COMIC POST: Who would you punch in the face!? PART 1 IS HERE.

[Drakiyth]

                                                        


                                                       VIDEO HERE ---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtAxwbxipf4


This thread is mainly a way to let off some steam by telling this crazy world of Charas Forums how you feel. If some of your stories are really funny I will choose a few every once in a while and blog them on my youtube page along with the crappy game reviews.  

NOTE: Please keep in mind this is a comic post and anything said should be taken that way.  Also, please hold off on punching members of
the charas forums and talk about people at school, home, life in general who piss you off or if there is somebody like an actor/actress.



WHO WOULD YOU PUNCH IN THE FACE!? (BE DETAILED)




PART 1   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3d5ogmwtfg

[Desimodontidae]

OBAMA!!!!!!!

[lonewolf]

my boss as he can be a *** at times making me climb tree's
 that 45 foot with no safety ropes
 in high winds then calls me monkey men
i dont say any thing as the pays good

[MissingName]

My Russian teacher for giving me a test on the day before break!  We only had two class periods that day.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Everyone who quoted 'change' during Obama's campaign. It was being tossed around so damn much, I don't think anyone even knew what it meant. Not a single person I talked to who promoted the 'change', had any idea what his real platform was, or even bothered to care.

"We need change because life now sucks." was basically the general idea. I didn't see how it 'sucked', considering that they were all living just fine with their ipods and 360s. God I wish I could go back in time and at least force them to watch one of Obama's speeches to get a basic idea of what they were babbling about.

[Dragonium]

Nicolas Cage, for being a terrible actor and playing himself in every movie.

[fruckert]

Edward Furlong.
Just 'cause.

[_JeT_]

Obama.

And the punch's strength will cause it to hit Pelosi and Clinton as well.

...but he was black. America needed a black president. Who cares about his speeches? It's the change that mattersjk

Hm... Can I just punch Lucas as a freebie?

[Fortet]

Robert Pattinson
'nuff said

[X_marks_the_ed]

Hm... Can I just punch Lucas as a freebie?

...I thought he was being sarcastic, but I'll gladly join you.

[_JeT_]

I know he probably was, but it is hard to resist punching him in the face.

[Drakiyth]

I laughed really hard at a lot of these. Good stuff guys. Keep them rolling people. Everybody can punch Lucas too if you want.

[MostEpicSwordy]

I's like to punch Stephanie Meyer. She is the cause of all the Twilight trouble, not Robert Pattinson. She had to go and ruin everything by writing that crap. Her other book, The Host was amazing. Twilight just equals fail and I can no longer give her credit as a writer.

[fruckert]

If you cannot give her credit as a writer, how can you think The Host was amazing?
You're kind of contradicting yourself bud.

I would totally like to punch the kid out of home alone who has the impossible to spell name.
Mccully Caulkin or some weird **** like that.
That would be so awesome.

Stephan King, for being a mostly talentless hack that leaches off of his retarded fanbase.

Uwe Boll OH **** I JUST GOT CHALLENGED TO A BOXING MATCH I TAKE IT BACK.

Michael Bay.
You ruined movies for me dude.

Irate Gamer.

[Darkfox]

Irate Gamer, because he's false advertisement. He's not a gamer, he's just irate. Anybody can be irate, but he has to say he's a "gamer" when he obviously CAN'T play games. I mean, sheesh, I am a much better gamer, and I live in a box! I'm like Snake from Metal Gear Solid, except the box is a metaphorical representation of my seclusion! ...yeah, I'd punch Irate Gamer.

Another thing I'd punch is people asking me if I like Mudkips. No, I do NOT like Mudkips, quit asking me dammit! I do not like Mudkips don't you see? Now go away and leave me be! What you "herd" is WRONG. I don't know who keeps telling you this crap but I do not like them, and will never like them. The very thought of them disgusts me, and if you keep asking I'll punch you in the face and call the police on harassment charges! I'm going to call my lawyer and bring up a restrainment order!

Leigh Whannell I would totally punch in the face. Saw sucks, you can't write, you can't make a compelling character if your life depended on it! Your movies suck, you suck, and you deserve a punch in the face, and your fans deserve it even more! It's not a movie, it is NOT scary, it's a bunch of random badly made death scenes and lame tortured plot devices with no driving plot. THERE IS NO REAL PLOT!

Jennifer Pertsch and Tom McGillis, for making 6teen, Total Drama series, and Stoked that now infest Cartoon Network. They are not creative, the animation is atrocious, and the humor is subpar. Go back to Canada you talentless buffoons! Flash is not for TV, it is for the internet! At least TRY to make a decent attempt at a cartoon series rather than presenting a series of moving flat shapes with Flash! Freelance animators do better! Homestar Runner kicks your butt several times over and yet it doesn't have an actual TV show! And your fans need a punch in the face for loving this garbage. YOU ARE NOT CARTOONISTS, YOU ARE PARASITES! Just hang yourselves and let REAL talent take your place! Talent NOT from Canada preferably! Maybe Europe. Maybe some guys from Monty Python. That'd be sweet...

Seth MacFarlane, do I need an explanation? All he does is whore out Family Guy, and when it comes to making a new series, The Clevlands, it is just another Family Guy with jokes aimed at a black family. Wow. Just wow. Okay seriously, who HASN'T done what you do? And all you really do a lot of is pop culture jokes nowadays and bash religion. Those jokes are old, your old, your political views suck and nobody cares! And those that DO care shouldn't. The only REAL reason you have ANY political view is to get on camera and say "OH LOOK AT ME! I'M FAMOUS AND ON TEEVEE! LOOK AT MY PUBLICITY RAISE THROUGH THE ROOF! I'LL JOIN A WRITER'S STRIKE BECAUSE I WANT TO LOOK LIKE I CARE BUT I GET LOADS OF MONEY AND NO REASON TO STRIKE!" Laugh while you can laughing-boy, I'm coming to smash in your face, then you'll be laghing only on the inside!

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And yeah, Lucas.