Tasteless Game Ideas

[Apex]

Let's come up with horrible game ideas for really controversial games.

Most famous example: Super Columbine Massacre RPG. (This is a real game.)

Mine: Uni-Bomber Man. It's like normal bomber man, only the bombs are instead postage envelopes and boxes that explode. You can hide them in mail boxes so when enemies walk by them they explode. Periodically UPS trucks will drive down the side of the levels and throw packages.

Trauma Center: Abortion Edition. This a spoof off the Trauma Center (Surgery simulator.) series, instead of preforming life saving surgery, you preform abortions, with awesome tools, such as the laser scalpel and ultra-vacuum. Prying apart dead babies has never been more fun.

[Drace]

Beowulf, based on the movie. Oh wait, that's a real game.

[Archem]

Baby Kicker: Pro Edition

It's like a football game, but with a twist. Guess the twist.

[X_marks_the_ed]

History Channel: The Holocaust

With Online Multiplayer and leaderboards.

[fruckert]

This should be a game

Hmm...

I'm kind of dry right now, so I'll come back later

[zuhane]

Gravekeeper- A game where you have to dig up corpses at the dead of night and
fornicate them. Try to not get spotted by grannies walking dogs. If they dog spot
you... I guess you have to make them join in the fun at gunpoint.

Life Support Cutter- Run around a hospital with a large leather whip and try and
turn off life support machines whilst escaping from the hospital's security.

Pig Bukkake- A bit like Guitar Hero, but with dead pigs and bukkake.

Lawnmower Bill- For the Wii, control a lawnmower and saw your own genitals off.

Pigeon Molester- Shoot pigeons down and then molest them as they die.

[Archem]

Pig Bukkake- A bit like Guitar Hero, but with dead pigs and bukkake.

I would play the **** out of that.

[Apex]

Preggo Kombat: With Guest Character Captain Falcon.

[Archem]

Butt Sex!

Much like Pokémon, it cums (snicker) in two varieties: Male and Female.


The Female version is extremely rare, though. It also works like trading cards: You don't know which one you got until you open it up.

[fruckert]

Ethnic Cleansing: You are some dude going around killing blacks purely because they're black
Oh...wait...

[Archem]

Damn, I kinda wanted to do that one...

I hear it has "realistic negro sounds recorded on the spot with REAL niggers".

[Darrellito]

Emo Elmo: Adventures in Screamoville

Now you can cut yourself and learn the alphabet at the same time!

IN STORES NOW!

[Ben]

dead n!gger storage tycoon



before anyone cries "RACIST" remember pulp fiction and tell me that scene wasnt awesome

[fruckert]

I can't remember that scene
But, seeing as it was out of Pulp Fiction, I'm going to assume you are correct

[Drace]

Any game made my gemini. Because a game made by a 36-year old who writes worse than my 11-year old dutch nephew can't possibly be good.