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Re: Amusing stories I was witness to!
« Reply #15 on: October 03, 2009, 04:34:48 AM »
Quote from: Archem2 on October 02, 2009, 09:39:52 PM
Watch Venture Brothers.

Why? Reference fail?



Also, the second one with the priest made me laugh out loud :D can't wait for more of these!
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Re: Amusing stories I was witness to!
« Reply #16 on: October 03, 2009, 05:19:04 AM »
Can you f*ck it?
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Re: A thread about assorted art things that I feel like sporadically uploading
« Reply #17 on: October 05, 2009, 12:50:03 AM »
Quote from: Archem2 on October 03, 2009, 05:19:04 AM
Can you f*ck it?
It's a squirrel.  I'm pretty sure that would be a tight fit, but if that's your thing... 

"Squirrel twanging" will be explained when I feel like drawing it.  It's my teacher's direct follow up to a quiz about squirrels moving in parabolic arcs and other nasty graphs.
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Re: A thread about assorted art things that I feel like sporadically uploading
« Reply #18 on: October 05, 2009, 11:46:14 PM »
Will you bounce my balls while I pluck my twanger?
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Re: A thread about assorted art things that I feel like sporadically uploading
« Reply #19 on: October 05, 2009, 11:47:48 PM »
No.

Am I still too lazy to sprite stuff today?  Yes.

Oh, two of my teachers have turtles in their rooms.  Interesting stories to go along with those...

EDIT: Today my Russian teacher dropped an f-bomb.  Imagine a priest doing that.
« Last Edit: October 08, 2009, 12:47:25 AM by MissingName »
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Re: A thread about assorted art things that I feel like sporadically uploading
« Reply #20 on: October 08, 2009, 02:43:54 AM »
Fuck yeah.
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Re: A thread about assorted art things that I feel like sporadically uploading
« Reply #21 on: October 08, 2009, 02:46:00 AM »
Oh fuck yeah.
That's awesome.
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Re: A thread about assorted art things that I feel like sporadically uploading
« Reply #22 on: October 08, 2009, 11:19:08 AM »
"I have to keep this phone on me at all times.  Because when you **** up, the police call me first."
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Re: A thread about assorted art things that I feel like sporadically uploading
« Reply #23 on: October 11, 2009, 02:33:42 AM »
OH SNAP, Double post.  Sorry.

They heard this from the basement.  We're on the top floor.

Does anyone else find this amusing or is my entire family just made of insane people?
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Re: A thread about assorted art things that I feel like sporadically uploading
« Reply #24 on: October 11, 2009, 03:20:38 AM »
Yes.
It's called Walmart bingo.
Very fun.
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Re: A thread about assorted art things that I feel like sporadically uploading
« Reply #25 on: October 11, 2009, 05:53:55 AM »
Amusing as hell.

You've also failed this week's quiz.
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Re: A thread about assorted art things that I feel like sporadically uploading
« Reply #26 on: October 11, 2009, 11:29:29 AM »
I couldn't enjoy the Twang one. SOMEONE behind me had to say 'TWANG' and 'Who's Missingname?' the whole time. I'm sure it was something I would've liked. <.<
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Re: A thread about assorted art things that I feel like sporadically uploading
« Reply #27 on: October 11, 2009, 01:34:03 PM »
Now a typical greeting in calculus is "Have you TWAAAANGED your squirrel today?"

And after getting quizzes back:
 - "What did you get?"
 - "I got 'Hum. +0' "
 - "I got 'REALLY?!?!?! +1' "
 - "'So...? +0."
 - "Beat you all!  I got a 'DANG! +4!' "
 - "Lucky sunofabitch."
 - "My grade was 'So close, and yet so far. +1.' "
 - "He took extra time to switch to red pen and draw blood dripping from my +0."
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Re: A thread about assorted art things that I feel like sporadically uploading
« Reply #28 on: October 11, 2009, 01:51:07 PM »
This is how he used to introduce himself to the new class.

There was a weight machine in the corner.  He'd put all of the weights on.  People's usual reaction:  "Yah, big deal.  He can press all that.  Showy."
Then he would pick up the ENTIRE machine.  Above his head.  And carry it across the room.

Too bad his back is crap now.  That was more than 20 years ago.
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Re: A thread about assorted art things that I feel like sporadically uploading
« Reply #29 on: October 11, 2009, 07:08:59 PM »
Jesus Christ.
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