

My guess

[Avnas]

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The first two words are 'Independence Day'.

EDIT: I also second the 'toilet humor' guess.

[lilsniffs3]

Crappy game review on July 4th?

[fruckert]

Independence Day + Toilet humor = *** of **** options?

My guess

This.

[Avnas]

Independence Day + toilet humour = day of -u-- -p-----

[lilsniffs3]

Independence Day + toilet humour = day of much options

[Drakiyth]

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VALDRED'S GAME - Reviewed by Markyjoe 1990  



MARKY JOE WRITES:

Hello everyone. This is MarkyJoe1990, and welcome to the Shitastic RPG Maker Game Theatre!

In this theatre, I will be playing through crappy RPG Maker games submitted on www.charas-project.net, and riffing on them as I go.

Now, some of you are probably saying to yourselves right now "AAAAHHH Marc! You ripping off Drakiyth!"

To answer that. Yes, I know I am. I don't care.

The reason why I'm doing this is because I've noticed that Drakiyth's later videos have deteriorated in quality in comparison to his old ones. This has made me a sad panda, and thus I wish to try the whole Crappy Game Reviewing myself to see if I'll do any good at it.

There's no rule saying I can't do this, so please don't complain that I am. Instead, I'd like to get feedback and criticism to help me improve. I'm not the best commentater, but I can at least strive to be one.

And with that, I hope you guys enjoy. And Drakiyth. I especially hope this cheers you up.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5IIrxO9KzU    <---- MARKYJOE 1990 VIDEO



NOTE TO MARKY:  I find it interesting I have a rival to be totally honest with you.

[MarkyJoe1990]

Ahh! Drakiyth has mentioned me! That's my cue to make my epic rival introduction.

*ahem*

Greetings all! Erm... yeah... I'm Drakiyth's rival!

*faints from own fail*

Anyways. Yeah. I've decided I wish to take part in these crappy RPG maker game reviews. With this, I hope to accomplish two things:

• Make funny, quality Crappy RPG Maker Game Reviews that will entertain my own viewer base as well as the people here at the charas project
• Provide Drakiyth with amusement that will inspire and motivate him to continue the Crappy Game Review series (And perhaps polish up his commentary. No offense.)

Despite the fact that I intend to do some of the reviews myself, I am not limiting myself to the list put here on the thread. If any of you have crappy games that you wish to see me playthrough, I will do them even if they aren't on the list... HOWEVER, I withhold the right to refuse if I don't think your game will be amusing enough for the viewers (IE the game is unfunny, redundant, or just plain frustrating to play). If the game is funny/amusing, but has backtracking, I will continue the review, but cut out backtracking for the sake of the viewer.

And with that all said. MarkyJoe1990 signing out!

Edit: Almost forgot. I did two other reviews:

Shitastic RPG Maker Game Theatre [Episode 2]: Super Mega Adventures 3 by West123432
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7h1T10akdK0

Shitastic RPG Maker Game Theatre [Episode 3]: Real Mission Impossible by DarkLegendVampire
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFVXAqm29wk