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Offline Musha

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #60 on: February 11, 2009, 05:20:54 AM »
Mr. T pities the fool that don't like Chuck Norris.
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Offline arcaine91

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #61 on: February 12, 2009, 04:56:02 AM »
Chuck Norris pities the fool that don't like Mr. T.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #62 on: February 13, 2009, 12:09:11 PM »
Chuck Norris once survived being shot in the face.  His beard stopped the bullet.
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Offline Darrellito

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #63 on: February 14, 2009, 09:29:53 AM »
Chuck Norris went back in time and saved JFK from being shot by deflecting both bullets with just his beard. His head then exploded in pure amazement.
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