Plowing snow with a lawn mower

[Dominicy]

My neighbor was just outside plowing the snow with this huge lawn mower.  I feel it's worth mentioning that she's a fat, turkey-necked whale of a woman.  Does any one else object to the idea of using a LAWN MOWER rather than a snow shovel on the build-up on sidewalks, or am I just crazy?

Keep in mind that yeah, it is quite a bit, some seven centimeters of snow, give-or-take, but this is just ridiculous.  Reminds me a bit of that demotivational "AMERICA: THIS IS WHY THE WORLD HATES YOU" thing that's been going around for some time.

[lonewolf]

Plowing snow with a lawn mower
what the hell is she thinning she is trucking mad
its a big NO NO she truck up the lawn mower
she need's to go to the mad home for fool's

[Dominicy]

I was more focused on the fact that she's just that damn lazy that she can't just as easily shovel the damn snow herself?  Come to think of it, I can only hope it was a lawn mower, and not something meant to deal with snow.  I mean, it had had a window in the front that could easily reach twice as much snow as we had, and I would assume for safety's sake, if nothing else, that the blades of a lawn mower would be closed off.  It's just.. almost frustrating that people can be this reluctant to get some damn exercise.  God knows that bloated cow could use it.

[ElrohirTiwell]

its 30 cms here for 5 days now.... wait.... you mean snow? it has turned into ice here...

About your neighbour... send her a letter saying "Sitting on the lawn is a faster way to remove the snow, then again you could be losing 5 calories.... yours, Green Peace"

[Archem]

If I had snow or a riding mower, I'd do it.

Then again, the idea of riding around at two miles per hour and contributing to the already highly polluted air in one oddly entertaining movement has always been a dream of mine.

[A Forgotten Legend]

i was just walking around in the snow....  it is supposed to get 4-6 inches when its done, what would that be in centimeters? like 9.6 - 14.4 cm?

[Archem]

Can you box some up and ship it to me? I haven't seen snow in years.

[Ben]

its okay as long as she has some sort of plowing attachment for her riding mower. But im gonna go out on a limb and say this lardass didn't.
I once watched this obese Walmart worker round up shopping carts with her "handicapped scooter"
Turns out she wasnt handicapped at all. She just bought the ****ing scooter to haul her fat *** around in.


Its not just america dude, its western civilization. Either way, for epic lulz, next time its snowing, Throw some stones out where she mows. And pour cups of hot water in random spots along her mowing route as well. Youll have the pleasure of knowing that her lawnmower will be out of commision. Or better yet, Hide a snow shovel under the snow.

[Dominicy]

I like the way you think.  Now if only I had the balls to do that sort of thing to someone.  Dunno, maybe next winter if I happen to actually post on 4Chan rather than just skim through the topics FredrikThe red one links me, or if I just have a camera I'll do it.  Otherwise it sounds more like a far off dream.

[Ben]

**** son
Id do it if i were anywhere nearby
What you gotta do is get drunked up.
Likwid courage nigs

[A Forgotten Legend]

Can you box some up and ship it to me? I haven't seen snow in years.

You can take it all.  Now, I accept cash or money order.  Please send your $1,000,000 in cash or money order to this address:

Snow Sales
666 Winter Lane
Snow Hell, PA 66606

You should receive your snow with-in two weeks.  Its not guaranteed that the snow will not melt on the way. No out of country sales.
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I hate snow.

[Archem]

$1,000,000

****! I may need to start mowing some lawns!

[Ratty524]

... Well thank GOD that I live in Southern California.

[fruckert]

Too bad I live in Washington
We've been getting nothing but snow and rain here for awhile
The Cowlitz river, which I live right next to, looks like it's about to break pretty soon

[ElrohirTiwell]

its okay as long as she has some sort of plowing attachment for her riding mower. But im gonna go out on a limb and say this lardass didn't.
I once watched this obese Walmart worker round up shopping carts with her "handicapped scooter"
Turns out she wasnt handicapped at all. She just bought the ****ing scooter to haul her fat *** around in.

Makes me think about that new movie that came out, you know about those robots.. an animation movie? I believe it's called Wall-e or something...