Swine Flu

[Archem]

I'm a vegetarian, so I'm obligated to take this opportunity to remind you all that if it weren't for your pork-munching habits, the Asian and European strains would have never merged with North American strains in Mexican pig farms, and we wouldn't be in this mess in the first place.

If I die, you have my contempt.

You can take your beliefs and shove them. Meat is good. Vegetables aren't.


Unless they're served with meat. Then they're awesome.

We could just all not go outside. I suspect that's what most of us here do anyway.

Check.







And remember: I'm never serious. I feel I should start adding this as a P.S. to all my posts. I'm getting far too many letter bombs for my internet hate crimes.

[Valiere]

Too late. I'm ultra-offended.

[fruckert]

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The rest are boring

[Archem]

Too late. I'm ultra-offended.

God damn it...

[Razor]

The only good reason for vegetarianism is if your body is unable to cope with meat. I got a guy in my class who is like that. Poor he.

But otherwise, all the proteins and irons and what nots, they'll do you good.

[X_marks_the_ed]

The only good reason for vegetarianism is if your body is unable to cope with meat. I got a guy in my class who is like that. Poor he.

But otherwise, all the proteins and irons and what nots, they'll do you good.

That, and most meatbags eat meat.

[Apex]

It's all supply and demand; if enough people start becoming Vegetarians, then the cost of meat will hopefully go down.

GO VEGETARIANS!

[Valiere]

The only good reason for vegetarianism is if your body is unable to cope with meat. I got a guy in my class who is like that. Poor he.

But otherwise, all the proteins and irons and what nots, they'll do you good.

HMMM THIS SOUNDS WELL-RESEARCHED I THINK I SHALL CHANGE MY ENTIRE LIFESTYLE!

[Fisherson]

It has nothing to do with meat. It was a company that sells flumyst, or whatever it's called, who was unable to get pepole to use the spray version of the flu shot to take it because it has too many side effects. This leads to an overstock on flu spray, which equals millions or more in losses So guess what they do? They unleash a new version of the flu so that can be treated with their product and no other. Bada boom bada bing their mechendise starts to move again. It's all corprate espinanoge.

[Red Giant]

The only good reason for vegetarianism is if your body is unable to cope with meat.

Cow farts and burps are a massive contributor to greenhouse gases. No joke. I have considered becoming a vegetarian for this reason.



EDIT:

They unleash a new version of the flu so that can be treated with their product and no other. Bada boom bada bing their mechendise starts to move again. It's all corprate espinanoge.

Please say that isn't serious.

[Fisherson]

EDIT:
Please say that isn't serious.

I am. 100%

[Grandy]

Cow farts and burps are a massive contributor to greenhouse gases. No joke. I have considered becoming a vegetarian for this reason.

Wait, so you're saying you won't eat the contributor to greenhouse gases? You'll let them live?

[Red Giant]

Wait, so you're saying you won't eat the contributor to greenhouse gases? You'll let them live?

Supply and demand boy. Farmers don't sell off all their cows and then fall into poverty, do they?

[Grandy]

Aye, but I don't think they'd raise one cow less if you stopped eating one cow.Whereas if you ate one cow, it would be one cow less for this polluted world.

[Archem]

HMMM THIS SOUNDS WELL-RESEARCHED I THINK I SHALL CHANGE MY ENTIRE LIFESTYLE!

I didn't realize that your appetite counted as a lifestyle.