A game based on a movie based on an anime based on a manga based in asian myths.

[Grandy]

I have high hopes in this movie.

By having such low hopes that I absolutelly know it will be better than what I expect, thus my low hopes are used as a pathway to good hopes.

[Archem]

Yeah. Everyone died a little bit inside.

ESPECIALLY EVERYONE.

[Apex]

The movie wont flop, because you know that everyone and their aunts are going to go see it to see how truly awful it is.

[Grandy]

Less for my cousins, they'll go see it because they are DBZ fans.

[Emerates]

I might go see it simply because I have no self-respect.

[Archem]

No, I refuse to give money to these people so that they can make more of it.

"Look, everyone! I made complete **** out of something that people love! Pay me for my butchering!"

**** that.

[Musha]

I'm gonna see it purely out of curiosity.

[Drace]

This is one of those movies that should only be downloaded. Thus, they get no money and we get to see it. Win situation for us and the world.

[Djanki]

I'm getting 'Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game' flashbacks here...

As Seanbaby once put it in EGM: The continuing cycle of failure can only be broken by "Dragon Ball: The Novelization of the Game of the Movie, As Read Entirely In Fart'. To that, I would add: "By Phil Collins".


Long story short: I'm not even wasting my time. I could be watching more GaoGaiGar or playing more Phantasy Star instead of seeing these turds.
Excuse me--there's a Zonder at Climatrol, and my Hell and Heaven is getting twitchy.

[Archem]

This is one of those movies that should only be downloaded. Thus, they get no money and we get to see it. Win situation for us and the world.

O, I may be able to get behind that.