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Offline Drace

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #15 on: February 01, 2009, 10:59:11 AM »
Quote from: gemini on February 01, 2009, 08:31:14 AM
Yeah, i normally would have ignored this gay shitty thread, but i couldnt resist trolling drace with the holland thing. He gets so sensitive, and its one of my simpler pleasures

Like I said, I don't care about patrionism and I don't care about Chuck Norris jokes. Your statement = false.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #16 on: February 01, 2009, 12:21:47 PM »
it dosent matter how apathetic you are about holland... it got a response.
everything i say in reply to your posts gets a squirty vaginal repsonse
I love it.


also....


chuck norris
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Offline Archem

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #17 on: February 01, 2009, 07:22:27 PM »
Chuck Norris once starred in a film.

THAT'S WHY WE KNOW HIM.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #18 on: February 01, 2009, 07:45:49 PM »
Archem, you forget about the bowflex
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #19 on: February 01, 2009, 08:16:39 PM »
Total Gym, not Bowflex.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #20 on: February 02, 2009, 07:29:13 AM »
Quote from: gemini on February 01, 2009, 07:45:49 PM
Archem, you forget about the bowflex
AND WITHOUT THAT FIRST FILM, HE'D BE SELLING THE HOBOWFLEX.
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Offline arcaine91

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #21 on: February 02, 2009, 07:33:09 AM »
Chuck Norris actually died five years ago, but the grim reaper hasn't gotten up the courage to tell him yet.

also...

Chuck Norris has a kitten...every morning for breakfast.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #22 on: February 02, 2009, 09:59:00 AM »
Quote from: gemini on February 01, 2009, 12:21:47 PM
it dosent matter how apathetic you are about holland... it got a response.
everything i say in reply to your posts gets a squirty vaginal repsonse
I love it.


also....


chuck norris

I only respond because I have nothing else to do at the moment.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #23 on: February 02, 2009, 10:11:14 AM »
myeeeeah
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #24 on: February 02, 2009, 10:58:25 AM »
Quote from: Drace on February 02, 2009, 09:59:00 AM
I only respond because I have nothing else to do at the moment.
Not that I want to side with anyone in these stupid arguments that you two have, but...



Sand.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #25 on: February 02, 2009, 01:33:07 PM »
Quote from: Archem2 on February 02, 2009, 10:58:25 AM
Not that I want to side with anyone in these stupid arguments that you two have, but...



Sand.

Where?
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Offline Archem

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #26 on: February 02, 2009, 06:49:59 PM »
Cooter.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #27 on: February 02, 2009, 07:05:59 PM »
Sand Cooter? Hmmmm... what could this mean. Hmmmm
Maybe the letters represent numbers...

S=19, a=1, n=14, d=4, c=3, o=15, t=20, e=5, r=18.... So that means...
19 + 1 + 14 + 4 and 3 + 15 + 15 + 20 + 5 + 18
38 and 76...
3 + 8 = 11 and 7 + 6 = 14

K is the 11th letter, n is the 14th...
K and N...

Wait! The K is pronounced as kay, the N is pronounced as ene. Kayene... Kane!

OMG! Archem is Kane from Command and Conquer. I knew it.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #28 on: February 02, 2009, 07:16:11 PM »
Wow, that was a long way to go for a lame accusation. *poofs out of thread*
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #29 on: February 02, 2009, 07:54:36 PM »
Quote from: Archem2 on February 02, 2009, 07:16:11 PM
Wow, that was a long way to go for a lame accusation. *poofs out of thread*

*shakes fist*

I tried to think of something better but this was the best I could make out of it!
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