i got a new cook i think she tried to kill me

[lonewolf]

funny thing 
i think my new cook does not like me
i got a new cook this on Sunday
but today i think she tried to kill me
i asked her can she make pizza
pointing to the cook book with how to make the pizza
OK i can make that she called me in when she cooked it
she asked you like mr wolfy my face was red
i ask what she used
she got me the bottle
silly fool only used a full bottle of Tabasco red pepper sauce
instead of tomato puree

has any thing like this  been done to you like this?

[Drace]

Get a new cook. That can't be good.

[Red Giant]

Either A: She hates you or B: She can't read ingredient bottles. Either way, get her out!

[Dominicy]

Bahahahahahaha.  Hell, if I hated you enough to do that, I'd do it with a little style.  If I were her I would have given you an empty bottle of soap or window cleaner or some such just for kicks.  Just proves how much of a dick I am, I suppose XD

[Archem]

Hehehe. I wouldn't have been all that irritated, though. Tabasco sauce is rather ineffective to me.

I would have complained about the taste, though. That's far too much.

[Apex]

I love Tabasco sauce, but yeah, I'd give her one more chance at least. Mistakes are made.

Also: YOU HAVE YOUR OWN COOK?! Cool!

[Ben]

has she been to school and all that jazz?
On an unrelated note, I should be a red seal chef by this time next year.
On a very related note....Id have fired her...for being a wuss and not using straight up chili paste

[Fisherson]

I love Tabasco Pizaa. I just can't belive you have your youir own chef.

[lonewolf]

i can see the funny side of it
know the wife but her up to it
the wife knows i like chill's not to hot
i am more in to sweet chill sauce
i am not going to kick her out the door
as she is one hell of a cook
i only got her as the wife has to take my son to school
and i only getting back on my feet
if i stand up to long i fall down
as i have to use a Walking Sticks to help me get around
but good news is in 4 weeks its good bye to my Walking Sticks
thank god

[Red Giant]

Owch, what happened dude?

Is this something everyone already knows about?

[Archem]

I hope not. It would make me come off as insensitive for not knowing.

[Djanki]

...I don't know what to say...I mean, anything with that much hot sauce must have the ability to go into the past and help your mother conceive you, but on the other hand, it's gotta taste pretty bad...