Lucas and me are totally not computer intelligences.

[fruckert]

We got bored, and started spouting off random stuff, in total Cleverbot format.

Fruckert: Why do you want me to shove broccoli in my penis?
lucasirineu: Your penis is not the answer.
Fruckert: The answer is in the shower.
lucasirineu: But is it true?
Fruckert: True? Aardvarks don't spout truths. Only lies.
lucasirineu: But they are not kangaroos, are them?
Fruckert: Indeed, they are soap bubbles.
lucasirineu: Soap is relative.
Fruckert: The theory of relativity makes no sense, does it not?
lucasirineu: Not unless you are in space.
Fruckert: The purple monkeys inhabit space.
lucasirineu: But they are scared of the purple najas
Fruckert: The naja forevar?
lucasirineu: What color is your car?
Fruckert: Purple.
lucasirineu: But is green the color of the mind?
Fruckert: No, the color of the mind is fuchsia.
lucasirineu: Is your mind attached to physical objects as much as your body is attached to your soul?
Fruckert: Indeed, although the canary kind of throws me off in the wind.
lucasirineu: I think you need to work on your conversation skills.
Fruckert: The conversation is the world!
lucasirineu: We are the world!
Fruckert: The power is yours!
lucasirineu: Michael jackson ate the kids!
Fruckert: Heart!
lucasirineu: Ebony and ivory.
Fruckert: Are the weapons of the heroic demo slayer Dante.
In the end, I think that this game was...okay.
Not great, not bad, not anything.
It just happened.
On with the news, Jessie!
lucasirineu: You are insulting me.
Fruckert: No I am not =[
lucasirineu: You know its true, son!
Fruckert: Is your name Savanah?
lucasirineu: The name is Bond. John Bond.
Fruckert: Bonded to the ceiling with super glue?
lucasirineu: STOP SWEARING.

[X_marks_the_ed]

lucasirineu: Your penis is not the answer.

I can prove this false.

[Angel Walter]

Fruckert: True? Aardvarks don't spout truths. Only lies.

Dammit! They've been lying to me all along!

Fruckert: No, the color of the mind is fuchsia.

My god! I should've seen it earlier!

[Grandy]

But is "river" another expression for "true love"?